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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2001
- Messages
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10. Directions to the doctor's office include, "Take a
left when you enter the trailer park."
9. When you enter the office, you see a dispenser with
the sign "PLEASE TAKE A NUMBER."
8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
7. The only psychiatrist in the plan is nicknamed "Joe
the bartender."
6. The only item listed under Preventive Care feature
of coverage is, "An apple a day."
5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing pants you
gave to Goodwill last month.
4. "Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network
charges" is not a misprint.
3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
2. Your pills come in different colors with "M" on
them.
and the number one sign you've joined a cheap HMO....
1. Prescription for anti-depressant medication: A
coupon for a double espresso at Starbucks.
left when you enter the trailer park."
9. When you enter the office, you see a dispenser with
the sign "PLEASE TAKE A NUMBER."
8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
7. The only psychiatrist in the plan is nicknamed "Joe
the bartender."
6. The only item listed under Preventive Care feature
of coverage is, "An apple a day."
5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing pants you
gave to Goodwill last month.
4. "Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network
charges" is not a misprint.
3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
2. Your pills come in different colors with "M" on
them.
and the number one sign you've joined a cheap HMO....
1. Prescription for anti-depressant medication: A
coupon for a double espresso at Starbucks.
