Useless facts/Chit Chat Thread

[BRDof3]

Rhonda cheats!

The dog stole her log-in and put the blame on her.

 

[vick]

Rhonda cheats!

Yup. Rhonda cheated on the "Last person to post" thread. But, since I was the last to post before her thread, I win!!!!

 

[auntie]

Yup. Rhonda cheated on the "Last person to post" thread. But, since I was the last to post before her thread, I win!!!!

Do we even know what the "prize" is?...Did I miss that..not sure. You might want to be sure what the so called prize is before you claim victory.
You never know around here...

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Little Known Christmas Facts


Saint Nicholas of Myra, the original Santa Claus, was the patron
saint of children, thieves and pawnbrokers.

Based on previous surveys, 17 percent of you will embarrass
yourselves in some way at your office Christmas party.

A Mongolian wild *** can run 8 mph faster than a reindeer.

It's Donder, not Donner.

Christmas pudding should be stirred from east to west.

56 percent of Americans sing holiday carols to their pets.

53 percent of Americans plan to "re-gift" this year.

1 in 3 men will wait until Christmas Eve to finish their shopping.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

East to west????? I can't figure out which is east or west in my car! Now I have to do it in my kitchen??????

 

[BRDof3]

East to west????? I can't figure out which is east or west in my car! Now I have to do it in my kitchen??????

I stir my Christmas pudding from North by Northeast at 22.3 degrees of longitude, to South by Soutwest to 88.13 degrees. I find that results in the proper flow of digestion. If I change the direction then the gas might be propeled the wrong way. Ruins the whole experience (not to mention the taste!).

 

[PolynesianPixie]

I stir my Christmas pudding from North by Northeast at 22.3 degrees of longitude, to South by Soutwest to 88.13 degrees. I find that results in the proper flow of digestion. If I change the direction then the gas might be propeled the wrong way. Ruins the whole experience (not to mention the taste!).

I guess a little topographical study may be worth it if it cuts down on the amount of methane my cooking may produce in individuals living within close proximity to myself.

 

[BRDof3]

I guess a little topographical study may be worth it if it cuts down on the amount of methane my cooking may produce in individuals living within close proximity to myself.

WHEW! Until the last couple of words I thought she was complaining about me.

 

[des1954]

Is this what we're in store for?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHSgeoLgu5U

 

[ftwildernessguy]

The electric chair was invented by a dentist from Buffalo, NY.

 

[vick]

The electric chair was invented by a dentist from Buffalo, NY.

That gives a whole new meaning to sitting in the dentist's chair.

 

[bigdisneydaddy]

The electric chair was invented by a dentist from Buffalo, NY.

It figures, I think most dentist's are sadistic

 

[2goofycampers]

I had a tunafish samwich with onions and garlic.



Hooooooooooooooooow you doin ? LOL

 

[BigDaddyRog]

It figures, I think most dentist's are sadistic

 

[BigDaddyRog]

Batman Forever........AWESOME

 

[BigDaddyRog]

This sadistic dentist took the head clear off of his last patient!!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

It's beginning to look a lot like a sadistic christmas,
Everywhere you go,


EVERYBODY,,Sing along ,,

 

[BRDof3]

This sadistic dentist took the head clear off of his last patient!!

Just making sure he got the entire root. Good to see such attention to detail.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

I'll be a Dentist from Little Shop of Horrors

[ORIN]
When I was younger, just a bad little kid,
My mama noticed funny things I did,
Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
What did she say?

[ORIN]
She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay
You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causin' things pain
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!
Watch him suck up that gas!
Oh, my god!
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?

[PATIENT]
Oh that hurts! I'm not numb!

[ORIN]
Oh, shut up. Open wide. here I come!
I am your dentist

[PATIENT]
Goodness gracious!

[ORIN]
And I enjoy the career that I picked

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
Really love it

[ORIN]
I am your dentist

[PATIENT]
Fitting braces

[ORIN]
And I get off on the pain I inflict

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
Really love it

[ORIN]
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
Bicuspid

[ORIN]
It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted
And though it may cause my patients distress,
Somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me
I know, I know, that my mama's proud of me
Oh, mama
'Cause I'm a dentist and a success
Say ah!

[PATIENT]
Ah!

[ORIN]
Say ah!

[PATIENT]
Ah!

[ORIN]
Say ah!

[PATIENT]
Ah!

[ORIN]
Now spit!

 

[cuucuu4karaoke]

Hello Muddah
Hello Fadduh
Here I am at
Camp Granada
Camp is very
entertaining
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.