Tuesday's Barnyard (Little bit of) Math RIDDLE

[Cantw8]

I sure do, What????? Is it WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOTY?????????

No, that's not it, some nut from Ohio said I was a dumb blonde, do you believe that?

 

[lewdyan1]

No, that's not it, some nut from Ohio said I was a dumb blonde, do you believe that?

Lady, you need a doctor!

 

[Cantw8]

can you recommend one?

 

[Loubon]

 

[Cantw8]

Lou, you're hot

 

[firstmickey]

I sure do, What????? Is it WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOTY?????????

You are the BEST!



You crack me up girlfriend!




Wooooo Hooooooty for Toooty!!!!!!!


here ....have an aardvark....

 

[Cantw8]

You are the BEST!



You crack me up girlfriend!




Wooooo Hooooooty for Toooty!!!!!!!


here ....have an aardvark....

awwwww, Donna. You do love me Here, have a yellow-bellied sap sucker

 

[Grammyof2]

You people are nuts today. I couldn't even post 1 time somebody else does 7 times in a row. No wonder the server is busy.

 

[Cantw8]

You people are nuts today. I couldn't even post 1 time somebody else does 7 times in a row. No wonder the server is busy.

Hey, I had to take one for the team Zip it, Lou

 

[firstmickey]

awwwww, Donna. You do love me Here, have a yellow-bellied sap sucker

Awwwww, that is the absolute NICEST yellow bellied sap sucker that anyone ever gave me ever.

 

[Cantw8]

Awwwww, that is the absolute NICEST yellow bellied sap sucker that anyone ever gave me ever.

Why do you suppose their bellies are yellow??? Bad aim?????

 

[firstmickey]

that one has a white belly? Did you get me a defective one?

 

[Cantw8]

that one has a white belly? Did you get me a defective one?

Sorry, he was in the Clearance isle...and it was Cracker jack day at Boscov's

 

[firstmickey]

Well, as long as he was a good bargain!

 

[Loubon]

That aardvark looks like it should have a chalk outline around it......

 

[Lars624]

I'm not sure why but this thread reminded me of something my MIL said yesterday...............

MIL:"There's supposed to be an animal on the loose in the area, I saw it on TV...it was either an anteater or a bear"

Hello???? An ANTEATER or a BEAR???? How could she confuse those 2 animals???
I told her that was like saying 'It was either a goldfish or a rhinocerous'

 

[sheridac]

Boo!! I am never around for the woo hooty.

 

[firstmickey]

dbarker:

and the riddle answer was:


94 chickens
5 horses
1 pig

 

[mickeyfan1]

I'm not sure why but this thread reminded me of something my MIL said yesterday...............

MIL:"There's supposed to be an animal on the loose in the area, I saw it on TV...it was either an anteater or a bear"

Hello???? An ANTEATER or a BEAR???? How could she confuse those 2 animals???
I told her that was like saying 'It was either a goldfish or a rhinocerous'

Thnak you Lars for reminding me of this song! See how old I am????

There is a large dark aardvark in the park,
They say he's missing from the zoo.
(that's me, folks!)
And the police are looking high and low
But they have not seen him; have you?
(peek-a-boo!)
Why did he go?
Oh, I'll tell you the reason:
'Cause it's aardvark mating season.
When an aardvark makes a date
He sneaks right through that old zoo gate.
So, if you see two aardvarks necking in the park,
Don't upset their apple cart.
Do not be a spy, you're not the FBI
And you should never break an aardvark's heart.
This is the second chorus of the Aardvark Song.
To be an aardvark is not easy, folks,
'Cause all you get to eat is ants.
(dee-licious!)
And all the other animals make jokes
At your attempts to find romance.
(very funny...)
Nobody laughs at hippopotamusses,
Or at fat rhinoceroses,
But an aardvark makes them howl
Because he's neither fish nor fowl;
He's like a kangaroo in love with a gnu,
And that's what makes the zoo folks laugh.
All of this is so, and here is how I know:
I'm your friendly neighborhood giraffe!