Throwing a pity party

[minkydog]

Okay, I've been fighting it for a few weeks, but today's the day--i'm throwing a pity party! I'm sick of my life and I want to leave home. I don't want anyone to follow me. I'm not bringing any Cheerios, diapers, wet wipes or dog food. Just a bottle of Tylenol and the remote control. And left over birthday cake with the icing flowers bitten off.

If you want to come to the pity party, tell me what you're bringing and I add it to the list.

Cathy--sick of back injuries, knee injuries, chronic foot pain, teenagers, disabilities, mothers, brothers and stinky dogs

 

[Pop Daddy]

I'll come, anit bringing nothing, Im naked

 

[minkydog]

Unfortunately, I am not interested in naked these days

 

[SillyMe]

I'll bring the strawberry daiquiris.

I'm tired of cleaning up the clothes that are thrown on the floor next to the hamper, tired of putting the garbage into the can that's left on the counter right above the can, being the only one to go over homework papers, check the bookbag, make the lunches, cook dinner, do the dishes.

I say we head to a spa where they can make us look like MILFs and get drunk until we feel like MILFs.

 

[CrazedDisFan]

I am sick of bills, medical appointments, family weirdness and my job.

I'll bring junk food and green apple martini supplies.

 

[RadioNate]

I'm coming!!!! and I'm bring raw cookie dough...maybe if I get salmonella people will leave me alone.

I just want to stop getting asked to wait on everyone hand and foot.

 

[minkydog]

Yeah, we can get a mud bath and one of the shower thing-y's. have them slather us with honey or something equally sticky(chocolate!) Then they can wrap us so tight we could actually fit into our bikinis (as if~)And all the guys would whistle and cheer

 

[Snowysmom]

I am sick and tired of bills, grumps, laundry, a scritchy dog, and teenage hormones raging. Ready to party! I'll bring lots of chocolate!

 

[meandtheguys2]

I think that we need chocolate! And Tangeray!

I am worn from sick parent's, fighting Board members (real Boards, not MBs!), and my crazy aunt who is talking to animals...who talk back!

And dealing with small minded people.

 

[Tracey1974]

Since I have to go back to work in 20 days after maternity leave, count me in. If they can't find me, surely I won't have to go back to work.....

I'll bring Dole Whips!

 

[Tracey1974]

The ice cream, not the weapon!

 

[minkydog]

The ice cream, not the weapon!

Yeah,uh...it's not that kind of party

 

[SunFloridaDisney]

I'm getting tired of doctors, and kids meltdowns over math homework!!

I'll bring chocolate, some sunshine, and vodka.

 

[kadaten]

I'm tired of unpacking, kitty throwup, 3-year-old temper tantrums, cleaning, 4-year-old sassiness, bills, bills, and more bills, insurance, medical appointments, constant errands, and depression.

I'm bringing the rum balls, the peanut butter cup ice cream, and a chocolate bundt cake....with an unlimited suppy of chocolate martinis!

Can somebody send me some directions, please? I'll be right over!