Top Ten Signs You're Too Into Star Wars...

Jeff in BigD

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Here's something I realized a couple days ago...

10. You've actually had a debate on whether Leia or Amidala is hotter. (true story)

9. When Lucas was talking about "the freaks" during the release of Episode I, you were offended.

8. You've wanted to smack someone that said "Hand Solo".

7. You're pissed that someone else online has already snagged "TK-421" as their nick name. (My poor buddy Joe doesn't even want to play Xbox live now).

6. You know how fast the Falcon made the Kessel Run...and it's model number...& the docking bay it was parked at in Mos Eisley.

5. You've kicked a Trekkies' butt for two reasons:
Liking an inferior product (much like those poor misguided Loony Toons fans) & also because they're probably an engineer & make more money in a year than you will in a decade.

4. When Ross on Friends mentioned the Leia fantasy, you felt like an 8 year old on Christmas morning.

3. Most of your MP3s are in a folder labeled "John Williams".

2. You've debated if a Star Destroyer could destroy the Enterprise. (It's more a matter of how fast it would).

1. You know what a "screaming wilhelm" is.
 
um...I exhibit 8 of those signs.

do you think therapy would be in order for me?










I MEANnnnnnnnn so that I am able to know all 10 signs? :p
 
My DH has a John Williams MP3 collection... LOL!


And he can't stand Trekkies either...


He remembers seeing the original..back at a drive in on a date in 1977!
 

I'm lacking critical information regarding

1. You know what a "screaming wilhelm" is.

and

7. You're pissed that someone else online has already snagged "TK-421" as their nick name. (My poor buddy Joe doesn't even want to play Xbox live now).



Please don't make fun of me. I feel quite a bit of shame right now....

Teach me what I NEED to know...
 
2. You've debated if a Star Destroyer could destroy the Enterprise. (It's more a matter of how fast it would).


YES!

I never really had the hots for Leia, but I like her taste in men. Han is a dream......:D
 
LOL! None of those apply to DH and I. Now excuse me while I go get DH's Jedi Training Academy sweatshirt out of the wash. :teeth:
 
LOL!

I have a good #11: When you call you infant son the 'little wookie' because you think the sounds he makes are similiar. :rolleyes:

DH would probably score pretty high on this list! :)

Speaking of which does anyone know about how much I could expect to pay for a Millenium Falcon on Ebay? I just started looking for one as a potential Christmas gift for DH but I don't want to pay a fortune.
 
Ok, can we add "which is cuter, Chewbacca or an Ewok"? :)
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Here is Screaming Wilhelm in all his glory:
Wilhelm.wav

TK-421 was the name of the storm trooper that was guarding the Falcon in the Death Star. The operator said "TK-421 why aren't you at your post? TK-421, do you copy?" He then goes to check out what's going on & opens the door...to a pissed off wookie & the other operators get blasted.

I would have thought that surely Eros would have added his opinion on the royal ladies. :teeth:


Oh, I thought of another one...
When someone says to you, "I love you", you have to fight not replying with "I know".
:teeth:
 


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