um, hes sick

[jenlynn0808]

French Girl: He put his testicles all over me
Lane: What!
French Girl:You know like an octupus
Lane:Tentacles?

nt...that is one of my top two quotes ...love the one when he's riding in the back of the garbage truck and the 2 utility workers say, "now that's a real shame, people be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that."

 

[Fantasmic23]

French Girl: He put his testicles all over me
Lane: What!
French Girl:You know like an octupus
Lane:Tentacles?

:happytv!

LANE'S MOM [Giving Dad the Aardvark fur coat]: "This is what everyone will be wearing this year."

LANE'S DAD: "Thank you, honey. Well, it sure is ... Warm."

LANE'S MOM: "It's got raisins in it. You like raisins."

 

[Fantasmic23]

Lane: Sorry Johnny, I don't have a dime.
Johnny: Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.
Lane: My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!

I can't believe I don't own "Better Off Dead"!

 

[Carnie]

Ed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!! Uh guhhuguughhguhh

Ed Rooney!

and

Chrissss-missssssss CHRISSSS-MISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[Kies99]

"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his a@#, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."

 

[hulagirl87]

Ooh I love Better Off Dead! That's definitely underrated... probably because it's a bit weird, but I don't mind

DH and I quote this movie all the time

"I want my two dollars!!!!"

 

[jenlynn0808]

I can't believe I don't own "Better Off Dead"!

I do...

 

[jenlynn0808]

DH and I quote this movie all the time

"I want my two dollars!!!!"

So do we...now we have DD12 doing it too.


I really need to learn how to put more than one quote in at a time. <sigh>

 

[ckay87]

When Cameron was in Egypt's land... let my Cameron go.

Aaaaahh HAAAA HAAA! This is my favorite. I have a son who I wish I had named Cameron for THIS reason alone.

 

[hulagirl87]

Ferris Bueller is on right now! A&E!!!

"you're not dying, you just can't think of anything better to do!" haha poor Cameron...

 

[Tinkerbellie16]

THANK YOU! I needed a laugh!

 

[shortbun]

My friend calls her son 'Ferris' cause no matter what he gets into, he comes out smelling like a rose.

 

[moon]

Charlie: "Drugs?"

Jeannie:"No, I'm straight. I don't do drugs"

Charlie: "I meant, are you here for drugs"

Jeannie "What are you here for!?"

Charlie "Drugs..."

Not sure those are the exact words, but man, it was so funny!

 

[FergieTCat]

Charlie: "Drugs?"

Jeannie:"No, I'm straight. I don't do drugs"

Charlie: "I meant, are you here for drugs"

Jeannie "What are you here for!?"

Charlie "Drugs..."

Not sure those are the exact words, but man, it was so funny!

From what I hear, Charlie Sheen STILL uses that same pick up line.

 

[disneymarie]

I agree, I thought she was so beautiful and wanted to look like her in Dirty Dancing. Now I can not look at her it gives me a vertigo type sensation. I feel like I should recognize her but I just don't, makes me dizzy.

Oh boy, except for the nose, mine was a ski jump as I am told, I could have been Jennifer Grays twin. Now I wish I were 50 lbs lighter, younger and still told, wow you look just like the girl in Dirty Dancing....Ugh I wished I had aged as gracefully.

 

[Wall-E1]

Gee Ricky. I'm real sorry your mom blew up.

 

[MickeyCrazedMom]

The first time I saw this movie, I hated it! They made Ferris' parents seem really naive. I thought they were making fun of his parents and as a parent, I was insulted. My boys watched it enough that I began to appreciate the particulars. I now like it and my sons will tease me about it if they can!

Some truly great lines in this movie.

One of my best friends dad was a school principal and he banned us from watching the movie in his house because he thought it made the school administators look stupid!

 

[kaytieeldr]

From what I hear, Charlie Sheen STILL uses that same pick up line.

:lmoa2:

Sorry, I was laughing so hard, I couldn't even get the smiley right!

:lmao2:

Third try

!

 

[redlight]

Oh boy, except for the nose, mine was a ski jump as I am told, I could have been Jennifer Grays twin. Now I wish I were 50 lbs lighter, younger and still told, wow you look just like the girl in Dirty Dancing....Ugh I wished I had aged as gracefully.

I think she had a cute nose.

 

[Wall-E1]

Where have I heard this one? Hmm...


Del... Why did you kiss my ear?

Why are you holding my hand?

Where's your other hand?

Between two pillows...

Those aren't pillows!