US:Vivendi

[DisneyKidds]

i suppose you are one of these middlclass americans who didn't have the money to go to a decent college and i'm sure you had to clean the house of your parents for your pocket money.....and i'm sure you are overweighed know as most middle class americans and you don't even fit in decent clothes any more...

Europa, do you need any more evidence?

 

[EUROPA]

Originally posted by DisneyKidds
Europa, do you need any more evidence?

...yeah I know he/she is digging a hole...but I think its funny.

You know that he/she watches about 10 american movies a week about 50 hours of american TV. Drinks Coke..goes to McDonalds and spends his/her vacatioins here in America, I'm sure he/she would trade places with you in a second if they could be an american.

 

[oelpa]

i never had green eggs and ham sandwich when at IOA...god sounds disgusting...i only ate at myhos there that was quite ok...well when in orlando we only eat at the Portofino Bay where we stay and the rest of our vacation we stay in Miami South Beach they have decent restaurants there even close to european standards

 

[DisneyKidds]

You know that he/she watches about 10 american movies a week about 50 hours of american TV. Drinks Coke..goes to McDonalds and spends his/her vacatioins here in America, I'm sure he/she would trade places with you in a second if they could be an american.

'Nuff said .

 

[EUROPA]

Originally posted by oelpa
i never had green eggs and ham sandwich when at IOA...god sounds disgusting...i only ate at myhos there that was quite ok...well when in orlando we only eat at the Portofino Bay where we stay and the rest of our vacation we stay in Miami South Beach they have decent restaurants there even close to european standards

How about one of those gaint turkey legs then? Does that go well with your champagne? Now do you use the French Channel as a replacement for a good bath? Do you put that on before of after you ride Jurassic Park River Adventure? You should get out more and try different places to eat after all you came to here becuase you wanted to do stuff you can't do in Europe right??

 

[oelpa]

wow i am amazed you got me there you saw my true self i would like to be an american..that's right could you help me please i'm begging you please help me to be american i want to drown in coke and burgers god im so glad you saw through my disguise now i can talk freely to you .... god please i want to be your soulmate i promise i will gain weight in the process so i fit the picture of a true american...thanx a lot

 

[oelpa]

wow europa your next hit you are right we come to ioa with our coolers full of champagn and then we buy ouselves a lot of giant turkey legs and make a feast right in IOA...well of course before i go on JPRA i change from channel into a dior bathing suit (..don't you american do that... i m appalled ..) and afterwards my butler helps me back into my channel designer outfit....poor soul you have to do with generics ...but we can meet i can give you some of my last year models

 

[EUROPA]

Originally posted by oelpa
wow i am amazed you got me there you saw my true self i would like to be an american..

Youi will need to get in line. There are only about 6 billion people infront of you.

 

[oelpa]

well europa baby i have to tell you there are also a lot of people who want to become austrian even americans and believe there are waiting enough of them in line too....

well but as we prefer to be all by ourselves with our champagne buckets and channel clothes we cannot let them in...

but we would make an exception for you..well but i doubt you would know how to find us or at least point us out on a map..

well and europa we are not the country down there in the pacific region i have to dissapoint you that's Australia....poor little girl

 

[KNWVIKING]

.... first we help you NOT be german, now you want us to help make you American.

Like EUROPA said...Get in line.

 

[oelpa]

what s your problem can't you read that was ironic i would not even consider being american.....do you think i would like to live in a country where there is no free health care for everybody where there is no paid vacation no free college...

i must be crazy to even think about getting american.....

do you read papers there was a list a few weeks ago with cities with the highest living standards well there was no US city unter the first ten Vienna was second place....get the picture

 

[KNWVIKING]

healthcare,colleges,etc... Whats your tax rate,'bout 50% or so ?

 

[EUROPA]

Originally posted by oelpa
what s your problem can't you read that was ironic i would not even consider being american.....do you think i would like to live in a country where there is no free health care for everybody where there is no paid vacation no free college...

i must be crazy to even think about getting american.....

do you read papers there was a list a few weeks ago with cities with the highest living standards well there was no US city unter the first ten Vienna was second place....get the picture

I think I'm going to bail out now...need to get some work done. Oelpa you got some pretty cooky ideas there. I'd keep those to myself If I were you. I mean at any second I can see you saying that "Hilter did some great things for Germany". Keep that crazziness bottled up inside you.

Have a nice day. We can't wait to have you back in the US sometime soon. Spend lots of money. Go out and have a Coke on me today.

 

[oelpa]

nope we don't have a flat tax it depends on how much you earn......but we don't spend our money on warfare and weapons therefore we have all the amenenties you don't....but if i think of it i should be grateful for your country you spend all your money on weapons and you rid the world of evil that even could attack us so you to the dirty job and we have the fun or a great social system....now that is really a good point why i like your country after all you enable us to live sorrow free and your people risk their lifes for it and of course as your governmental expanses on weapons are so high you can't afford free healthcare and colleges ..a pity.....well we can and the money you spend on the iraq war.... well it saved us from saddam thanx and it didn't cost us a thing.....we put this kind of money in our social system therefore we have nearly no crime and you can move freely in the city even at night and in every street

 

[KNWVIKING]

So your proud of the fact that your country can't defend itself or that the opinions of your country mean nothing on a global scale ? I don't live in a TOP TEN CITY, but I can go anywhere I want in my town at nite. I don't need FREE health care or college, because my employer pays me a fair wage so I can afford these things for my family. And if your living the expensive life you brag about,then your tax rate is extremely high.

 

[oelpa]

what can i say our tax rate is not higher than yours...each employer is obliged to pay a certain amount depending on how much you earn into the health care system for each employee that's a fact you can ask whomever you want .......well and if you ask further you will here that Austria is one of the countries that many other countries envy because of this system even if you might not know about that......and as i said the taxes are used mostly for social purpose not for weapons and war....do you untersand know or is it clear know...furthermore the average salary in my country is much higher than in yours ...but i doubt you will believe that so perhabs you might want to ask an economist in your country who is familiar in europe he can explain that to you.......i no it s hard to believe that countries exist where health care is free ( by the way unemployed people get health care too there it's paid solemly by the government)

 

[Sarangel]

Boy, what I get for being on West Coast Time...

This discussion (and I use that word loosly) is 1) not suitable to this forum, and 2) has gone way beyond the bounds of civility. Thank you all for your contributions, but I'm closing this thread.

Sarangel