Two HotT College Chicks and a Cowboy Take on the World

[RachelNinja]

The cursing wasn't her only character flaw. Her subject matter was crass and vulgar and she was rude and inconsiderate and trying to bully everyone around her so she could work her way to the front of the FP line. Let's not even discuss her attire or how she was unable to meet a goal of smelling nice that morning.

Great TR! This paragraph made me CRACK UP OUT LOUD. Haha, what are you doing to me?! I'm supposed to be working, and my family's going to hear me LAUGHING

Hehe More please!

 

[RobInBigKC]

Woo hoo!!

An update!!!!

brb..................

Ok! 3.5 hours later! Where are you?

-- Rob

 

[LBelle]

Ok! 3.5 hours later! Where are you?

-- Rob

Sawry.

I was simply mesmerized by those monkey pics!

Before I knew it...it was time for bed.

I'll be back tonight!

 

[babynurse1]

Great TR! This paragraph made me CRACK UP OUT LOUD. Haha, what are you doing to me?! I'm supposed to be working, and my family's going to hear me LAUGHING

Hehe More please!

Hola RachelNinja. I'm glad you liked it. Thanks for reading.

I was simply mesmerized by those monkey pics!

Before I knew it...it was time for bed.

You and your monkey fascination. Have a dancing banana.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Bbn...That picture really doesn't do justice to the true extreme flailing of traffic director woman, does it? Also, I totally told you I was going to go stand by the fan. I didn't just disappear. HA-RUMPH!!!!!!!!!!! In my update, the truth will come out.
Great job, really funny, I enjoyed it, dip, roll, and enjoy, etc.

Rob...it's your fault this tr is so off topic. Then again, everything is your fault.

RachelNinja...

 

[Kovu_and_Kiara]

You know, you sound pretty smart yourself. My life IS busy! See, people, this is an intelligent individual. Kovu, you should come check out Moovin sometime. It's a thread a lot of people here post on. Sending ya a pm.

Thank you for the private message, PrincessJasmine08. I will have to check that thread out sometime. Does babynurse also post there? You two are such a riot, I will be so sad when this trip report is over.

Ummm. Thank you. You are too kind. FYI, I do not take crap from people, so dont be giving me any. NEVER tick off a bbn.

I will keep that in mind.

Once again you did a great job, babynurse. I was laughing at my desk during lunch! PrincessJasmine08, I am looking forward to your version of this part of the trip. Thanks for sharing, ladies!

 

[babynurse1]

Thank you for the private message, PrincessJasmine08. I will have to check that thread out sometime. Does babynurse also post there? You two are such a riot, I will be so sad when this trip report is over.


I will keep that in mind.

Once again you did a great job, babynurse. I was laughing at my desk during lunch! PrincessJasmine08, I am looking forward to your version of this part of the trip. Thanks for sharing, ladies!

Well, I hope you are not looking TOO forward to PJ's version, cuz who knows if she will ever update again! @@!! I am including a small update today, b/c I have a few minutes, but it is brief.

PJ: You now have 2 updates to make. Feel free to contribute at anytime. or not.

 

[babynurse1]

Before we begin the expedition of a lifetime, we opt to ride "Dinosaur". Was this previously called Countdown To Extinction or is my sieve like memory failing me? The Dinosaur area was empty and the line was minimal. We figure "What the hey?"

"Dinosaur" is actually quite jerky. They are not kidding when they warn guests with neck and/or back problems to please refrain from riding. Luckily, the 3 of us are able bodied. (I am overlooking RS's back issues b/c he is a tough cowboy and no stinkin' WDW ride is gonna hold him back)

I guess "Dinosaur" is considered a thrill ride, although there are no corkscrews or spirals or steep hills waiting to plummet you to your death. "Dinosaur" is more like a thrill ride on Valium or Ativan or Vistaril or oh oh Versed! Yes! Versed says the babynurse. If you are a roller coaster junkie (such as myself) this ride will seem extremely tame (i.e. lame-ish) If you are a thrill ride novice, then this is a good place to start. Heckfire, if Peej can ride it ANYBODY can.

Being the sweet, angelic, well behaved, never do anything wrong guests that we are, we will share our ride photo with the group.

Heh heh Ya never know what a bbn, a Peej, and a cowboy might do.

Uh oh. Is that security? Does that guy look angry? We surmise that leaving NOW might be a grand idea. Exit stage left.

