TWILIGHTAHOLICS PART 4!!!!!~*~Lions, Lambs, and Lunar-tics!!!!

[Alice's Mom]

I'm reading Love Among the Stacks right now - shocker, not quilting yet. It's pretty good, and COMPLETE - gasp!

I'm starting that fic tonight, glad it's good so far

 

[girli565]

I'm reading Love Among the Stacks right now - shocker, not quilting yet. It's pretty good, and COMPLETE - gasp!

I'm reading I Love L.A. but it's weird reading about real life people, lol. Thanks for the rec!

 

[disneyworldluvr349]

Hey Guys, Chapter 7 is updated..... Review I know you all are reading many others!


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5037004/1/The_Other_Way_Around

 

[girli565]

The Wreckage updated.

 

[PlutoGirl1117]

The Wreckage updated.

It's been a great two days with updates!

 

[MontanaZoo]

The Wreckage updated.

Great update! The shortness of everyone else's chapters though really make me appreciate how long the WA chapters are.

 

[PaulDavid's mom]

Is your significant other getting tired of your Twilight obssesion? Send him here!

http://twilightwidower.blogspot.com/

Oh my gosh. I was laughing my butt off. I had to send this one to my husband

Tricks of the Trade
After exhaustive study of the habits of Twilight Widowers, I came across a blog that identified the Five stages of Twilight-Widower-Grief (Suspicion, Denial, Anger, More Anger, Complacency).

I myself have gone through these stages.

Suspicion ("Honey? Are you watching Twilight again?" and "Did you just call me ‘Edward’?")

Denial ("I'm sure it's just a phase. I don't mind ironing her work clothes.")

Anger ("No, I am not making mushroom ravioli again!")

More Anger ("No, we are not buying tickets for the Twilight cruise!")

Complacency ("Here, honey, I printed up Midnight Sun and bound it for you. Now you won't get eyestrain.")

Now that I have resigned myself to the role of complacent Twilight Widower, I have discovered that despite the seemingly endless neglect us Twi-Widowers often endure, there are some surefire ways to get the wife to pay attention to you (albeit for a few sweet, brief minutes until the latest New Moon news is posted).

Here is my advice to you, fellow long-suffering spouse:

1. Whenever talking to her, try to sneak the words "Robert Pattinson" into your sentences. She will immediately perk up and give you her undivided attention.
(I have found this method to be particularly effective when discussing responsibility for household chores.)

2. Use pillow hair to your advantage. Tell her you are going for an "Edward Look."

3. Piggyback her around your local park and tell that she's your own personal brand of heroin. Never mind the stares – it will all be worth it when you get home.

4. Buy body glitter. The next time you are in the mood to "reap the benefits," apply liberally. (Note: It is useful to have a Handivac for the sheets afterwards.)

5. Read the Wikipedia summary of the Twilight Series, so you can pretend that you have read the books yourself. When "discussing" them, just nod sagely when she describes parts omitted in the summary.

6. When in bed, place your cold feet on the small of her back. Tell her "I bet this is how he felt on their wedding night." (Results may vary.)
Edward's whole body feels like cold feet.

7. Secretly disconnect your modem. When she begins to panic about the loss of up-to-date Twilight news, heroically restart the modem (after several false starts and mock exasperation on your part; you have to make her believe this is hard work for you). Reap benefits.

8. Start a Twilight blog yourself. Ask her for "input" regularly.

And just remember: Barring another book getting published, this whole obsession is bound to peter out in about three year’s time. I’m counting the days.

Go Team Widower.

 

[travelmel]

For the sookie fans??

Kim Harrison: known for her adult urban fantasy series.

YA Book:

My name is Madison Avery, and I'm here to tell you that there's more out there than you can see, hear, or touch. Because I'm there. Seeing it. Touching it. Living it.

Madison's prom was killer—literally. For some reason she's been targeted by a dark reaper—yeah, that kind of reaper—intent on getting rid of her, body and soul. But before the reaper could finish the job, Madison was able to snag his strange, glowing amulet and get away.

Now she's stuck on Earth—dead but not gone. Somehow the amulet gives her the illusion of a body, allowing her to toe the line between life and death. She still doesn't know why the dark reaper is after her, but she's not about to just sit around and let fate take its course.

With a little ingenuity, some light-bending, and the help of a light reaper (one of the good guys! Maybe . . . ), her cute crush, and oh yeah, her guardian angel, Madison's ready to take control of her own destiny once and for all, before it takes control of her.

Well, if she believed in that stuff.


Publisher: HarperTeen
Release Date: May 26, 2009

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/5083281.Once_Dead_Twice_Shy

 

[disneyworldluvr349]

Updated chapter 8! Read if you have time! I would love some reviews!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5037004/1/The_Other_Way_Around

 

[girli565]

Great update! The shortness of everyone else's chapters though really make me appreciate how long the WA chapters are.

I know. I love how detailed WA updates are.

I'm almost done with I Love LA. Very strange to read about real life Rob. I just don't see him being with an older woman. I know that a happily ever after is common for everyone but this one needs a different ending.

 

[Caribbeanprincess]

I just wanna wish all the Twilight Moms here a very Twilight-y Mother's Day! May Edward bring you breakfast in bed! :

 

[Alice's Mom]

I just wanna wish all the Twilight Moms here a very Twilight-y Mother's Day! May Edward bring you breakfast in bed! :

thank you!

i also wanted to thank everyone for their food ideas for the drive in

i made a pasta salad as an ode to vegetarianism and blood red velvet cupcakes...delish. i wish i had had more time to make more food and use more of your ideas.

i brought red delicious apples as well and here is a picture of me holding my best friends baby...everytime we took a picture she dropped the apple .

my own kiddo said no to any pictures and said i was being ridiculous (her point being?). she played her nintendo through the movie

 

[travelmel]

my own kiddo said no to any pictures and said i was being ridiculous (her point being?). she played her nintendo through the movie

Aren't they cute?

LOL Great picture with the baby! I'm glad you had a good time. Looks like beautiful weather!

 

[Caribbeanprincess]

Ladies, OT but I wanted to ask you all for your prayers. My eldest nephew has been taken to the hospital this morning.

 

[Jennifer823]

Ladies, OT but I wanted to ask you all for your prayers. My eldest nephew has been taken to the hospital this morning.

Prayers sent, CP. I hope he's OK.

 

[lowie]

Ladies, OT but I wanted to ask you all for your prayers. My eldest nephew has been taken to the hospital this morning.

i hope everything is OK, please keep us updated.

 

[girli565]

Ladies, OT but I wanted to ask you all for your prayers. My eldest nephew has been taken to the hospital this morning.

Definitely praying. Let us know how he is.







And a HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY to all the TwiMoms!

 

[MinnieMe87]

Ladies, OT but I wanted to ask you all for your prayers. My eldest nephew has been taken to the hospital this morning.

Prayers being said CP! Keep us posted, hope everything is okay!

 

[Alice's Mom]

Ladies, OT but I wanted to ask you all for your prayers. My eldest nephew has been taken to the hospital this morning.

thinking positive thoughts for you and your family

 

[Caribbeanprincess]

Thanks to everyone for all the prayers. I just talked to him on the phone, he's doing much better. They're getting some tests done early tomorrow morning and if everything is well he'll be going home tomorrow.