Heres my latest

Yesterday I get a call from one of the realtors upstairs to tell me I have a flat!!! Not happy but I knew DH would be at DD's meet so I call triple A.
Get a call, and co-worker said "some womans on the phone for you", thats the kind of cryptic messages I get from her after 2 years
I get on the phone and say "yes ma'am how can I help you?"
I hear "I am in your parking lot and need to see your
AAA card and for you to sign off that the donut was installed". Ok, I'll be right out!
Yelled to other co-worker "how cool is this? A woman put my donut on!"
Walk out and theres a big burly guy, no-one else, I try to not make eye contact.
I go to walk back in and here, "Ma'am, can you please show me the card and sign this please" in a much more feminine voice then I even have.
It was him