Trip-Reports Anonymous

[michaeln]

Welcome to TA.

If you are going through withdrawels and can not wait from the next trip report from Delswife to come out this is the place to tell your story.

Hello, My name is michael and I am a delswife report addict. It has been 19 hours since I read a new report from her.

CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME..

Ok your turn.

BTW: Thank you to "Yzma and Kronk" for the idea for the thread idea..

 

[Melora]

Hello my name is Melora.

I am in denial about needing to read the next report.

Even though I keep clicking over here while trying to do something completely unproductive like make a living, I am not addicted....

Even though I have not been able to complete one single ebay auction without clicking over to see if the evil shop-a-holic got what she deserved (kicked or pushed or something involving some sort of contact with her rear end resulting in her getting soaked) I am not addicted...

****SIGH**** Oh I might as well admit it.... WHEN IS THE NEXT THREAD GOING TO APPEAR???? I CAN'T WAIT....

There I said it.. I feel better....

 

[geffric]

OK... OK ....OK.... me to

Inbetween all of the Saturday chores et al... i keep checking and checking and checking...

I have to admit it... I can't help it.. it's this uncontrollable urge...
JUST KEEP CHECKING THIS BOARD TO SEE WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT. How can I sleep tonight without knowing what happened to the EVIL SIL>>> will they throw her in the fountain??? Have her ejected from the park??? Dump their water bottles over her head to see if there is a person under there???Or just moon her??

PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW< HOW LONG MUST WE WAIT??

I know be cool, relax!


Wobin when will we wead da weport???Wobin when will we wead da weport???

 

[aunt lissa]

I am a delswife die hard fan! I sit thru out the day checking atleast 6 times an hour for another report. I laugh so loudly the kids try to figure out what's wrong w/ me and the neighbors come over to make sure all is ok. I cry when DS leaves and again the kids want to know what is wrong. I sit on the edge of my seat yelling at the computer screen when SIL acts out of line. I become so crazy waiting for delswife to post the next chapter that I am corrupted by my sister (worm761) and post a pic of a HUGE grasshopper for delswife to see! LOL!! Ok so I had to torture her back!! I need help!! I'm ADDICTED!!!

 

[Otto's Doll]

Another die hard fan here, anxiously waiting for the next chapter in the Delswife saga....

 

[poohbears5]

ok I am here but I really can stop any time I want to!

 

[michaeln]

Originally posted by poohbears5
ok I am here but I really can stop any time I want to!

I think we have found our first real case of denial (spelling). LOL

 

[aunt lissa]

It's so great to know that I am not alone in this time of need! To be comforted by others who know the "pain and anguish(sp?)" I am going thru!!!

 

[Mickey For President]

You are not alone....I had two different functions with the kids today. Before we left this morning I checked the computer-no report.. I had 30mins in between- I checked computer no report. I just got home and the first thing I did--check computer no report! This is not fair! I can't stand it any longer I haven't done any housework in days I am too busy checking for reports and laughing and crying right along with delswife. PLEASE delswife end our misery we can't wait any longer. We have given our souls to your reports PLEASE help us out!

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Hello, my name is Yzma (not really my name) and I'm a Delswife addict.

It's 10:45 and just got the kids to bed (sure you guys can watch another episode of The Amanda Show, no problem)......for fear of missing the next installment.

I just told Kronk (not really his name), "Sorry, not tonight, dear" and don't really have a headache......for fear of missing the next installment.

When will the madness end...........soon I hope...... (nudge, nudge, Delswife)

I think it's time for a

 

[pjpoohbear]

Been There, Done That, Have to go back, .


I can't help myself

Penny

P.s. no twelve steps for me thank you very much!!!

 

[mom2ee]

Hi I'm mom2ee and I have been sitting in front of my computer screen waiting for the next installment....must have next chapter...food for kids? just eat the ice cream? homework questions? who needs homework?

I need help too....

 

[crazyforgoofy]

I'm crazyforgoofy and I'm an addict. It's been nearly a whole 24 hours since I last read a post from delswife. I'm shaky and I'm seeing spiders on the wall. Have mercy, give me a fix please, I beg you.............

 

[michaeln]

Originally posted by pjpoohbear
P.s. no twelve steps for me thank you very much!!!

Hrmm... We will have to work on these.

Step 1: Admit you have a problem.
Step 2: Breathe real deep.

Step 3 anyone?

 

[dodobird]

Hello my name is Dodobird and I am addicted to these trip reports.

Every since the hubby ran across this forum I and email me a link to the first few reports I have been hooked. I mean hooked.

 

[mom2rb]

I just got back from taking the sitter home. The kids are asleep and I run to my computer. No new trip report. Hopefully in the morning there will be a one.

 

[yecats]

Hi, I'm yecats and an addict. I keep thinking that this trip may be a FTP and that she only has one or two more days of trip reports to type. I know that I am going to undergo trip report withdrawl soon. Additionally, I am leaving for my own trip soon as a solo. I will have no Lucifer (SIL), brother, husband or children to report on. At this point, I don't think I will be able to write a trip report as there will be no comparison. Well there goes the self esteem.

Love ya, mean it!

 

[Toodles524]

Hi, I'm toodles..........and normally I just toodle through life. But right now I'm just toodling back over to the computer everytime I can to check the trip report board! But, I'm not totally addicted. I've talked to my child a couple of times today. "Hold on honey, just let me check this thing one more time!" "Be quiet honey, mama's reading right now!" Nope, I'm not addicted! lol

luv ya, mean it!

 

[Memaw2Wm]

Uh oh ... it's 1:40 a.m. (EST) and here I am checking "one more time" for the next installment. Yep, I'm hooked!

 

[michaeln]

Meesa think delswife tooks di day off. Messa also thinksa shesa deserved di day off.