Two HotT College Chicks and a Cowboy Take on the World

[lalijack]

1. I bet we can drag this out for a few more months if you're lucky.

2. She acts like she is busy working, meeting OTHER people in Disney, and getting ready to move. Whatever. I am so sick of her excuses!

1. Oh, if anyone can d-r-a-g out the remainder of this TR, it's you two.

2. Oh, so now I'm OTHER people???? You DID have the option to JOIN us, you know. But you were off roping sheep in New Mexico, or some such. Well, I have two syllables for you, sistah.....and they are:


HARUMPH!

But really, I still wonder as I'm falling asleep at night....do monkeys hate soup????

This is the sort of burning question that plagues the mind of a Peej. That explains a lot.

 

[LBelle]

Good lord! I take a 3 month hiatus from the DIS and this TR is STILL going on!!!!!

Time to read back and catch up!!

 

[babynurse1]

1. Oh, if anyone can d-r-a-g out the remainder of this TR, it's you two.

2. Oh, so now I'm OTHER people???? You DID have the option to JOIN us, you know. But you were off roping sheep in New Mexico, or some such. Well, I have two syllables for you, sistah.....and they are:


HARUMPH!



This is the sort of burning question that plagues the mind of a Peej. That explains a lot.

Good lord! I take a 3 month hiatus from the DIS and this TR is STILL going on!!!!!

Time to read back and catch up!!

alrighty snarky ladies (and I use the term lady loosely. heh) and to all hanger on'ers

believe it or not i was spending time with the kiddos this summer and then my computer got hit by lightning and fried, and then PJ in her quest to be exactly like me allowed her computer to die a slow painful death.

however, she can't be zackly like me, cuz i now have a new computer and she does not. so nice try loserfreak (and i use that term affectionately)

I might just finish up this TR all by my lonesome and then everybody can move on with their lives.

 

[lalijack]

1. believe it or not i was spending time with the kiddos this summer and then my computer got hit by lightning and fried, and then PJ in her quest to be exactly like me allowed her computer to die a slow painful death.

2. I might just finish up this TR all by my lonesome and then everybody can move on with their lives.

1. ...and the dog ate her homework, and the check's in the mail......

2. Jeez, that'd be nice, cuz I've been on the edge of my seat all this time. Heh.

 

[TwinkieMama]

I am kind of expecting this one to end like the Newhart show where we find out the whole thing was just a dream.

 

[LBelle]

I am kind of expecting this one to end like the Newhart show where we find out the whole thing was just a dream.

True dat!

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

I really think someone should finish this thing...

 

[babynurse1]

Hmmmmm. Perhaps you are right young padawan.

I do not like to leave things unfinished. AND we are on the last day of the best dis meet EVAH.


Let's do it. Even if nobody reads it. Even if nobody laughs at our shenanigans. Even if nobody cares that two hotT neitheronearestillin College Chicks and a Cowboy took on The World.
Even if nobody cares that Diet Coke is STILL the breakfast of champions. Even if nobody cares that monkeys don't like soup. Even if nobody cares whether you rode ToT or EE. We have a job to do, by golly, let's do it.

Shall I sing?

"We're all in this together...."

 

[RobInBigKC]

Let's do it. Even if nobody reads it. Even if nobody laughs at our shenanigans. Even if nobody cares that two hotT neitheronearestillin College Chicks and a Cowboy took on The World.
Even if nobody cares that Diet Coke is STILL the breakfast of champions. Even if nobody cares that monkeys don't like soup. Even if nobody cares whether you rode ToT or EE. We have a job to do, by golly, let's do it.

Hey! You can't be throwing that around like it's a scientific fact! Just because some NONmonkeybutveryintobats lady refused to take your monkey question does NOT mean that monkeys don't like soup. In fact, it's quite obvious that this great mystery of the universe remains unsolved (as least to the best of our knowledge since you two didn't find a REAL monkeylady).

Great TR ladies! Glad you all had fun with the attempt to find a monkeylady.

-- Rob

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Hmmmmm. Perhaps you are right young padawan.

I do not like to leave things unfinished. AND we are on the last day of the best dis meet EVAH.


Let's do it. Even if nobody reads it. Even if nobody laughs at our shenanigans. Even if nobody cares that two hotT neitheronearestillin College Chicks and a Cowboy took on The World.
Even if nobody cares that Diet Coke is STILL the breakfast of champions. Even if nobody cares that monkeys don't like soup. Even if nobody cares whether you rode ToT or EE. We have a job to do, by golly, let's do it.

Shall I sing?

"We're all in this together...."

This trip report will be revived. It will come back!!!! HUZZAH!!!!!!!!!! Now maybe I should stop making nonsense posts and actually write. I guess that would kind of help with the whole revival deal. Perplexing.

