Tuesday's Terrific Riddle!

[lewdyan1]

Brat Boy!

Leading the way is Wheat Thins

 

[imsorry]

After thinking about it for a while, yeah. I think I had a harder time with 5 than Lou did with 4, though.

Oh, and I've been meaning to ask something about women (and not in the birds and bees kind of sense either), which is funny, considering the theme of this riddle. I figured you all would be good to ask, since this thread is so female dominated.

Okay, here's a conversation I had with my fiance earlier today. A little background first. We just got a new Internet setup in our apartment. We don't currently have a computer desk and we had to sit the modem and everything on a table for the time being. Well, we had to move that table closer to the wall because the wires wouldn't reach all the way otherwise. As We were about to leave for work, this is what happened. It's paraphrased, but this is basically what happened.

Her: Can you move the table back?

Me: But if I do that, everything's gonna fall off.

Her: Nevermind, I'll do it myself!

Me:


I never said I wouldn't do it. I was just warning that all the new crap on the table wouldn't stay on there if it was moved. Why do all you women get all pissed over nothing?

OMG - I am meant to be on this thread! I just got my first ever home computer - we didn't get a desk yet either. It is on top of an old stero cabinet - if I sit on a chair my arms are up in the air trying to type, if I stand up (like now) the monitor is pointing down and I feel like a giant.

Sorry , no answer to your question.

 

[WheatThins]

Brat Boy!

Leading the way is Wheat Thins

Thank you. I finally EARNED a TU. Woooo hooooo.

Wheat Thins

 

[L107ANGEL]

After thinking about it for a while, yeah. I think I had a harder time with 5 than Lou did with 4, though.

Oh, and I've been meaning to ask something about women (and not in the birds and bees kind of sense either), which is funny, considering the theme of this riddle. I figured you all would be good to ask, since this thread is so female dominated.

Okay, here's a conversation I had with my fiance earlier today. A little background first. We just got a new Internet setup in our apartment. We don't currently have a computer desk and we had to sit the modem and everything on a table for the time being. Well, we had to move that table closer to the wall because the wires wouldn't reach all the way otherwise. As We were about to leave for work, this is what happened. It's paraphrased, but this is basically what happened.

Her: Can you move the table back?

Me: But if I do that, everything's gonna fall off.

Her: Nevermind, I'll do it myself!

Me:


I never said I wouldn't do it. I was just warning that all the new crap on the table wouldn't stay on there if it was moved. Why do all you women get all pissed over nothing?

Because we can

 

[snowwite]

Because we can

Yup.What she said

 

[Mnementh]

Awww, I was hoping for a genuine answer. Guess I forgot where I was.

 

[Loubon]

(cue Lou)

Three months later........

After thinking about it for a while, yeah. I think I had a harder time with 5 than Lou did with 4, though.

Oh, and I've been meaning to ask something about women (and not in the birds and bees kind of sense either), which is funny, considering the theme of this riddle. I figured you all would be good to ask, since this thread is so female dominated.

Okay, here's a conversation I had with my fiance earlier today. A little background first. We just got a new Internet setup in our apartment. We don't currently have a computer desk and we had to sit the modem and everything on a table for the time being. Well, we had to move that table closer to the wall because the wires wouldn't reach all the way otherwise. As We were about to leave for work, this is what happened. It's paraphrased, but this is basically what happened.

Her: Can you move the table back?

Me: But if I do that, everything's gonna fall off.

Her: Nevermind, I'll do it myself!

Me:


I never said I wouldn't do it. I was just warning that all the new crap on the table wouldn't stay on there if it was moved. Why do all you women get all pissed over nothing?

Okay where do I start? You're living with your fiancé and she's a girl? I have new found respect for you.

Now about your question.....the fact that you have to ask that question means you wouldn't understand the answer even if any of us told you. Take it from me as I just hit 23 years of married bliss (which is like a PHD in marriage) that the answer to your question is don't ask the question in the first place!

 

[tmasingo]

Today the role of Craig (riddle only - stop screaming, Tara) will be portrayed by Alabama Alan

Oooohh..a STHU sandwiched between eyerolls

I have ARRIVED!!

Woooooooooo belated Hooooooooooooooty

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Okay where do I start? You're living with your fiancé and she's a girl? I have new found respect for you.

Now about your question.....the fact that you have to ask that question means you wouldn't understand the answer even if any of us told you. Take it from me as I just hit 23 years of married bliss (which is like a PHD in marriage) that the answer to your question is don't ask the question in the first place!

What Lou said

 

[firstmickey]

Three months later........


Okay where do I start? You're living with your fiancé and she's a girl? I have new found respect for you.

Now about your question.....the fact that you have to ask that question means you wouldn't understand the answer even if any of us told you. Take it from me as I just hit 23 years of married bliss (which is like a PHD in marriage) that the answer to your question is don't ask the question in the first place!

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Yep.




Poor dragonboy....you'll get it eventually..........



may take 5-10 years...but it will happen.

Night riddlers....>I got nuthin for tomorrow's riddle yet.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

After thinking about it for a while, yeah. I think I had a harder time with 5 than Lou did with 4, though.

Oh, and I've been meaning to ask something about women (and not in the birds and bees kind of sense either), which is funny, considering the theme of this riddle. I figured you all would be good to ask, since this thread is so female dominated.

Okay, here's a conversation I had with my fiance earlier today. A little background first. We just got a new Internet setup in our apartment. We don't currently have a computer desk and we had to sit the modem and everything on a table for the time being. Well, we had to move that table closer to the wall because the wires wouldn't reach all the way otherwise. As We were about to leave for work, this is what happened. It's paraphrased, but this is basically what happened.

Her: Can you move the table back?

Me: But if I do that, everything's gonna fall off.

Her: Nevermind, I'll do it myself!

Me:


I never said I wouldn't do it. I was just warning that all the new crap on the table wouldn't stay on there if it was moved. Why do all you women get all pissed over nothing?

Ever see Lord of the Rings?

'One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them'

Well a lot of people don't know it but Tolkien wrote the whole thing as an allagory for an engagement ring.

And I'm not even going to bring in the whole coincidences with the ever watchful eye.

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Ever see Lord of the Rings?

'One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them'

Well a lot of people don't know it but Tolkien wrote the whole thing as an allagory for an engagement ring.

And I'm not even going to bring in the whole coincidences with the ever watchful eye.

I like that. Makes sense to me

 

[MadScouser]

Reminds me of a chemistry analysis once given to me.

Women : can freeze at nothing and boil at anything, with a high affinity to precious metals

Not saying whether I agree or disagree - just saying.