Heeeeey. Let's stop (duck) into this gift shop for a sec, K? *Whew* I think we lost him.

I know the baby babynurses have enough souvenirs, but I can't resist glancing around real quick like. OHHHHH! I spy with my little eye a Hannah Montana shirt! Back when this TR started, my dd really liked Hannah Montana. She still plays the cd's on occasion, but she has moved onward and upward to much cooler, or should I say hotter, celebrities such as Gerard Butler, Johnny Depp, and her latest, Shia LeBouef aka Indiana Jones Jr.

At any rate, I had been searching for a H.M. t-shirt since we arrived at WDW. Let's recap, shall we?

Where in WDW would you expect to find a Hannah Montana shirt? Magic Kingdom? No. MGM? No. Epcot? No. Animal Kingdom next to the "Dinosaur" ride? PREZACKLY! Perfectly logical? whatever

The fact remains that I found a H.M. shirt. Yayness. But what size should I get? Hmmmm. Whose body shape does dd most resemble? Her flesh and blood mother, the young hotT college chick or the cowboy?

RonStoppable was thrilled to be our t-shirt model. Thrilled beyond belief even. At the counter, I discover CHOCOLATE. By now, you TR readers are all too familiar with my food obsession. Do NOT think for one moment that chocolate was not purchased. It was and it was thoroughly enjoyed.

Sidenote: I am going to throw in a little tidbit of information that I learned. I am adding it now because for some reason it just popped into my brain to include it now. Howler monkeys were previously mentioned in my last installment.As their name suggests, vocal communication forms an important part of their social behavior. Specifically, the name comes from their distinctive loud barking whoop they make, which can be heard over considerable distances. (As correctly pointed out by William Henry Hudson in his novel Green Mansions, "howler" is a misnomer since the male's voice sounds rather like a powerful roar; female vocalisations sound like a pig's grunt). They have an enlarged basihyal or hyoid bone which helps them make their loud sound. They are considered the loudest land animal. (and I thought my redhead held that record. hee hee) According to Guiness Book of World Record it can be heard clearly for 3 miles. I am always happy to interject with vital information. I copied that info b/c it was said so eloquently, but I like to share my newly found knowledge with the group. Oh and I like to share pictures....that are not of me. AND NO THIS IS NOT A PICTURE OF ME!!!!

Educating TR readers here on the dis: Just Another Service I Offer. Or was that Sarcasm? Or was that sunshine and pixie dust blown up your.........forget it.

This installment is short because it is all I have time for AND I am waiting for PJ to catch up. I am working on another installment though. I know, I know, dry your eyes and be strong. Afterall a little bit of babynurse goes a long way.

 

[UtahMama]

I'm first?

I miss Countdown to Extinction. It was more fierce and thrilling (although herky-jerky).

You know? I've been meaning to thank you for all your DIS services!

THANK YOU!

 

[NAB]

You should ask a 7 year old girl how scary Dinosaur is

UMA has the picture to prove what a mean mommy I was to make Hannah go on it in Sept because all my imaginary friends were going on.....

Good to know where I can find a Hannah Montana t-shirt.

 

[babynurse1]

I'm first?

I miss Countdown to Extinction. It was more fierce and thrilling (although herky-jerky).

You know? I've been meaning to thank you for all your DIS services!

THANK YOU!

wait, bunch that all together and that says disservices. I like that one better. Clever.

Thanks for continuing to follow along on this trainwreck. It's almost over. or at least one can only hope.

You should ask a 7 year old girl how scary Dinosaur is

UMA has the picture to prove what a mean mommy I was to make Hannah go on it in Sept because all my imaginary friends were going on.....

Good to know where I can find a Hannah Montana t-shirt.

You could never be a mean mommy, NAB.

Ya know, I did ride with PJ so that is kinda sorta the equivalent of a 7 yr. old girl.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

It's almost over. or at least one can only hope.

Ya know, I did ride with PJ so that is kinda sorta the equivalent of a 7 yr. old girl.

Or maybe it's almost about to begin alllllll over again!!!!!!!!

I'm not even going to argue against that. Because it's true. I wonder what you would have thought had you met me 4 or 5 years ago when I wouldn't even ride Splash Mountain.

 

[lalijack]

1. Heckfire, if Peej can ride it ANYBODY can.


2.

1. Oh, BBN, you only say that about Peej b/c you haven't met me in person yet. Otherwise, you'd know me for the big ol' chicken I am! I betcha that I out-chicken the Peej by a considerable margin.

