Tim Tebow

[cruiserkaren]

 

[bunkkinsmom]

Tim Tebow only wins because Chuck Norris allows him to

 

[metalis4ever]

Boston Sport Radio - 98.5 the Sports Hub did a hilarious bit yesterday where they had people record their children hating on Tebow..the theory was that the only thing more innocent than Tebow are Children so you couldn't disagree with what the kids were saying because it would mean you hate children

 

[CowboyCO]

Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity Tom, said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house ...just around the ...corner. It was a huge 3-story mansion with Orange and Blue sidewalks and drive ways, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Broncos logo flag waving, a swimming pool in shape of a horse, a Broncos logo in every window, and a Tim Tebow jersey on the front door.
Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 3 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said "So what's your point Tom?"

"Well, why does Tim Tebow get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said "Tom, that's not Tim's house, it's mine."

 

[CowboyCO]

Ran across this today...

Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity Tom, said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house ...just around the ...corner. It was a huge 3-story mansion with Orange and Blue sidewalks and drive ways, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Broncos logo flag waving, a swimming pool in shape of a horse, a Broncos logo in every window, and a Tim Tebow jersey on the front door.
Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 3 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said "So what's your point Tom?"
"Well, why does Tim Tebow get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Tom, that's not Tim's house, it's mine."

 

[Cogswel_Cogs]

Tim Tebow's name creates double posts

 

[Zippa D Doodah]

Yeah but what would happen if the other side had Chuck Norris?

Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch?
Even Chuck knows it's always TEBOW TIME!

 

[FlightlessDuck]

Tom Brady, after living a full life, died...

I've seen that same joke where Tebow was replaced with Bono. I forget who Brady was.

 

[daisax]

Tebow was asked in an interview about his outward love for Jesus Christ and he responded with this answer:

"If you're married and you have a wife and you really love your wife, is it good enough to only say to your wife 'I love her' the day you get married? Or should you tell her every single day when you wake up and every opportunity? That's how I feel about my relationship with Jesus Christ."

He further explained that he is going to give Jesus all the glory every chance he gets because of what Jesus did on the cross and because Jesus deserves it. Tebow isn't going on TV saying "YOU should love Jesus", hes saying "I love Jesus."

Or, possibly, "YOU don't love Jesus as much as I love Jesus, SEE?!!!!"

To some of us, ostentatious displays of religious fervor in secular gatherings is a form of Pride.

 

[dngnb8]

Or, possibly, "YOU don't love Jesus as much as I love Jesus, SEE?!!!!"

To some of us, ostentatious displays of religious fervor in secular gatherings is a form of Pride.

Or people who think his ostentatious displays of religious fervor in secular gatherings are a form of Pride, are being judgmental and should worry about their own professions of faith, and not judge others professions of faith.

 

[metalis4ever]

"Tebowing" is so last week....it's all about "GRONKING" this week!!!

http://boston.cbslocal.com/photo-galleries/2011/12/14/gronking-photos-from-patriots-fans/

I'm on the front page of this "GRONKING" Alf

GO PATS!!!!

 

[Cogswel_Cogs]

I'm sorry but I thought the pats were last decade.

 

[metalis4ever]

I'm sorry but I thought the pats were last decade.

LOL and what a Dynastic Decade it was

 

[PeterPan09]

Chuck Norris wears Tim Tebow underwear.....

 

[dngnb8]

LOL and what a Dynastic Decade it was

It was reminiscent of the Steelers in the 70's, but without defense.

 

[Wadecool]

Ran across this today...

Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity Tom, said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house ...just around the ...corner. It was a huge 3-story mansion with Orange and Blue sidewalks and drive ways, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Broncos logo flag waving, a swimming pool in shape of a horse, a Broncos logo in every window, and a Tim Tebow jersey on the front door.
Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 3 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said "So what's your point Tom?"
"Well, why does Tim Tebow get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Tom, that's not Tim's house, it's mine."

Best. Joke. Ever.

 

[dngnb8]

BTW, Tebowing has now been recognized as a real word in the English Language

‘Tebowing’ is now an official word in one dictionary

By Matt Wiley / The Gazette

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. — If you looked up "Tebowing" in the dictionary, it would say, "the act of taking a knee in prayer during an athletic contest."

No, really.

"Tebowing" is now recognized by the Global Language Monitor, which tracks trends in language.

A news release from the Global Language Monitor’s website says that the acceptance and use of the word "has seldom been equaled."<snip>

 

[Cogswel_Cogs]

LOL and what a Dynastic Decade it was

Truely it was
as a New Yorker
It hurt

 

[FireDancer]

I wonder how many people are lining up waiting for the Patriots to win this weekend and then using the Broncos loss as the reason that Tebow is overrated. The reality is that the Patriots are the better team and should win so that would prove nothing.

 

[metalis4ever]

I wonder how many people are lining up waiting for the Patriots to win this weekend and then using the Broncos loss as the reason that Tebow is overrated. The reality is that the Patriots are the better team and should win so that would prove nothing.

Using that criteria Tebow hasn't really proven anything because he has only beaten 1 team (Bears) that are better than the Broncos (I excluded the Jets because the Broncos Defense won that game, not the Offense).

If Tebow can't beat The Pats that proves he isn't ready to beat legitimate Playoff teams. Not to mention the Patriots have one of the worst Pass Defenses in the NFL, they are ranked 31st in avg yards passing against and 13th is rushing yards against. I expect Tebow to have a good game as a QB against The Pats, they have practice squad guys in their secondary. The Broncos will lose because Brady, Welker and Gronkowski will dominate on the Offensive side of the ball and Tebow won't be able to put enough points on the board.