Two HotT College Chicks and a Cowboy Take on the World
- Thread starter babynurse1
- Start date
GoofyDad869
<font color=teal>More fun than a Barrel o' Monkeys
- Joined
- Jun 14, 2005
- Messages
- 2,541
Thank you Kovu. I really appreciate your kind words. I'm sure the cowboy won't mind. He's used to it. HA! (joking people. joking) Truth be told, all the girls are always telling me how cute HE is. What do I say to that? Thank you? I had nothing to do with it. oh well c'est la vie.
anyway, thanks for continuing to read along.
She is so freakin' rude. She doesnt even say thank you. I guess they didnt teach manners at Xavier, did they?
Awww, ty Phantom. You know i love ya.
Do we need to put out an APB on the Peej?
I bet she's still working on a hangover. I know I was when I graduated.
babynurse1
<marquee><font color=green>Atticus Finch Is My Her
- Joined
- Jul 3, 2006
- Messages
- 16,137
I bet she's still working on a hangover. I know I was when I graduated.
this post explains soooo much.
GoofyDad869
<font color=teal>More fun than a Barrel o' Monkeys
- Joined
- Jun 14, 2005
- Messages
- 2,541
babynurse1
<marquee><font color=green>Atticus Finch Is My Her
- Joined
- Jul 3, 2006
- Messages
- 16,137
What's that supposed to mean, huh?
uhhhhh. that you recover from a hangover quite nicely?
yeah, that's what it means. yup. sure does.
*i hope it's not raining*
babynurse1
<marquee><font color=green>Atticus Finch Is My Her
- Joined
- Jul 3, 2006
- Messages
- 16,137
I would just like to note that PJ and I have made a guest appearance with pics in Goofydad's TR.
Click on his link. Go to Aug 07 trip. We are on the last day. Somehow his version is more succinct than mine. Go figure???
It is a very amusing TR. Check it out.
This ad brought to you by the Goofydad for TR writer campaign. The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily the opinions of the disboard management at large.
Click on his link. Go to Aug 07 trip. We are on the last day. Somehow his version is more succinct than mine. Go figure???
It is a very amusing TR. Check it out.
This ad brought to you by the Goofydad for TR writer campaign. The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily the opinions of the disboard management at large.
PrincessJasmine08
<font color=magenta>That is insane! I had no idea
- Joined
- Mar 30, 2006
- Messages
- 9,832
Way to post on the TR without even commenting on the report. Classy, really.
Thanks, BigL.
Happy Grajuwashion Day, Peej!
I'm all grown up and saving China now!!! Who has that movie quote? Huh?I'm sure the cowboy won't mind, he's a good guy. Thanks for your kind words. Glad you're enjoying the report.
Thanks!!!
And I'll have you know there were no hangovers associated with this graduation or any of the parties attended thereafter. 
duh. bumping
I think you are pretty and funny too!
Is that whole "please update soon" thing being thrown in my direction? Dangit.Zip it, cowfreak. I have more manners than you could ever hope to possess.She is so freakin' rude. She doesnt even say thank you. I guess they didnt teach manners at Xavier, did they?
PrincessJasmine08
<font color=magenta>That is insane! I had no idea
- Joined
- Mar 30, 2006
- Messages
- 9,832
I just went and read it and I have to say whaaaaat?????????? We talk a lot??? Ramble, even??? I surely don't know what goofy...dad is talking about.I would just like to note that PJ and I have made a guest appearance with pics in Goofydad's TR.
Click on his link. Go to Aug 07 trip. We are on the last day. Somehow his version is more succinct than mine. Go figure???
It is a very amusing TR. Check it out.
This ad brought to you by the Goofydad for TR writer campaign. The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily the opinions of the disboard management at large.
You look like a creepy stalker.
