WonkaKid
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I always seem to overhear crazy things as DL. I sometimes like to share the better ones. One thing I heard today, though, was kind of sad. A mother -- perhaps early 30s -- was mad at her child (10 or 11) for something. In one scolding sentence, she dropped three F-bombs. Made me feel sad. That's no way to speak to a child.
On a lighter note, here are some of the more humorous things I heard.
Girl1: Where do you get cheap gas?
Girl2: My car’s electric. I don’t buy gas.
Girl1: Oh. Then where do you get cheap electricity?
Dude1: Why don't you get me a job where you work?
Dude2: I can look into it. But you'd have to show up on time.
A pause. Then:
Dude1: Yeah. I knew there'd be a catch.
Girl1: I haven’t worked in almost two years.
Girl2: Isn’t that hard?
Girl1: It’s a lot easier than it sounds.
Girl1: You still get an allowance?
Girl2: Yeah, but I only do it to make my parents happy.
Girl1: That’s very thoughtful of you.
On a lighter note, here are some of the more humorous things I heard.
Girl1: Where do you get cheap gas?
Girl2: My car’s electric. I don’t buy gas.
Girl1: Oh. Then where do you get cheap electricity?
Dude1: Why don't you get me a job where you work?
Dude2: I can look into it. But you'd have to show up on time.
A pause. Then:
Dude1: Yeah. I knew there'd be a catch.
Girl1: I haven’t worked in almost two years.
Girl2: Isn’t that hard?
Girl1: It’s a lot easier than it sounds.
Girl1: You still get an allowance?
Girl2: Yeah, but I only do it to make my parents happy.
Girl1: That’s very thoughtful of you.