Tom Swifties redux

[lucysdad]

Does anyone remember Tom Swifties? Let's hear some of your favorites if you do. I'll start:

"I dropped my toothpaste," Tom said, crestfallen.
"The doctor removed my left ventricle," Tom said half-heartedly.

Just a little pun-fun. More, please?

 

[DawnCt1]

I love these but I can't think of one. I also liked the old tv Batman stuff, Holy "whatever" Batman, but I can't think of one of those either.

 

[DawnCt1]

"You have the right to remain silent", said Tom arrestingly.

 

[Celluloidgal]

"It's a unit of electric current." said Tom amply.

"I'm losing my hair!" Tom bawled.

"I've only enough carpet for the hall and landing." said Tom with a blank stare.

 

[lucysdad]

Now we're talking. Come on everyone, you can make them up if you don't know any. I just made this one up:

"Is white bread good for you?" Tom wondered.

You can do it too. "It's not hard," Tom softly whispered.

 

[Celluloidgal]

"What a great discussion board!" Tom DIScovered

 

[lucysdad]

Celluloidgal, I now have a new favorite Tom Swiftie. That was very creative. Tom himself would be proud.

"You're very good at this," Tom aptly replied.