Time for a drink!!!

[SillyMe]

No drinks for me. I still have cotton mouth from last nights daiquiris.

 

[L107ANGEL]

No drinks for me. I still have cotton mouth from last nights daiquiris.

amateur

 

[NewJersey]

Helllllooo! Did you see I posted a pic of him earlier in the thread?

Yes, I've seen his face and hot body since I was 12. He is from my town and he was the reason I went to basketball games when I was in Jr High.

Yowsa!!! Hubba, hubba.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Yowsa!!! Hubba, hubba.

Easy Tim, Time to get some drinks out Baycakes!

 

[NewJersey]

Easy Tim, Time to get some drinks out Baycakes!

Whew, sorry...I jumped in the pool to cool off.

Now serving..MOJITOS!!!

 

[crzyred]

Now serving..MOJITOS!!!

yeah pass more than one this way. i got two hands for a reason!

 

[L107ANGEL]

You are a good man Tim

 

[NewJersey]

yeah pass more than one this way. i got two hands for a reason!

Pushy, pushy.

 

[Briarmom]

Whew, sorry...I jumped in the pool to cool off.

Now serving..MOJITOS!!!

Mmmm.
Is anyone interested in going to the swim-up bar tonight?

I promise not to pee in the water.

 

[crzyred]

The Beer Prayer

Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.

Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk)
At home as in the Tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.

And lead us not into incarceration,
but deliver us from hangovers.

For thine is the beer,
The Bitter and the Lager,
Forever and Ever,

Barmen

 

[NewJersey]

Mmmm.
Is anyone interested in going to the swim-up bar tonight?

I promise not to pee in the water.

Is skinny dipping allowed?

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Is skinny dipping allowed?

You want to see a bunch of naked women??

 

[NewJersey]

You want to see a bunch of naked women??

This brings me back to a graduation party last summer at my friends house. 7 of us in the hot tub...6 girls and me the only guy (their boyfriends were playing poker across the lawn) and they were all topless and me bottomless.

 

[Briarmom]

Is skinny dipping allowed?

If you're so moved.

 

[NewJersey]

If you're so moved.

Okay then I won't be cutting up any limes for the corona..all sharp objects will be kept far away from the Timster.

 

[Briarmom]

Okay then I won't be cutting up any limes for the corona..all sharp objects will be kept far away from the Timster.

Were your swimming trunks going to offer a layer of protection against knives? What are they made out of, steel?

 

[SwedishMeatball]

This brings me back to a graduation party last summer at my friends house. 7 of us in the hot tub...6 girls and me the only guy (their boyfriends were playing poker across the lawn) and they were all topless and me bottomless.

Well you little devil.

 

[NewJersey]

Were your swimming trunks going to offer a layer of protection against knives? What are they made out of, steel?

Hmmm, good point. Maybe I should wear a cup with my bathing suit in the future? ....well actually...only when I'll be bartending poolside. Can you imagine going to the beach with one of those things? Talk about irritation!

 

[NewJersey]

Well you little devil.

where's steve when you need him?

 

[SwedishMeatball]

where's steve when you need him?

He won't be here until the witching hour.