PrincessJasmine08
<font color=magenta>That is insane! I had no idea
- Joined
- Mar 30, 2006
- Messages
- 9,832
I awoke early on Sunday mixed with a feeling of excitement and dread. Oh, wait, did the last installment start just like that?? My bad. Mine goes a little differently because I don't know that I actually awoke Sunday morning. More like Saturday night, per say. When I returned home from OKW Saturday night (aka early Sunday morning) I felt the need to wind down. So, I got my book out and sat on the couch. I'm no RonStoppable, so I can't fall asleep right away. I started reading. And then I kept reading. It was a good book, what can I say? Then I read some more. Then I finished the book. Then the next thing I knew Hollywood was screaming at me "Lauren, I have to leave in 10 minutes, COME ON!!!!"
WHAT???!!!!!!! Apparently at some point I fell asleep. Or not. I really don't know. Anyway, I now had 10 minutes to get ready. Does that excuse my appearance in the photos from this day??? The 10 minute getting ready time coupled with the lack of sleep hangover really doesn't make for a good look.
Anyway, we were out the door in 8 minutes.
I dropped Hollywood in the cast parking lot of the Magic Kingdom, said buh-bye, and was on my way to my final day with the creeps....I mean Stoppables!!!
It was still early when I got to OKW so I thought I would go inside to the front desk and get directions to the airport. Yes, I know there are signs everywhere, but I just wanted to be sure. Clarify, even. Imagine that. Airport directions in hand, (sigh....the final airport trip is never fun), I headed out to sit on a bench and wait a few minutes before calling the Stoppables. Since it had been a late night I assumed the bbn was wanting to sleep in as much as possible. She's always told me sleep is for sissies, though, and as I walked over to select a bench, there she was!!!!
Or was she??
"babynurse?" I asked quietly.
nothing.
"BABYNURSE???" I asked loudly.
nothing.
"ELISABETH BABYNURSE LAST NAME!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????" I yelled.
"huh? what? me? who are you and what do you want, I've got a plastic knife and I'm not afraid to use it!!!!!!!!!!!!" was her reply as she weilded her fruit salad plastic knife in my direction.
Someone was deep in reflection! Once I convinced her to drop her weapon, I took a seat next to her while she finished her ever so healthy breakfast of fruit and diet coke. breakfast of champions. Can't be beat.
We chatter mindlessly. We giggle about boys. We solve world problems. You know, the usual. Then...we stop. You know that feeling when you know someone's watching you? You can feel their eyes on you. I try to ignore it and keep wow'ing the bbn with my intelligent conversation. But then I realize she's not even looking at me anymore. She's looking somewhere else. Where? I can still feel the eyes so I follow the bbn's gaze to a woman who has abruptly come to a complete stop just to look at us. Are we really a sight to behold?? All of our eyes meet. Just as I open my mouth, not yet knowing what I might say to this potential creeper, she scurries away. Scurries is really the only word for her movements.
I'm a little creeped out, but I shrug it off. I look to the bbn for confirmation. She shrugs it off too so I decide it's fine. I mean, we're hotT college chicks, people are bound to stare from time to time, right? That awkward moment aside we're moooovin on. Or so we think. Little do we know stalker woman has other plans for us.
The bbn jumps up to throw her trash away. I assume this means we're going back to the room to pick up Mr. Stoppable, so I stand to follow her. Cept that turned out to be a lot harder than I thought. Some woman pushed in front of me. Why does she want to follow the bbn???? I wonder.
I try to pass her on the right. She veers to the right. I try to pass her on the left. She veers to the left. I try to use my agility to zip in front of her. She acts like she's stretching, puts her arms out, and won't let me pass. PJ has had ENOUGH!!!!!!!!! I push her out of my way and stand next to the bbn. We both look at her to see what she's going to do next. Does she have trash to throw away??? I think we were both hoping so. But, she didn't. She was just there. This time the bbn opens her mouth to speak. Before she can get so much as a "get lost, creep" out, off stalker lady scurries again. We both kind of shrug at each other again and chalk it up to the fact that there are weird people at Disney.
