Things Disney Addicts Never Say

[Silvermist20]

Fantasmic is so boring.

 

[TianaPrincess]

That Monorail thing is the stupidest sort of transportation ever.

 

[mickyminnie890]

Space Mountain sucks & it's for little kids.

 

[Silvermist20]

The mouse doesn't even look like a mouse. He's so ugly.

 

[TianaPrincess]

That take off on the Rock n Roller Coaster is for wussies. It is a slow start.

 

[mickyminnie890]

The peoplemover is the most stupid ride in Disney.

 

[TianaPrincess]

Eating a Turkey Leg while walking around an Amusement Park is disgusting.

 

[Lisaloo]

I rode that years ago, don't need to do it again.

 

[TianaPrincess]

I'd much rather stay at a Holiday Inn then some stupid Disney Resort on Property.

 

[Silvermist20]

They should really put some Disney characters on that Splash Mountain ride.

 

[TianaPrincess]

Goofy is definitely the ugliest dog in the world.

 

[mickyminnie890]

Stitch is the most stupid, ugly, and annoying character ever!

 

[TianaPrincess]

Ariel is just a smelly fish that should stay in the ocean.

 

[mickyminnie890]

Test track isn't even that fast...and it sucks.

 

[TianaPrincess]

They should really just take a wrecking ball to that hideous castle.

 

[mickyminnie890]

The parade at MK is soo boring. I don't know why they do that.

 

[TianaPrincess]

Those Mickey Head Ice Cream Bars taste so horrible.

 

[mickyminnie890]

Why do they sell those stupid bubble machines for kids. It's annoying.

 

[TianaPrincess]

Mickey & Minnie Ears are the stupidest hats in the world and they are ugly.

 

[Riff Off Gal]

Why does everyone call this place so magical? I wish it would do some magic on itself and just disappear.