Universal Orlando: The Online Epic

[BarryHom]

...kiss Spider-Man. Merlin came out and...

 

[nhrenee]

....said "Everyone to Jurassic Park for a triple threat of extinction. But, Donna, woozy from her long plane ride from Hawaii, starts to faint, but someone catches her..............

 

[MIB999999]

and they use Mardi Gras beads to tie her hands and feet and then they carry her to the Sinbad show as an offering to....

 

[BarryHom]

...Notatourist! She rubbed Earl's head and IOATech walked in with...

 

[MIB999999]

the golden c-clamp to put the pressure on to make her talk. But lurking in the background was MIB999999, lusting for the C-Clamp and he plotted..

 

[BarryHom]

...to tie Robin on the railroad tracks so Spider-Man will be depressed about her death and stop guarding the sacred C-clamp. MIB999999 twirled his moustache and said...

 

[MIB999999]

alas her demise is beacuse i do know everybody, even at ET. But just then...

 

[Robinrs]

...she jumps up and pimp-slaps MIB for picking on her height! She then runs on stage at Sinbad where she finds herself in the middle of the show starring as...

 

[BarryHom]

..the dude who catches on fire and lands in the water. Earl lights the match as Notatourist snickers and...

 

[MIB999999]

says, Earl, we can't just let her jump, as small as she is there would be no splash. So they decided to improve a robin splash down by...

 

[BarryHom]

...feeding her beans! They pushed her over and said, "Whoosh, she's like Shamu now!" The beans gave her the extra boost in that...

 

[Robinrs]

...she was able to "release" the beans in the Splash Zone all over her nemeses, Barry "Pork Brains" Hom and MIB "Meet me at MYTHOS" 999999! The two were then shishKabobed by an amorous Sinbad, who thought Barry was cute, but then...

 

[lagasan]

...a beautiful stranger yelled..."Stop!"... They were all stunned as she led them to a new attraction...

 

[MsDisney]

...It was just in time to be herded in for the next Poseidon's Fury show...so in their haste they...

 

[Robinrs]

...realize that the beautiful woman was none other than the elusive JessicaR

who has been in hiding since MIB took over Universal, so for revenge she...

 

[MIB999999]

played the part of Taylor. As the vortex opened up she made sure everyone was under the water and.....

 

[BarryHom]

...on the other side, we were in the Dueling Dragons queue! We tried to decide on whether to freeze or burn and we...

 

[h20jag]

...ended up riding both, 3 times each! Afterwards, many were too dizzy to continue without getting....

 

[gschmerl]

A delicious gyro at the FireEaters Grille. Our stomachs were a little queezy after DD so...

 

[pathubia]

....we spent some time trading blurbs with the talking fountain who........