We head back to the room. Walking a little closer together. Bbn looks to the left and right. I look behind us. We are silent. Perhaps for the first time since we've met. Then I am disturbed by a sharp "SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Cept I'm not saying anything.
When I point this out to the bbn she shoots me a look that says "keep talking and you die." Okaaaaay. My lips are sealed.
"where were you supposed to be watching?" bbn asks me.
"behind us!!!" I reply proudly.
"well... LOOK. BEHIND. US!!!!!!!" bbn replies with an eye roll that rivals a PJ eye roll.
Oh. Oops. It's creepy stalker woman. I guess I wasn't doing the best job of watching behind us. I start to make up a lame excuse, but I just get another eye roll and before I know it I am being led....no, make that PULLED by the arm toward the hotel room. I started to talk to creepy stalker woman to ask her if she needed something, but before I could even get the sentence out, off she scurried. Yet again. Into the bushes this time. I kid you not!!! If that's not suspicious, I don't know what is.
"Just come on." bbn pleas.
And off we go again. We are starting to wonder if we like the spread out-ness of OKW. I mean, in a stalker situation, that previously pleasant 5 minute walk back to your room can turn into a clip from a scary teen movie. We walk a little faster. Sloth-like pace is upped to turtle-like pace which is upped to snail-like pace which is upped to...well, you get the point. We were booking it back to the room. We both breathe a sigh of relief as we turn down the path to the bbn room. It is quiet and secluded here. (Just like mamacantfindya). The Stoppables appear to have one neighbor in the area, but the other rooms are empty.
Just as we think we're safely back we hear a rustle in the bushes.
"maybe it's a cute little animal!!!!!" I say excitedly.
And before the bbn can stop me I'm off toward the bushes. But there was nothing cute about this animal. I couldn't believe my eyes.....STALKER WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!?? I stopped dead in my tracks. Speechless. I wanted to tell her to get lost or ask her what she wanted, but no words came. The bbn started to speak up. The bbn may be quiet and sweet but you push a cowgirl too far and she's bound to snap. I think she was at her breaking point.
"Do I know you?" She inquires.
Blank stare from stalker woman. The bbn has reached a high level of annoyance. She starts with "look, woman..." but before she can get any further stalker woman is gone again. scurrying off. I look to the bbn. Uh oh, I see a Code Donald in the near future. Trying to avoid such a crisis and using any small amount of energy I had left, I take the bbn by the hand and pull her back to the room. Which seemed like a haven.
Safe at last. It felt so good. Bbn announces that she has a few more things to pack up and heads into the bathroom. RS makes small talk with me and I try to be polite and listen and provide the appropriate responses. I decide I'll just lay down. but still listen to him, of course. Maybe I'll just close my eyes. Still listening. I mumble responses to the cowboy. or so I think.
The next thing I know there's a cowgirl standing over me yelling. "PJ, GET UP, I'M READY TO GO!!!!!!!!!" I should have known by now it's all about her. I drag myself off the bed and stumble out to the Hollywood-mobile. I glance at the bushes and wonder if creepy stalker woman is still there. But, I'm too tired to care.
I see RS standing by the car waiting for me to open the trunk. He just looks at me and says "just so you know, I told her to let you sleep and we could just go to the pool for awhile." I see how it is. What a nice cowboy. I open the trunk and RS starts putting the suitcases in. Bbn is tugging at my arm.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW???!!"
She just points. Are you even kidding me. It's stalker lady!!!!!!! I gasp. Loudly. RS comes around from the trunk. I think we looked like deer in headlights. He asks us what's wrong and if I know that woman staring at us. I give him a firm NO. He gives her a look and she scurries away. That woman has just scurried her last scurry. I am done with her. One more trick on her part and I'll....I'll....I don't know what I would have done, but I'm sure it would have been good.
We all pile into the Hollywood-mobile and head off to Animal Kingdom. Stalker lady is soon to be a distant memory. I glance in my rear view mirror to see if she's still standing there looking despondant. As I catch one more glimpse of stalker woman I notice her shirt.....
