um, hes sick

[Fantasmic23]

Where have I heard this one? Hmm...


Del... Why did you kiss my ear?

Why are you holding my hand?

Where's your other hand?

Between two pillows...

Those aren't pillows!

RENTAL CAR CLERK: "How may I help you?"

NEIL: "You can start by wiping that beeping smile off your beeping face."

RENTAL CAR CLERK: "I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me, sir."

 

[Wall-E1]

Okay, that one was too easy Let's see...

I'm Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart. Not her wart. Not her wart! I'm... I'm the wart. She's my tumor. My... my growth. My... uh, my pimple. I'm Uncle Wart. Just old Buck "Wart" Russell. That's what they call me, or Melanoma Head. They'll call me that. "Melanoma Head's coming." I'm s... uncle! Maisy Russell's uncle!

 

[Fantasmic23]

Okay, that one was too easy Let's see...

I'm Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart. Not her wart. Not her wart! I'm... I'm the wart. She's my tumor. My... my growth. My... uh, my pimple. I'm Uncle Wart. Just old Buck "Wart" Russell. That's what they call me, or Melanoma Head. They'll call me that. "Melanoma Head's coming." I'm s... uncle! Maisy Russell's uncle!

"He's cooking our garbage!"

 

[Wall-E1]

Pretty good. Hmm...

There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.

 

[Mrs. Darcy]

I know- she is beautiful now but it's "regular/normal" beautiful...... she used to be "different" beautiful...... which I found more beautiful.

I never saw Bueller, so I have nothing to add.

 

[Fantasmic23]

Pretty good. Hmm...

There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.

"Merci beaucoup, Pee-Wee!"
"Merci, blah blah."

"Exhibit Q ... Do you have something you would like to share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?"

 

[Cogswel_Cogs]

Biker #2: [the whole gang holds Pee-wee hostage] I say we kill him!
Biker Gang: [shout] Yeah!
Biker #3: I say we hang him, *then* we kill him!
Biker Gang: [shout] Yeah!
Biker #4: I say we stomp him!
Biker Gang: [shout] Yeah!
Biker #4: Then we tattoo him!
Biker Gang: [shout] Yeah!
Biker #4: Then we hang him...!
Biker Gang: [shout] YEAH!'!
Biker #4: And then we kill him!
Biker Gang: [shout] YEAH!'!'!
Pee-wee: [tries to throw voice without moving lips] I say we let him go.

 

[Fantasmic23]

Biker #2: [the whole gang holds Pee-wee hostage] I say we kill him!
Biker Gang: [shout] Yeah!
Biker #3: I say we hang him, *then* we kill him!
Biker Gang: [shout] Yeah!
Biker #4: I say we stomp him!
Biker Gang: [shout] Yeah!
Biker #4: Then we tattoo him!
Biker Gang: [shout] Yeah!
Biker #4: Then we hang him...!
Biker Gang: [shout] YEAH!'!
Biker #4: And then we kill him!
Biker Gang: [shout] YEAH!'!'!
Pee-wee: [tries to throw voice without moving lips] I say we let him go.

PEE-WEE [Talking on the phone to his dog]: "Hi, Speck! Yeah ... I know. I know. Alright, Speck. I said alright, Speck! I SAID ALRIGHT, SPECK!"

 

[Wall-E1]

Okay, this one is even more challenging. Hint: The movie was released in the mid 90's...

Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.

We don't have a cow. We have a bull.

 

[Fantasmic23]

Okay, this one is even more challenging. Hint: The movie was released in the mid 90's...

Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.

We don't have a cow. We have a bull.

No fair! I've been Kingpinned!

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Gee Ricky. I'm real sorry your mom blew up.

thats actually from "better off dead"

"two dollars!"

 

[Wall-E1]

thats actually from "better off dead"

"two dollars!"

I knew that line all too well. My first job was delivering newspapers on my bicycle. How true his plight was.

 

[momrek06]

RENTAL CAR CLERK: "How may I help you?"

NEIL: "You can start by wiping that beeping smile off your beeping face."

RENTAL CAR CLERK: "I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me, sir."

My FAVORITE FAVORITE comedy movie of all time!!!

(PT&A)

 

[momrek06]

Where have I heard this one? Hmm...


Del... Why did you kiss my ear?

Why are you holding my hand?

Where's your other hand?

Between two pillows...

Those aren't pillows!

BTW, where is the OP???

 

[Wall-E1]

Is anyone else still playing? Here's another one...

It gets worse. My parakeet, Petey.

Yeah?

He's dead.

Oh, man, I'm sorry. What happened?

His head fell off.

His head fell off?

Yeah. He was pretty old.

 

[kaytieeldr]

Hey, look - the Monkees. They were a huge influence on the Beatles!