Uncle Charlie Endorses McCain

[MossMan]

The whole family assumed Uncle Charlie was going to vote for McCain. The man divorced his first wife on the mere suspicion she once voted Democrat.

But last night at dinner Uncle Charlie told us he had been giving this election a lot of thought. But after careful consideration he told us he would never vote for a commie muslim and demanded to know which among us disagreed with him. Given his proximity to a fork, we all thought it prudent to to offer no argument.

But I can report that Grandma Joan's pot roast was excellent as always. She does something to the potatoes that gives them a real creamy consistency. Later I beat Uncle Charlie in a game of crib, but paid for my victory when he whacked me in the shins with his cane for playing like a liberal.

 

[rentayenta]

I can also tell you that Uncle Charlie wouldn't take his hand off my knee all night.

 

[Goofyluver]

Well, consider yourself lucky.

You all woulda been forked if you disagreed with Uncle Charlie. He's quick to the draw.

You should see him at Bunco. Whoooooo doggie. Don't you dare correct his arithmetic.

He who laughs at his math...laughs last.

 

[MossMan]

I've been forked before, but never over politics. My wife will sometimes fork me when I forget her birthday because I'm too busy arguing with strangers on Disney themed websites.

 

[MossMan]

Uncle Charlie really is a nice guy.

I guess what bugs me is that he's the one who gets all the attention. Look at Grandma Joan. She's a great cook and has a collection of little glass cat figurines that everyone in the neighborhood is jealous of. But nobody ever talks about her. I don't even know who she is voting for.

To be fair, I suppose I should offer some qualifications when I say Grandma Joan is a great cook. She is mostly a great cook. Last June she made a pink lemonade pie for dessert. To give you an idea of how sweet it was, both of Grandma Joan's sisters and Mr. Howell from next door came down with diabetes. Of course Uncle Charlie claims they got diabetes because all three were harboring dangerously liberal ideas. But I don't see how not rooting for the Cubs makes you a liberal.

 

[3jsmommy]

The whole family assumed Uncle Charlie was going to vote for McCain. The man divorced his first wife on the mere suspicion she once voted Democrat.

But last night at dinner Uncle Charlie told us he had been giving this election a lot of thought. But after careful consideration he told us he would never vote for a commie muslim and demanded to know which among us disagreed with him. Given his proximity to a fork, we all thought it prudent to to offer no argument.

But I can report that Grandma Joan's pot roast was excellent as always. She does something to the potatoes that gives them a real creamy consistency. Later I beat Uncle Charlie in a game of crib, but paid for my victory when he whacked me in the shins with his cane for playing like a liberal.

There is a word that I am tempted to write...lets just say you are no better than one of Grandma Joan's figurines!!!

 

[MossMan]

There is a word that I am tempted to write...lets just say you are no better than one of Grandma Joan's figurines!!!

I really have no idea what you are talking about. But then I rarely have any idea what Democrats are talking about. But that's OK.

Here's what really bothers me though. How does Obama get all those people at all those political rallies to pretend like they know what he's talking about? I don't want this to become a political thread so I will admit that I'm also confused by a lot of what McCain and Biden say too.

I think that's why I like Palin so much. She's real easy to understand.

 

[Goofyluver]

I really have no idea what you are talking about. But then I rarely have any idea what Democrats are talking about. But that's OK.

Here's what really bothers me though. How does Obama get all those people at all those political rallies to pretend like they know what he's talking about? I don't want this to become a political thread so I will admit that I'm also confused by a lot of what McCain and Biden say too.

I think that's why I like Palin so much. She's real easy to understand.

 

[LakeAriel]

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