Maybe I was sleep deprived, loopy, and seeing things, but not matter what the case was, something was up that day. Nancy Drew, you need to get on this. STAT.
WHAT???!!!!!!!
Apparently at some point I fell asleep. Or not. I really don't know. Anyway, I now had 10 minutes to get ready. Does that excuse my appearance in the photos from this day??? The 10 minute getting ready time coupled with the lack of sleep hangover really doesn't make for a good look.Anyway, we were out the door in 8 minutes.
I dropped Hollywood in the cast parking lot of the Magic Kingdom, said buh-bye, and was on my way to my final day with the creeps....I mean Stoppables!!! It was still early when I got to OKW so I thought I would go inside to the front desk and get directions to the airport. Yes, I know there are signs everywhere, but I just wanted to be sure. Clarify, even. Imagine that.
Airport directions in hand, (sigh....the final airport trip is never fun), I headed out to sit on a bench and wait a few minutes before calling the Stoppables. Since it had been a late night I assumed the bbn was wanting to sleep in as much as possible. She's always told me sleep is for sissies, though, and as I walked over to select a bench, there she was!!!!Or was she??
"babynurse?" I asked quietly.
nothing.
"BABYNURSE???" I asked loudly.
nothing.
"ELISABETH BABYNURSE LAST NAME!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????" I yelled.
"huh? what? me? who are you and what do you want, I've got a plastic knife and I'm not afraid to use it!!!!!!!!!!!!" was her reply as she weilded her fruit salad plastic knife in my direction.
Someone was deep in reflection! Once I convinced her to drop her weapon, I took a seat next to her while she finished her ever so healthy breakfast of fruit and diet coke. breakfast of champions. Can't be beat.
We chatter mindlessly. We giggle about boys. We solve world problems. You know, the usual. Then...we stop. You know that feeling when you know someone's watching you? You can feel their eyes on you. I try to ignore it and keep wow'ing the bbn with my intelligent conversation. But then I realize she's not even looking at me anymore. She's looking somewhere else. Where? I can still feel the eyes so I follow the bbn's gaze to a woman who has abruptly come to a complete stop just to look at us. Are we really a sight to behold?? All of our eyes meet. Just as I open my mouth, not yet knowing what I might say to this potential creeper, she scurries away. Scurries is really the only word for her movements.
I'm a little creeped out, but I shrug it off. I look to the bbn for confirmation. She shrugs it off too so I decide it's fine. I mean, we're hotT college chicks, people are bound to stare from time to time, right? That awkward moment aside we're moooovin on. Or so we think. Little do we know stalker woman has other plans for us.
The bbn jumps up to throw her trash away. I assume this means we're going back to the room to pick up Mr. Stoppable, so I stand to follow her. Cept that turned out to be a lot harder than I thought. Some woman pushed in front of me. Why does she want to follow the bbn???? I wonder.
I try to pass her on the right. She veers to the right. I try to pass her on the left. She veers to the left. I try to use my agility to zip in front of her. She acts like she's stretching, puts her arms out, and won't let me pass. PJ has had ENOUGH!!!!!!!!! I push her out of my way and stand next to the bbn. We both look at her to see what she's going to do next. Does she have trash to throw away??? I think we were both hoping so. But, she didn't. She was just there. This time the bbn opens her mouth to speak. Before she can get so much as a "get lost, creep" out, off stalker lady scurries again. We both kind of shrug at each other again and chalk it up to the fact that there are weird people at Disney. We head back to the room. Walking a little closer together. Bbn looks to the left and right. I look behind us. We are silent. Perhaps for the first time since we've met. Then I am disturbed by a sharp "SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Cept I'm not saying anything.
When I point this out to the bbn she shoots me a look that says "keep talking and you die." Okaaaaay. My lips are sealed. "where were you supposed to be watching?" bbn asks me.
"behind us!!!" I reply proudly.
