Tuesday's "What am I" Riddle

[Mnementh]

BTW Twinks, my girls had chocolate chip flavored toothpaste at their last visit

Wow... glad they didn't have that when I was a kid. I would've eaten it rather than brushed my teeth...

 

[TwinkieMama]

While at the Biltmore- we can tour the grounds by horse

or by Segway....

 

[Mnementh]

I'll take a horse. Is there one there named Buttercup?

 

[trappednabox]

Hey, I'm not one to critizice other #1s (much) but we've been stuck in the mountains with cold waffles for about 5 hours now. This is no way to reach 100. Someone start themselves on fire and/or pump some gas.

burning flesh is always fun

Uh oh..Duck's in hot water with the snack cake.

Let me know when the dentist part is done. My dentist creeps me out. He stares at my chest when he talks to me....It annoys the crap outta me. I keep wanting to say...HEY...look up for the teeth!


I can't believe I shared that story!

well you do know you are supposed to keep your top on right?

Yeah...I thought that was why a certain someone didn't send you their special pic of the day from their personal collection.

While at the Biltmore- we can tour the grounds by horse

or by Segway....

ohhh!! I've always wanted to ride a horse

 

[lewdyan1]

Bratboy

 

[TwinkieMama]

Ok Boxy! Just know that Em already called Buttercup. Hurry up kids because we want to tour the winery too...

 

[L107ANGEL]

Ok Boxy! Just know that Em already called Buttercup. Hurry up kids because we want to tour the winery too...

You rang

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

You rang

Sure...I mention laughing gas and you get all preachy on me. Someone mentions a winery, and you push a bunch of nuns out of the way on your run to the front of the line, all the while flashing your frequent buyer's card. BTW, the fact that you think your library card is a frequent buyer's card maybe means you've had enough???

 

[firstmickey]

Boxer!!!!!!! Really? You think leaving it on will help?



I'm in for the winery. Move over, BFF and make room for moi.


and don't anyone say anything either....I can have wine on vacation!

 

[Mnementh]

How long is your Christmas vacation lasting? A month or two? And then you'll start Spring Break immediately afterward?

 

[firstmickey]

Pretty much.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Sure...I mention laughing gas and you get all preachy on me. Someone mentions a winery, and you push a bunch of nuns out of the way on your run to the front of the line, all the while flashing your frequent buyer's card. BTW, the fact that you think your library card is a frequent buyer's card maybe means you've had enough???

Duck, maybe this is Andy talking but OMG thats funny

 

[TwinkieMama]

Sure...I mention laughing gas and you get all preachy on me. Someone mentions a winery, and you push a bunch of nuns out of the way on your run to the front of the line, all the while flashing your frequent buyer's card. BTW, the fact that you think your library card is a frequent buyer's card maybe means you've had enough???

What? libraries in Chicago don't serve wine?!?

and don't anyone say anything either....I can have wine on vacation!

Isn't wine required on vacation?

Duck, maybe this is Andy talking but OMG thats funny

Ok I thought I knew what was going on around here... but who is Andy? why is he *maybe* talking through Angel?


PS Where is Roadie?

 

[firstmickey]

Oh please.....pretty please...


lemme tell Twinks who Andy is......


I actually just found this out last night......



Angel.....apparently.....named her aneurysm.....ANDY!


Ok...it's not as funny when I say it as when she says it. She still owes me a new monitor from the coffee spew when she told me.


and Roadie...is pretending that real life is more important than us and our fix. What's up with that?

 

[TwinkieMama]

Oh please.....pretty please...


lemme tell Twinks who Andy is......


I actually just found this out last night......



Angel.....apparently.....named her aneurysm.....ANDY!


Ok...it's not as funny when I say it as when she says it. She still owes me a new monitor from the coffee spew when she told me.


and Roadie...is pretending that real life is more important than us and our fix. What's up with that?

OMGoodness!!!



That is the funniest thing I have heard in ages. And pretty cool as well.

Angel- you rock!


As for Roadie- how am I supposed to know about all the holidays that overlooked by the greeting card industry?

 

[Mnementh]

Aside from Angel's craziness, it's a really slow day on this board (actually, on the Disboards as a whole). Anything else odd or exiciting going on other than the Red Sox getting it handed to them?

 

[TwinkieMama]

Well I had something odd happen today. I have discussed this on another thread but I don't think any of y'all read there soooo


I go to McDonalds and order 4 apple pies.
I get 4 red boxes labeled apple pie.
Inside I find.... 3 apple pies and 1 cherry pie!?

Does McDonalds even sell cherry pies?
I had never heard of such a thing.
The employees had never heard of such a thing.

According to other DISers, they used to but don't currently.

I exchanged the cherry pie for another apple pie, again labeled apple pie and got..... you guessed it. Cherry.

 

[Mnementh]

Well, all the McDonald's around here sell cherry pies, but your situation is really odd. How the hell did that mix up happen?

Oh, and I don't blame you for getting those pies. I've had a good few myself recently because my fiance is addicted and she always lets me have one, also.

 

[captaincrash]

If you're inside your house, and all your walls face south, where is your house located?
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