Hey! You can't be throwing that around like it's a scientific fact! Just because some NONmonkeybutveryintobats lady refused to take your monkey question does NOT mean that monkeys don't like soup. In fact, it's quite obvious that this great mystery of the universe remains unsolved (as least to the best of our knowledge since you two didn't find a REAL monkeylady).

Great TR ladies! Glad you all had fun with the attempt to find a monkeylady.

-- Rob

You still exist?

 

[RobInBigKC]

You still exist?

Maybe.

-- Rob

 

[babynurse1]

Great TR ladies!

Of course it's great. WE wrote it. What's not great about us? People LOVE us.

This trip report will be revived. It will come back!!!! HUZZAH!!!!!!!!!! Now maybe I should stop making nonsense posts and actually write. I guess that would kind of help with the whole revival deal. Perplexing.

First off, I am stealing the Diet Coke pic. It is soooo me.

Second, I think I have to go back and re read. Where were we again???

 

[babynurse1]

Whelp. All's well that ends well.

Except this hasn't ended. Nor will it end well I'm afraid.

Because here is the punchline. Hold it. I have yet to tell the joke. Unless you count the writing of this TR. Yep, this TR is one big joke. Or perhaps a dream, as Twink suggested.

Yet, somehow the joke is on me. You see PJ, the cowboy, Hollywood, the Goofydad family, and I inadvertently created the best dis meet ever. In doing so, Peej decided she could not live without me. (who could? )

So, PJ graduated and landed a teaching job and moved. HERE. as in my stomping grounds. as in the city where I attended high school. as in MY town. and lemme tell y'all it is terrif. fabuloso. vonderbar. w@@t. said without a trace of sarcasm, i might add.

Here's the deal-io. I have long since misplaced my lil blue TR notebook and the ink in the "Cars" pen has been exhausted.

Yet here we are, 1/2 a day to go. Not even 1/2. 1/8 of a day to go. That's right the end is near. or at least it is now that BarACK is in office. JOKING. I'm not bitter. I'll get over it. eventually. or never.

Besides, y'all luv me for my sparkling personality, not my politics. Of this I am very sure.

Off track. again! My apologies to the TR mods and gods.

Without my handy dandy little TR notebook, it is hard to recall prezackly how this "shindig" ended. Where did that word come from anyway? Do our knees exhume dirt? Did our patellas enjoy the 70's? ~groovy~ I dig you. yo.

"Diggity Dog Diggity Diggity Dog Dig this.
Slicker than the grease from a bbq brisket,
got more crunch than a fresh potato salad.
thought ya had yuh answer,
but yuh answer wasnt valid..."

sorry. stalling.

Hey! I just thought of an idea. Perhaps I could take the last chapter of a for reals TR guru's trippie and *insert here*. Wonder if anyone would notice?

Would UtahMama sue me for plagiarism? Would ZZUB take offense at my boldness? Would 1000thHappyHaunt make me the 1000th and one? Perhaps Nebo would find it amusing. Do you think I could just say his pics are my pics? We dont look much alike. and the cowboy doesnt really favor smidgy....

ok, ok, ok. gonna bite the bullet. pj will most likely dodge the bullet, but i'm finishing. even if i'm the only one left reading. better late than never?



This IS our Tr to finish. And finish "we" will. Even though PJ has long given up on updates and the ball has not so subtly been placed firmly in my court. She might have even hinted at blowing it off. But I cant. I need to finish. I hate leaving things undone.

Let's finish then, shall we?

 

[babynurse1]

Oh, BBN, you only say that about Peej b/c you haven't met me in person yet. Otherwise, you'd know me for the big ol' chicken I am! I betcha that I out-chicken the Peej by a considerable margin.

I was skimming back a few pages to see where we left off and look what I found!!!! How funny.

So much time has passed that now we actually have met. AND I have photographic evidence. To anyone who doesnt know (and is still reading) I went to Boston about 10 days ago and had an opportunity to meet my favoritest snarkgirl in the flesh.

Look:

 

[babynurse1]

I perused my photobucket. on dial up no less. my memory is now jogged. and thats all the exercising i'm doing today.

I believe when we last parted company we somehow angered the notsomonkey lady. I'm sure she has long since forgotten us after months of therapy and powerful psych drugs.

Our fastpasses were now officially official and we made our way to Expedition Everest.

PJ was starting to get a little nervous, and at this point in our friendship, I still felt some semblance of compassion for her. We have moved sooooo far beyond that now. hehe

RonStoppable is an excellent distractor (thats not how you spell distractor is it? has that ever stopped me before?). He is not an excellent dis tractor though. If he was he would not be a John Deere. He would an Allis Chalmers, cuz that's how he rolls.


alright already, who let the loopy chick in this joint???