"well... LOOK. BEHIND. US!!!!!!!" bbn replies with an eye roll that rivals a PJ eye roll.
Oh. Oops. It's creepy stalker woman. I guess I wasn't doing the best job of watching behind us. I start to make up a lame excuse, but I just get another eye roll and before I know it I am being led....no, make that PULLED by the arm toward the hotel room. I started to talk to creepy stalker woman to ask her if she needed something, but before I could even get the sentence out, off she scurried. Yet again. Into the bushes this time. I kid you not!!! If that's not suspicious, I don't know what is.
"Just come on." bbn pleas.
And off we go again. We are starting to wonder if we like the spread out-ness of OKW. I mean, in a stalker situation, that previously pleasant 5 minute walk back to your room can turn into a clip from a scary teen movie. We walk a little faster. Sloth-like pace is upped to turtle-like pace which is upped to snail-like pace which is upped to...well, you get the point. We were booking it back to the room. We both breathe a sigh of relief as we turn down the path to the bbn room. It is quiet and secluded here. (Just like mamacantfindya). The Stoppables appear to have one neighbor in the area, but the other rooms are empty.
Just as we think we're safely back we hear a rustle in the bushes.
"maybe it's a cute little animal!!!!!" I say excitedly.
And before the bbn can stop me I'm off toward the bushes. But there was nothing cute about this animal. I couldn't believe my eyes.....STALKER WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!?? I stopped dead in my tracks. Speechless. I wanted to tell her to get lost or ask her what she wanted, but no words came. The bbn started to speak up. The bbn may be quiet and sweet but you push a cowgirl too far and she's bound to snap. I think she was at her breaking point.
"Do I know you?" She inquires.
Blank stare from stalker woman. The bbn has reached a high level of annoyance. She starts with "look, woman..." but before she can get any further stalker woman is gone again. scurrying off. I look to the bbn. Uh oh, I see a Code Donald in the near future. Trying to avoid such a crisis and using any small amount of energy I had left, I take the bbn by the hand and pull her back to the room. Which seemed like a haven.
Safe at last. It felt so good. Bbn announces that she has a few more things to pack up and heads into the bathroom. RS makes small talk with me and I try to be polite and listen and provide the appropriate responses. I decide I'll just lay down. but still listen to him, of course. Maybe I'll just close my eyes. Still listening. I mumble responses to the cowboy. or so I think. The next thing I know there's a cowgirl standing over me yelling. "PJ, GET UP, I'M READY TO GO!!!!!!!!!" I should have known by now it's all about her. I drag myself off the bed and stumble out to the Hollywood-mobile. I glance at the bushes and wonder if creepy stalker woman is still there. But, I'm too tired to care.
I see RS standing by the car waiting for me to open the trunk. He just looks at me and says "just so you know, I told her to let you sleep and we could just go to the pool for awhile." I see how it is. What a nice cowboy. I open the trunk and RS starts putting the suitcases in. Bbn is tugging at my arm.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW???!!"
She just points. Are you even kidding me. It's stalker lady!!!!!!! I gasp. Loudly. RS comes around from the trunk. I think we looked like deer in headlights. He asks us what's wrong and if I know that woman staring at us. I give him a firm NO. He gives her a look and she scurries away. That woman has just scurried her last scurry. I am done with her. One more trick on her part and I'll....I'll....I don't know what I would have done, but I'm sure it would have been good.
We all pile into the Hollywood-mobile and head off to Animal Kingdom. Stalker lady is soon to be a distant memory. I glance in my rear view mirror to see if she's still standing there looking despondant. As I catch one more glimpse of stalker woman I notice her shirt.....
Maybe I was sleep deprived, loopy, and seeing things, but not matter what the case was, something was up that day. Nancy Drew, you need to get on this. STAT.
Wow! Stalker woman is creepy-weird, to say the least! 
