Thursday Riddle

[firstmickey]

Am I ever going to live that down

do you plan to share so I know if I've been insulted or not?

 

[L107ANGEL]

What did you do now? You are not back on the naughty mat are ya?

I drink 2 diet cokes in the morning and then strictly water untill night. (I don't drink coffee) One morning I ran downstairs and decided to live on the wildside and grab a 3rd d coke.
I start to drive down the highway and open the can and take a drink.
It wasn't a coke, it was a beer

 

[firstmickey]

I drink 2 diet cokes in the morning and then strictly water untill night. (I don't drink coffee) One morning I ran downstairs and decided to live on the wildside and grab a 3rd d coke.
I start to drive down the highway and open the can and take a drink.
It wasn't a coke, it was a beer

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I drink 2 diet cokes in the morning and then strictly water untill night. (I don't drink coffee) One morning I ran downstairs and decided to live on the wildside and grab a 3rd d coke.
I start to drive down the highway and open the can and take a drink.
It wasn't a coke, it was a beer

Sadly this is how most of her stories go...
'I was making spagetti. I had worked on the sauce for hours, and was reaching for a box of noodles. It wasn't a box of pasta, it was a beer'

 

[L107ANGEL]

Sadly this is how most of her stories go...
'I was making spagetti. I had worked on the sauce for hours, and was reaching for a box of noodles. It wasn't a box of pasta, it was a beer'

You know I don't cook

 

[helenabear]

mickeyfan2

 

[snowwite]

I drink 2 diet cokes in the morning and then strictly water untill night. (I don't drink coffee) One morning I ran downstairs and decided to live on the wildside and grab a 3rd d coke.
I start to drive down the highway and open the can and take a drink.
It wasn't a coke, it was a beer

Oh No! I beleive you but I can see explaining that to the police. But officer, I thought it was a coke. That is too funny. Hey, that wasnt the day you ended up on your back at the gas station was it? It could explain a lot about the troubles you had with the rent a car

 

[snowwite]

Sadly this is how most of her stories go...
'I was making spagetti. I had worked on the sauce for hours, and was reaching for a box of noodles. It wasn't a box of pasta, it was a beer'

Just snorted coffee! Thanks for the laugh

 

[L107ANGEL]

Oh No! I beleive you but I can see explaining that to the police. But officer, I thought it was a coke. That is too funny. Hey, that wasnt the day you ended up on your back at the gas station was it? It could explain a lot about the troubles you had with the rent a car

No, not the same day and I ended up gettting a lecture from my boss

 

[snowwite]

No, not the same day and I ended up gettting a lecture from my boss

You told your boss!?
I have a kinds funny boss story. I was driving to work one day and I see this person snoozing at the green light so I pull up and honk. Then proceed to drive to work and to my horror the car goes into the same lot and building as me. Then I notice my boss got a new car and I was just hoinking at him. I had borrowed DH car and he never mentioned it so maybe he never noticed.
Gotta run to work-see ya later

 

[brightspark]

Morning all... pm sent and I believe I am IN!!

I was driving to work one day (going to a school to talk to the kids) and had a very important prop for my talk in the car with me. THis prop just happend to be a large garbage can (is that what you call them? I would say 'dustbin') with an equally large smiley face stuck onto it, and it was sitting in the passenger seat of my car with the seatbelt round it.

Anyway my car breaks down in the middle of the road as i try to turn right (same as you guy in the US turning left... I was right in the middle of the road). So someone comes along and tries to push the car onto the grass at the side of the road... but fails to put the whole car onoto the side...

After I have sat there a while (this is before cell phones) some police drive by, and being nice and kind they stop to help... a very strange girl in a car which is half on / half off the road with a garbage can smiling at them from the front passenger seat...

 

[ProudMomTo3Boys]

Good morning riddlers. PM sent I am in!!

 

[helenabear]

Sparky

ProudMom

 

[helenabear]

the Fidge

Spike

 

[Chapter 11]

Morning equestrians! PM sent and I'm in.

 

[brightspark]

Equestrians????

 

[crcormier]

Morning everyone, I am IN!

 

[hiwaygal]

Mornin' Everyone!!!

PM sent and I'm IN!

I see Duck is on a roll again today.

 

[tmasingo]

Morning riddlers, I'm IN.

Have a good day

 

[helenabear]

hiwaygal

Craig

Tara