becka
<font color=green>Proud Mommy of sweet Nathan and
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This morning's selection from my Dave Barry calendar is a continuation of sorts from the turkey dump truck incident of yesterday so I thought I would share.
According to an article from the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, just two days after the dump-truck incident a woman was getting out of her car-pool van in downtown Pittsburgh when something came plummeting out of the sky, missing her by inches, and splatted on the sidewalk. Can you guess what that something was? That's correct: a twenty-five pound tom turkey, which had apparently crashed into a skyscraper twenty floors above. We do not have to be Sherlock Holmes to figure out what happened. I mean, how many twenty-five pound turkeys could there be in the Pittsburgh area answering to the name "tom"? Clearly, this was the same turkey that went after the dump truck, and when all it received was a slap on the wrist (I am assuming here that turkeys have wrists), it developed a fatal blood lust, as wild animals so ofter do, for things with windows, and it decided to attack a skyscraper.
Have a great day everyone!
According to an article from the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, just two days after the dump-truck incident a woman was getting out of her car-pool van in downtown Pittsburgh when something came plummeting out of the sky, missing her by inches, and splatted on the sidewalk. Can you guess what that something was? That's correct: a twenty-five pound tom turkey, which had apparently crashed into a skyscraper twenty floors above. We do not have to be Sherlock Holmes to figure out what happened. I mean, how many twenty-five pound turkeys could there be in the Pittsburgh area answering to the name "tom"? Clearly, this was the same turkey that went after the dump truck, and when all it received was a slap on the wrist (I am assuming here that turkeys have wrists), it developed a fatal blood lust, as wild animals so ofter do, for things with windows, and it decided to attack a skyscraper.
Have a great day everyone!