Here are my theories:
A) it MAY (or may NOT) have been LBelle!!! (Was she super hotT...about 5'4"....124(?)lbs?....blonde....21 year old ta-t....never mind!!!! )
Cuz LBelle WAS sad to be the trollop-triplet (Master) left behind.
B) it was a pissed-off DVC-owner/disser....who is convinced that the likes of you 2 do not belong in HER Deluxe vacation land!!!!
Personally....I would go with choice 'B'.
Here are my theories:
A) it MAY (or may NOT) have been LBelle!!!
(Was she super hotT...about 5'4"....124(?)lbs?....blonde....21 year old ta-t....never mind!!!! ) Cuz LBelle WAS sad to be the trollop-triplet (Master) left behind. B) it was a pissed-off DVC-owner/disser....who is convinced that the likes of you 2 do not belong in HER Deluxe vacation land!!!!
Personally....I would go with choice 'B'.
PrincessJasmine08
<font color=magenta>That is insane! I had no idea
- Joined
- Mar 30, 2006
- Messages
- 9,832
Yeah, choice B does sound more believable just because that description of LBelle in choice A seems a little "off."Wow! Stalker woman is creepy-weird, to say the least!
Here are my theories:
A) it MAY (or may NOT) have been LBelle!!!
B) it was a pissed-off DVC-owner/disser....who is convinced that the likes of you 2 do not belong in HER Deluxe vacation land!!!!
Personally....I would go with choice 'B'.
PrincessJasmine08
<font color=magenta>That is insane! I had no idea
- Joined
- Mar 30, 2006
- Messages
- 9,832
Don't be hatin', missy!!!!
Okay...I'm taking my ugly self to bed now.
Oh quit yer pouting, sissy. You're the original trollop. The master. You taught me everything I know and your hotTness is overwhelming. Better?
RobInBigKC
<font color=blue>New Rule:<br><marquee><font color
- Joined
- Dec 12, 2005
- Messages
- 5,169
Oh quit yer pouting, sissy. You're the original trollop. The master. You taught me everything I know and your hotTness is overwhelming. Better?
Welllll......
..........'overwhelming' MAY be overdoing it a teesny bit!!! We can always post hotT bikini-babe pics!!!!
My Knight in Shining Armour!!!!
Last edited by RobInBigKC : Yesterday at 11:29 PM. Reason: Did I successfully post again without commenting on the report?
Yes you did! Good job
PrincessJasmine08
<font color=magenta>That is insane! I had no idea
- Joined
- Mar 30, 2006
- Messages
- 9,832
Again? Really? Don't you have someone else to annoy?
Knock yourself out. I'm too lady-like for such activities.Welllll......
We can always post hotT bikini-babe pics!!!!
PrincessJasmine08
<font color=magenta>That is insane! I had no idea
- Joined
- Mar 30, 2006
- Messages
- 9,832
Yes you did! Good job,,,,my Knight in Shining Armour!!!!
Oh, sorry, did I get carried away?
RobInBigKC
<font color=blue>New Rule:<br><marquee><font color
- Joined
- Dec 12, 2005
- Messages
- 5,169
-
Amazon Joins Disney for NEW Pumpkin Spice Merch on Demand
-
Rides Disney Guests Pretend To Love but Always Seem To Skip
-
Check Out These NEW Disney Princess Mystery Mini Backpack Keychain Charms
-
New Walt Disney Studios Merch Hits the Disney Store
-
Which Dining Rooms are on Each Disney Cruise Ship?
-
Top 10 Character Dining Experiences at Walt Disney World
-
Disney x Loungefly's New 3-Piece Frankenweenie Series
Receive up to $1,000 in Onboard Credit and a Gift Basket!
That’s right — when you book your Disney Cruise with Dreams Unlimited Travel, you’ll receive incredible shipboard credits to spend during your vacation!
CLICK HERE
That’s right — when you book your Disney Cruise with Dreams Unlimited Travel, you’ll receive incredible shipboard credits to spend during your vacation!
CLICK HERE
