SuiteDisney
<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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There was this woman who was walking through the lobby of an office tower to go outside and smoke. She was carrying a butane lighter and it was leaking out on her sleeve, unknown to her. She was in a hurry to light up, and started to light her cigarette just before going outside because it was windy.
Suddenly, her sleeve caught fire, and she started to panic and was waving her arm wildly to put it out. The lobby security guard saw the emergency, ran over with a towel and quickly put the fire out before it actually caused damage to her arm, and the sleeve was only singed a bit.
The guard, noting that it is illegal to smoke in the building by city
ordnance, had the woman arrested.
The charge was possession of an illegal fire-arm.
Suddenly, her sleeve caught fire, and she started to panic and was waving her arm wildly to put it out. The lobby security guard saw the emergency, ran over with a towel and quickly put the fire out before it actually caused damage to her arm, and the sleeve was only singed a bit.
The guard, noting that it is illegal to smoke in the building by city
ordnance, had the woman arrested.
The charge was possession of an illegal fire-arm.
Cute!