2. Hmm....that's an interesting pic. Maybe you should talk to your stylist about a new conditioner? Just a thought..............

 

[LBelle]

Just when I thought this thread had died.

Thanks!

Yet another reason to get out of bed!!!!

 

[LBelle]

Sidenote: I am going to throw in a little tidbit of information that I learned. I am adding it now because for some reason it just popped into my brain to include it now. Howler monkeys were previously mentioned in my last installment.As their name suggests, vocal communication forms an important part of their social behavior. Specifically, the name comes from their distinctive loud barking whoop they make, which can be heard over considerable distances. (As correctly pointed out by William Henry Hudson in his novel Green Mansions, "howler" is a misnomer since the male's voice sounds rather like a powerful roar; female vocalisations sound like a pig's grunt). They have an enlarged basihyal or hyoid bone which helps them make their loud sound. They are considered the loudest land animal.(and I thought my redhead held that record. hee hee) According to Guiness Book of World Record it can be heard clearly for 3 miles. I am always happy to interject with vital information. I copied that info b/c it was said so eloquently, but I like to share my newly found knowledge with the group. Oh and I like to share pictures....that are not of me. AND NO THIS IS NOT A PICTURE OF ME!!!!

Educating TR readers here on the dis: Just Another Service I Offer. Or was that Sarcasm? Or was that sunshine and pixie dust blown up your.........forget it.

Phew!

For a nano-second, I thought you were super-smart or sumtin!!!

 

[WheatThins]

Great report. Thanks for sharing.

Wheat Thins

 

[babynurse1]

Hmm....that's an interesting pic. Maybe you should talk to your stylist about a new conditioner? Just a thought..............

cute, snarkbritches, really cute.

Just when I thought this thread had died.

Thanks!

Yet another reason to get out of bed!!!!

I know we are the center of your world, Lisa. Hope you enjoyed the monkey pictures.

Great report. Thanks for sharing.

Wheat Thins

awwww, thanks for at least pretending not to skim. I am touched.

 

[WheatThins]

awwww, thanks for at least pretending not to skim. I am touched.

Is the "not" supposed to be included in that sentence? Are you wanting to say this:

"Awww, thanks for at least pretending to skim. I am touched." ???

OR

Do you really believe I WAS skimming but wanted it to appear that I was not and "Great report. Thanks for sharing." was the best I could come up with?

OR

Do you really believe I haven't even peeked at your TR and
"Awwww, thanks for at least pretending to skim." is really code for "upyers Wheat Thins, don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out."

Wheat Thins

 

[celerystalker]

I was several installments behind and missed this:

Wait. BBN is a chick? But, but.... What about the love of sports, Bobby Knight, Colts, IU? What about the cuss words. What about the (now I realize disturbing) attraction to Celery and YT? What about the horses? What about the chewing tobacco? This changes everything.

Wheat Thins

I'm not sure about the rest, but an attraction for celery knows no gender lines!

And Dinosaur scares the bejesus out of me!!!!

Wendy lou.
hijack this TR and post the pic from our meet. We can see poor Hannah freaking out.
Did I even have my eyes open? I think I tried real hard since y'all were on the ride with me.
When I ride it normally, I close my eyes the whole time.
Including when I was just there in May.
I love THRILL rides.
I hate scary ones.
Everest is FUN! but tower of terror is even more fun! so is primeval hurl!
but dinosaur is scary.
but I still ride it cuz I know I'm a baby. Like PeeeeeJay.
And apparently Big L.
Who woulda thought?

 

[babynurse1]

Is the "not" supposed to be included in that sentence? Are you wanting to say this:

"Awww, thanks for at least pretending to skim. I am touched." ???

OR

Do you really believe I WAS skimming but wanted it to appear that I was not and "Great report. Thanks for sharing." was the best I could come up with?

OR

Do you really believe I haven't even peeked at your TR and
"Awwww, thanks for at least pretending to skim." is really code for "upyers Wheat Thins, don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out."

Wheat Thins

It was code for Wheat Thins is the smartest poster to ever post on the disboards. I'm sorry I didnt make that clear?

And Dinosaur scares the bejesus out of me!!!!

bunch a chickens. LIFE IS A DARING ADVENTURE OR NOTHING AT ALL!!!!!

Get with the bbn program people. Look into my eyes. Deeper, Deeper, You are getting sleepy, so sleepy....