Useless facts/Chit Chat Thread

[Just Beachy]

Not only can you say it, you can use it in a sentence. A+

That's 'cause he's a fart smeller..... I mean, a smart feller!!!

 

[vick]

That's 'cause he's a fart smeller..... I mean, a smart feller!!!

or both?

 

[Tiggntaz]

Hey Frank,

Do you like to fish?

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Hey Frank,

Do you like to fish?

I tend to be fond of angling for swimmers,
but only every chance I can get.

 

[BRDof3]

I tend to be fond of angling for swimmers,
but only every chance I can get.

As long as you know how to keep it in perspective Frank.

 

[2goofycampers]

DS is working at a warehouse where most everything comes in from CHINA, he has killed spiders from there almost everyday that do not live in the US. So how many spiders and other critters from other countries come to the US everyday in shipping crates?

 

[PolynesianPixie]

DS is working at a warehouse where most everything comes in from CHINA, he has killed spiders from there almost everyday that do not live in the US. So how many spiders and other critters from other countries come to the US everyday in shipping crates?

Thats a creepy thought!

 

[auntie]

DS is working at a warehouse where most everything comes in from CHINA, he has killed spiders from there almost everyday that do not live in the US. So how many spiders and other critters from other countries come to the US everyday in shipping crates?

Don't they (whoever "they" are "...say you should look carefully when buying a bunch of bananas in the supermarket. That sometimes there are freaky spiders hiding in the bunches.
I can only imagine...what's in those crates!

 

[Brer Bear]

DS is working at a warehouse where most everything comes in from CHINA, he has killed spiders from there almost everyday that do not live in the US. So how many spiders and other critters from other countries come to the US everyday in shipping crates?

Unfortunately you can't kill spiders easily with pest sprays because they don't groom themselves after crawling through it. They would have to actively fog each container.

How many of the two legged variety have come out of those boxes?!

 

[BigDaddyRog]

I spent most of my morning here...

This is how many fish I caught...

This is my bro-n-law......he was standing 3 feet away from me and he pulls this little swimmer in....I hate this guy!!!

 

[des1954]

Beautiful fishin' lake, Rog!! And just LOOK AT YOU!!! Good Lord!!! You are looking awesome!! How much have you lost?

 

[BigDaddyRog]

Thanks Deb, Ive lost right at 180. Ive fished this lake 6 or 8 times this year...and havent gotten anything...everytime he goes, he gets SOMETHING....some people LOVE fishing....others can actually catch fish. I need a new game plan, man!!

edit...I just looked at that pic again...I think Im dislodging a wedgie back there!!!

 

[2goofycampers]

Thanks Deb, Ive lost right at 180. Ive fished this lake 6 or 8 times this year...and havent gotten anything...everytime he goes, he gets SOMETHING....some people LOVE fishing....others can actually catch fish. I need a new game plan, man!!

edit...I just looked at that pic again...I think Im dislodging a wedgie back there!!!

Or a new BIL.

 

[des1954]

Thanks Deb, Ive lost right at 180. Ive fished this lake 6 or 8 times this year...and havent gotten anything...everytime he goes, he gets SOMETHING....some people LOVE fishing....others can actually catch fish. I need a new game plan, man!!

When I used to fish, I was the one who always caught the little crap you couldn't keep, or stuff you wouldn't want to keep. I could cast a line in a well stocked lake & still come up with nuttin worth while. The only thing I was ever good at was catching blue crabs in the lake behind our old house. One chicken skin would yield like 50-75 blue crabs in about 45 minutes. I could pull 'em out just as fast as I could put the line in the water. I miss them days!! Steamed crab or crab cakes for free!! YUM!!!

Keep up the good work on the weight loss!! You just keep getting better & better!

 

[ftwildernessguy]

When I was in college, I did some landscape work for this retired guy who had a little pond he stocked with rainbow trout. He used to throw a scoop of Purina Trout Chow out and the lake would explode in a feeding frenzy. One day he threw out a line and caught a trout that weighed 12 pounds and was as round as a stove pipe.

 

[LONE-STAR]

edit...I just looked at that pic again...I think Im dislodging a wedgie back there!!!

I was wondering why your hand was behind your back

 

[2goofycampers]

When I was in college, I did some landscape work for this retired guy who had a little pond he stocked with rainbow trout. He used to throw a scoop of Purina Trout Chow out and the lake would explode in a feeding frenzy. One day he threw out a line and caught a trout that weighed 12 pounds and was as round as a stove pipe.

Did you break out the lemon and butter ?

That is a BIG trout.

 

[ftwildernessguy]

Did you break out the lemon and butter ?

That is a BIG trout.

Tell me about it. It was like a slimey dog with no legs. He didn't share, though.

 

[BigDaddyRog]

A slimey dog with no legs.......Im suddenly in the mood for Asian Cuisine!!!

 

[ntsammy5]

A slimey dog with no legs.......Im suddenly in the mood for Chinese!!!

That's CATS - dogs are only used in Korean!