*ahem*

RS distracted PJ with tales of fun and merriment and snapped lots of pictures of nonsensical things, which made PJ laugh, which made her forget about the ride, which was the point, which is why he is an excellent distractEr.

Here's a pic of us in line at EE. It has not been altered in anyway, shape, or form.

Maybe it was slightly altered. But only because I look vomity in that picture. wuckety even. but there was no wocket in my pocket. nor a protractor. never know when you might need one though.

There are three of us, and you can only sit two at a time on EE. PJ was way too scared to ride by herself and she didnt know RonStoppable well enough to sit with him, so I got the pleasure? of sitting by the hott college kid. I dont think she would have a problem sitting by him now though. Seeing as how he is the go-to guy for all "manlyesque" issues at Peej's apartment. (dont go there y'all!) This includes, but is not limited to turning on water heaters, hanging pictures, checking funny noises and blinky lights in the veehickull, and co-babysitting the FREAKY cat.

Although this was the trip for front row seats, we somehow managed to get a back row seat. More hangtime, as you coaster enthusiast know. yeehaw.

We board and things are going smoothly. I look over at Peej. She doesnt look TOO terrified. I think RS takes the following pic. or maybe I do. It's been so long, I cant recall.

FLASHBACK....

When we rode the ride with my mom several months before, it was at this point that my mom looks at the broken track and exclaims "what are we gonna do now????" (whoops. sorry mom the track broke just before we got on the ride ) and what made it funnier is her voice came out like a deep "suthen" lady, more scahlett o hara than midwestern grandma.

Then KAPOW!!!! the ride descends


sdrawkcab.

My mom started squalling like a school girl. I think I heard a howler monkey off in the distance answering what he thought was her mating call. and I SWEAR when we walked by the howlers later that day, one of those "monkeys" winked at my mom. Hubba Hubba.

"...And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jinglin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like howler monkey love..."

Do you think my mom has ever lived this down? Not in this lifetime. She loves me for my sparkling personaity too.

Everest is a freakingly cool ride. The big Yeti actually startled me the first time I rode, but I did not scream. I must get the ice water in the veins thing from my dad. ha.

This attraction is an absolute must if you are visiting Animal Kingdom. As I always say if a Peej can do it, anybody can.

The ride came to an end, and I slowly uncurled PJ's grip around my forearm and say "See???? Not so bad!"

She eye rolled me and sauntered off.

We were all too busy being distracters and distractees to cause any problems on this particular attraction, so our picture actually made it up on the big screen. We sneak a pic of the pic and make our way to the gift shop.

RonStoppable buys a Yeti shirt. Its not like I spilled anything on his other shirt or anything.

He also loves me for my sparkling personality.

After RS does a quick presto chango in the bathroom, we decide we have time for one more attraction, lunch, and then PJ is going to have to drive us to the airport.

The
End


NOT.

oh no, not yet. we have one more installment or two. but i'm hoping to be done by thanksgiving. or maybe christmas.

new years?

my birthday?

 

[RobInBigKC]

Wow! Somebody woke this trip report up.

Thanks for the update E!

-- Rob

 

[Backstage_Gal]

YAY for the update, EliSabeth!!

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Page 66? For real? NOT cool. Therefore I am going to have to try to get us off page 66. Try and stop me. G'head, try.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Shenanigans? Did someone say shenanigans?

And we're off! I lol'ed at the comment about us being nice to each other bACK in the day. Actually I lol'ed several times. But that was funny. Are we both warped? Or maybe you're just warped. Yeah, let's go with that. I'll be the normal one, you be the warped one. Get it? Got it? GOOD!

So, PJ graduated and landed a teaching job and moved. HERE. as in my stomping grounds. as in the city where I attended high school. as in MY town. and lemme tell y'all it is terrif. fabuloso. vonderbar. w@@t. said without a trace of sarcasm, i might add.

That comment seemed almost nice though. Watch it, bbn. We have a standard to uphold.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

I dont think she would have a problem sitting by him now though. Seeing as how he is the go-to guy for all "manlyesque" issues at Peej's apartment. (dont go there y'all!) This includes, but is not limited to turning on water heaters, hanging pictures, checking funny noises and blinky lights in the veehickull, and co-babysitting the FREAKY cat.

What can I say, I'm the little sister he never had! or wanted, for that matter, but that's a whole nutha story.
You forgot offering sage principal/intimidation situation advice, redirecting me when I get lost (it's only happened like once!), and sharing the fine culture (or lack thereof ) found in the area.