"When I was a young kid in my village, life was hard. We sold bread on the street and ate rock soup. It was always cold and we barely had enough clothes to keep us warm. Mom worked hard in the fields and Dad was always travelling around for work. I, however, studied hard and got A's in school. When I was 18, I went to Harvard University and became a high-class lawyer. Now I am able to defend innocennt clients and keep my old village out of poverty."
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