TREE TEST: Anyone who thinks they live in a mall & has their Holiday Tree Up Already

[betz]

FYS (for your sanity) a Christmas Tree Psychology Test:

http://www.frontloader.co.nz/xmas/step2.html

My First Try: ??????
Palm tree, snow, whatever... we are a little lost here, please be honest, did you concentrate 100% when you picked these choices, or do you really care? You need to test again!

I guessed I failed tree psych 101, so I went for a retest with new answers.

My Second Try: YOU'RE A BUZY BEE <<<insert bzzzzzzz >>>
We know, we know...you wanted to have a perfect, traditional Christmas this year; but you ran out of time. That's OK, we'll surprise you with a Buzy Bee to top your tree off. This reflects both sides of your current mental status: the traditional coupled with the modern pace of life.

THEME SONG: Hurry Up, by Blondie
PERFECT GIFT: Palm Pilot

 

[SuiteDisney]

WHAT A HANDY ANDY!
You may look like the "guy (or girl) next door"... but watch-out there's a wild-side to you...Rrrrr! To fulfill your Christmas dreams your amazzzzzzing surprise is a new 5-speed, 100gb, chainsaw, yeeha!

THEME SONG: Bat Out of Hell by Meatloaf
PERFECT GIFT: A First Aid course!

 

[Blondie]

THE GODDESS OF FAMILY THINGS
You are a big family person and appreciate all the fine family traditions of Christmas. Your Christmas will be perfect, if you'll just remember to seat those mother-in-laws separately around the table.

THEME SONG: Silent Night performed by a church choir.
PERFECT GIFT: Another photo album

 

[Saffron]

THE ADVENTUROUS BRAVEHEART
Okay, okay, you're a person with a short attention span and you're into extreme sports. To avoid Christmas boredom here is our surprise top decoration.....1, 2, 3...JUMP.. your personal bungy!

THEME SONG: Jump by Van Halen
PERFECT GIFT: A Full Cover Life Insurance Policy (from State Insurance... of course!)

 

[Leota]

THE ADVENTUROUS BRAVEHEART
Okay, okay, you're a person with a short attention span and you're into extreme sports. To avoid Christmas boredom here is our surprise top decoration.....1, 2, 3...JUMP.. your personal bungy!

 

[Saffron]

Second test:

THE AMERICAN DREAM
A green palm tree, children's beautiful crafts, stars and stripes on top...we caught you...you're subconciously trying to build that American Dream. Is there something in your past that you 're hiding??!

THEME SONG: Anything by Celine Dion accompanied by a children's choir and a harp
PERFECT GIFT: Whatever!... as long as it's big, made in the USA and featuring Arnie!

Who's Arnie? Ahhhhhhhhh-nald?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!
If so, this test is soooo me!

 

[abaldacci]

ARE YOU FEELING HOMESICK?
You must be from the Northern Hemisphere (or you've spent too many Christmas's there). A New Zealand Christmas on the beach with BBQ just doesn't do it for you. Mate, try to relax and get over your melancholic mood.

THEME SONG: I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas by Dean Martin
PERFECT GIFT: Some more Prozac

 

[Nikki_Nikki]

THE GHOST of CHRISTMAS PAST
You had a traditional upbringing, but at the moment your focus is on career... so no time for Christmas crafts with your sisters kids, instead short-cut decoration shopping at the Warehouse. That's OK, just remember to ease out and hopefully that candle will bring back some nice childhood memories.

THEME SONG: Memories by Barbara Streistand
PERFECT GIFT: Diary with a lock

 

[caitycaity]

THE SPONTANEOUS GREENIE HIPPIE
You're a true child of the 60's and Christmas will be one long revolutionary conversation for you, wherever you'll end up. On behalf of Mother Earth we would like to surprise you with a psychedelic PEACE SYMBOL.

THEME SONG: Imagine by John Lennon
PERFECT GIFT: Advanced yoga classes

 

[iluvorlando]

YOU'RE A STATISTICAL DREAM
According to our research you are an average Christmas tree person. It also shows that you have 2.4 children, a quarter acre with a mortgage and blue 4-wheel drive. Sound familiar? Well...you could always try again or send feedback to our researchers. Merry Christmas anyway!

THEME SONG: Anything from the Top 10
PERFECT GIFT: A Farmers gift voucher

 

[dizneenut]

THERE'S SOME INTERNAL CONFLICT!?
We can feel your pain. Your choices show that there is a contradiction in your heart. Don't fight it, let it go. Christmas is a time of forgiveness, it's time to put the past behind you.

THEME SONG: Let It Be by the Beatles
PERFECT GIFT: Calming Aromatherapy Set

 

[ead79]

YOU'RE A STATISTICAL DREAM
According to our research you are an average Christmas tree person. It also shows that you have 2.4 children, a quarter acre with a mortgage and blue 4-wheel drive. Sound familiar? Well...you could always try again or send feedback to our researchers. Merry Christmas anyway!

THEME SONG: Anything from the Top 10
PERFECT GIFT: A Farmers gift voucher

Gee, just what I always wanted to be.....average. LOL!