*this* is the daily man bashing thread!

[snapppyd]

Have at it ladies!

 

[mommasita]

I think that I would exceed the limitations here on total of pages

 

[snapppyd]

I think that I would exceed the limitations here on total of pages

You must have a top ten?

eta: list, not pages!

 

[mommasita]

Ok...

My DH works at 4am, but decided to go an hour later. His alarm beeped on sleep every 9 minutes or so for over an HOUR

That is all I have right now, since he is not back, but by tonight I should have ten pages

 

[snapppyd]

Mine refuses to blow his nose when he is sick. The snoring just about drove me to murder him Sunday night!

 

[Wishing on a star]

Hey, I can sum it all up in ONE word....

M E N...

 

[IdesOmarch]

OK here I am, I'm a man, (excuse me I need to oink) you can bash me. When I come home from a day at the track, spending my wife's money (I'm an unemployed alcoholic, gambling addict) I'll immediately ask where my dinner is, and complain about it. (It doesn't matter how actually good or bad it is, its my duty to complain.) I'll then after dinner, burp and make other rude obnoxious noises, go to the couch to watch the NFL network, or ESPN. I'll immediately ask where my beer is, not ask, but demand. I'll put my feet up on the coffee table breaking something, then complain about why the house isn't clean.

 

[diznygirl]

OK here I am, I'm a man, (excuse me I need to oink) you can bash me. When I come home from a day at the track, spending my wife's money (I'm an unemployed alcoholic, gambling addict) I'll immediately ask where my dinner is, and complain about it. (It doesn't matter how actually good or bad it is, its my duty to complain.) I'll then after dinner, burp and make other rude obnoxious noises, go to the couch to watch the NFL network, or ESPN. I'll immediately ask where my beer is, not ask, but demand. I'll put my feet up on the coffee table breaking something, then complain about why the house isn't clean.

What's to complain about? You sound like one of the good ones!

 

[BKMETV]

Ok...

My DH works at 4am, but decided to go an hour later. His alarm beeped on sleep every 9 minutes or so for over an HOUR

That is all I have right now, since he is not back, but by tonight I should have ten pages

yup...Mine works 12 hour shift days or nights 8 - 8...never fails he'll be working night and at 5:30 a.m his alarm will go off to wake him up for days!!

 

[snapppyd]

OK here I am, I'm a man, (excuse me I need to oink) you can bash me. When I come home from a day at the track, spending my wife's money (I'm an unemployed alcoholic, gambling addict) I'll immediately ask where my dinner is, and complain about it. (It doesn't matter how actually good or bad it is, its my duty to complain.) I'll then after dinner, burp and make other rude obnoxious noises, go to the couch to watch the NFL network, or ESPN. I'll immediately ask where my beer is, not ask, but demand. I'll put my feet up on the coffee table breaking something, then complain about why the house isn't clean.

Are we twins??

 

[mommasita]

OK here I am, I'm a man, (excuse me I need to oink) you can bash me. When I come home from a day at the track, spending my wife's money (I'm an unemployed alcoholic, gambling addict) I'll immediately ask where my dinner is, and complain about it. (It doesn't matter how actually good or bad it is, its my duty to complain.) I'll then after dinner, burp and make other rude obnoxious noises, go to the couch to watch the NFL network, or ESPN. I'll immediately ask where my beer is, not ask, but demand. I'll put my feet up on the coffee table breaking something, then complain about why the house isn't clean.

Better than a freaking alarm beeping at 3am ...I'll take ya. Burps and all

 

[mommasita]

yup...Mine works 12 hour shift days or nights 8 - 8...never fails he'll be working night and at 5:30 a.m his alarm will go off to wake him up for days!!

Oh yes! I hear you sister.

Must say I love my DH, and surely he could complain at me too. All in good fun

 

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

I's suddenly glad my wife doesn't have a membership here.

 

[snapppyd]

I's suddenly glad my wife doesn't have a membership here.

It's all in good fun!

 

[mommasita]

It's all in good fun!

I think so.

We all have our quirks.

 

[Handbag Lady]

I just can't take the snoring any longer. He won't get help, won't do anything about it and says he knows he does it.

Why? Can anyone just please tell me why he won't even try to do anything about it? Buy those snore strips, get that biting thing, go see a doctor. Isn't sleep apnea a huge issue?

 

[IdesOmarch]

I just can't take the snoring any longer. He won't get help, won't do anything about it and says he knows he does it.

Why? Can anyone just please tell me why he won't even try to do anything about it? Buy those snore strips, get that biting thing, go see a doctor. Isn't sleep apnea a huge issue?

If you start sleeping on the coach he may get motivated to get help.

 

[jen0610]

Let's see:

Honey if I am dead asleep and you hear the dog whinning to go out - she is old and having issues holding it all night - you are free to go put her out yourself, instead of waking me up to go do it.

Just because you have to get up at 5:50 in the morning doesn't mean I have to. When I was getting up before you, I didn't turn on every light in the bedroom and bathroom to get ready, you don't need to either.

 

[MusiqChic99]

I have no complaints about mine and haven't for a while.

I'm due for something!

 

[Handbag Lady]

If you start sleeping on the coach he may get motivated to get help.

I already do, and I make him sleep on the couch as well, more often than you know. He's THAT loud.


I'm surprised the neighbors haven't filed a noise complaint with the city.