Totally Useless Thread

[Born 2 Fish]

In the words of my little brother as we crossed western Texas in 1970

"I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go nowwwwww, I went"

1970 !!! OMG BOB,,that was a LONG time ago !!
WAGONS HOO !!!!!

 

[DaveInTN]

In the words of my little brother as we crossed western Texas in 1970

"I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go nowwwwww, I went"

Don't mess on Texas.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Don't mess on Texas.

That was first choice for a motto, of the first squatters who settled the west .
No wait,,maybe it was Don't squat on Texas!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Just before Xmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus all got into the elevator at the Ritz Hotel in London. As the lift travelled from the 5th floor down to the ground level, one-by-one they noticed a $50 bill lying on the elevator floor.

Which one picked up the $50 bill, and handed it in at reception?

Santa of course, the other two don't actually exist!



yup, still a Totally Useless Thread .

 

[kampfirekim]

 

[SC DAD of 2]

 

[Magicbus]

Just before Xmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus all got into the elevator at the Ritz Hotel in London. As the lift travelled from the 5th floor down to the ground level, one-by-one they noticed a $50 bill lying on the elevator floor. Which one picked up the $50 bill, and handed it in at reception? Santa of course, the other two don't actually exist!

You're in trouble now Frank. I showed that joke to the lawyer I sleep with.
It doesn't apply to her anyway. She's one of the very generous ones.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

You're in trouble now Frank. I showed that joke to the lawyer I sleep with.
It doesn't apply to her anyway. She's one of the very generous ones.

Tell her "sorry" for me.

Hey, she's not blonde is she ? I gotta buncha really good blonde stories,

 

[Magicbus]

Tell her "sorry" for me.
Hey, she's not blonde is she ? I gotta buncha really good blonde stories,

You're getting deeper and deeper Frank. That's her on the lower right.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Man , I'm gonna hate spening all my time try'n to keep hid this vacation !

 

[2goofycampers]

Man , I'm gonna hate spening all my time try'n to keep hid this vacation !

More golf cart room for Bailey and I.

 

[ntsammy5]

five

 

[ntsammy5]

four

 

[ntsammy5]

three

 

[ntsammy5]

two

 

[ntsammy5]

12,000

 

[2goofycampers]

Congratulations, your prize is in the mail.

 

[SC DAD of 2]

You just can't wear it in public.

 

[Lil' Lisa]

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[Born 2 Fish]

Al is try'n to hang onto that 12000 as long as he can.