I'm like a bad penny. I always turn up.
You think you're joking, but I have proof... uh... dang it. I left my laptop at home. That's where I have my Photoshop loaded.
No one caught that reference, huh?
Agreed.
Only 2 hours? This is not my experience.
Well, you need to try it at 2 in the morning.
How inconvenient. I would convince them otherwise via a very convincing, sternly worded letter.
Good idea! That works every time.
I've taken both of those.
Which one do you like better?
I do the same with WestJet. The gap is gone, but... I get points and free bags (and much, much better service.)
I can get 2 free bags on United since I have their credit card. I'm making use of that perk this summer. Not that United has a wonderful reputation or anything. But not many airlines do anymore.
That's what Dad's do. I'll have more on that later in my soon to be started TR.
It does seem to be our lot in life, for sure.
Leverage is a good thing.

His flights were at sane times of day, though.
Oh? Never been there. Always O'Hare.
I think that was one of Southwest's tricks to keeping fares low. They would fly to smaller airports in metropolitan areas to reduce fees.
Hmmm... wonder if it's ever been on top of somebody's house?
Um... actually... sounds like fun!
It's more like when you're riding in someone else's car and they unexpectedly hit the brakes hard.
I never said that before but will in the future.
I see what you did there.
Gotta keep mixing it up to keep the natives from getting restless.
We were beyond going for the sugar rush and needed some protein.
Hunger. The ultimate ingredient in fine cuisine.
Well said.
Not to self. Decline any invitations to eat at the Oblivious household.
Well, ok. Suit yourself.

I miss that comic.
Don't step on any butterflies.
Actually... I flew west, into the past and... when I got back, my grandfather was dead. (Presume you've heard of the Grandfather paradox?)
He was dead before I left... but, still.
My favorite line about the grandfather paradox came from Stephen King's novel 11/22/63, when the main character was protesting to his buddy about going back in time to change the past.
Main character: But what if I go back and then kill my own grandfather?
Buddy: (long pause) Why the f--- would you do that?
How does that even happen??? Left it on the tarmac?
No idea. We never did get a straight answer.
Still... Where's my... my car seat???
Yeah...
The choice of rental companies everywhere.
Pretty much.
The nice thing is, if you have it for more than a month or so... invariably something bad does happen. They're very reliable that way.
It is an amazing track record!
Nah. Too pedestrian.
Meaning lots of walking, of course.
Of course. Just what we needed!
Hmmm... is it the manhole cover on the street in front of that gate?
Spend a lot of time in sewers, do ya?
Huh. Obviously making enough money to not need tours yet...
I think they've done ok for themselves.
Tell her to wait. With talent like hers, it's a sure thing.
I mean...that would be so cool, wouldn't it?
You must've been
starving!!!!

Also, they gave us fries that were fresh and hot.
Always wanted to visit. Perhaps some day.
This was my first time! Took me 44 years to get there.
I see it. Looks plenty steep to me!
Driving there was definitely an adventure.
Carefully.
With frequent clutch replacements.
I believe it. I'd be panicking every time I had to stop on an uphill slope.
Yay! You got to the parking lot early!
It was more just switching up the order we were seeing the sights.
Beautiful, Clark.
I mean, it beats any chain link fence in Delaware.
Nice family photo. Too bad those annoying statues were in the way.
Yeah! Somebody should do something about that.
Knew that, but... had no idea it was like that!
Any chance you can cut a corner, you take it. It's the American way.
Knew of it... haven't seen one in real life, yet.
I thought they had one (or a replica) in One Man's Dream.

So you're almost exactly like Walt!
Yes! Except for the talent and game-changing revolutionary ideas.
Nah. It just covers the missing part of the bridge.
That was considerate. You'd hate to spoil the visit that way.
I can't wait to see what marvels you two come up with!
You can practically see our brain cells overheating.
You're kidding! I was
just telling a co-worker about Lefty's in DTD.
They have left handed mugs similar to this:

Cute.
That's... pretty incredible.
Dang it! Fences, trees... and now people!
The nerve! Down in front!
I'd love to see it (both actually... haven't seen the Grand Canyon yet either) some day.
Hopefully you will see both. And find them as impressive in person as I did.
Yes of course. Very obvious. Simple really. Surprised you don't know.
Blue spiky flowers? Are we all good with that name?
What? This is a side of you that you've never revealed before!
I'm just full of surprises!

If it ain't good... it's empty.
Precisely.
I'm on your side here.
Remember that. It does happen.
I had to quote that above to preserve it for posterity.
Oh, man! Noooooo!!!!
Dude! BBQ!!!
I know...it was painful.
But the line was moving way too slowly. I do think a restaurant should be making every effort to serve its customers in a reasonable time.
Yeah, okay. I can see that. Long day.
Very long!
Oh... no...
Unfortunately, I've eaten at one once. I don't have to imagine it. It's indelibly imprinted on my psyche.
It's not great. But I think there are worse options out there. It's hard to screw up pancakes.
Yay.
Well, that's good at least. I don't suppose they said what happened?
No, we never really found out. They lost it, and then found it again. Don't know where it went during the day.
You're welcome.
I only steal from the best! It was a good idea.
