The Ya Ya Express to the Wild West

[Kama89]

Thanks for the coffee Marilyn, I need it in order to shake the Vicodin fog I'm in now. Dangerous to Dis and do drugs ya know? I learned that the hard way.

Uh... if you're going to come back as a frog, I'm coming back as a... a.... hmm.... what eats frogs? Ooooh! I know... I'm coming back as your TANK and I'll squash you alllll over the road when you try to cross over to the pond on the other side...then Pam will come along and scrap up what's left of you, and toss ya in the stew pot with the opossum. Mwahahahaha

"Told you that dorkboy was good for nuttin)

Oh reeeeeally?!?!

 

[Poohshoney]

I've got charms! Nancy and Jennifer collaborated for me!!! I don't wear bracelets so I've got the cutest key ring with 4 charms, a MIckey glove, Kniting Fool (so true...), Ya-Ya Sister and I Love to read with a little book on it. They know me so well!!! I've got it next to my computer so I can see it all the time. And Nancy sent me some cute socks and a Mickey Washington pin. I'm going to buy a lanyard to display it - no way would I ever part with it! Thankyou so much Nancy and Jennifer, I can't say thankyou enough!

Beth, I missed you too!!!!! It's nice to be back!

Ihope you're getting better, Michele and Kim. All fingers firmly crossed.

Have a good day everyone, take good care of yourselves!

 

[Dream]

Originally posted by newmousecateer
Good question....when we feel like that, why DOES it feel good to cry? Marilyn shakes her head.....if I don't get reincarnated as a man, then I'll just get reincarnated as a toad instead of a woman....think of the fun I can have scaring the crap out of Kimmie.

***LOL!!! Ya Ya froggies sittin on a lilly pad eatin flies alllll day long!!! Hmmm...wonder what frog smoothies taste like? Yeah...reincarnated as a toad...its soundin good!!! LOL!***

His all time classic was opening a drawer and saying "come here, what do you see?". I said "nothing". He said "my point exactly!".

***OMG!!! Don't you LOVE those questions??? I tend to follow those types of remarks with (later in the day) leading them over to empty pans on the stove and asking him what he sees!!!!***


Jennifer, we got about 7 inches. The main roads were pretty good this morning. I am boxing mine up on dry ice and shipping half to Kim and half to Jodie.

It is gonna be 70 degrees here today!!! Sure to melt all snow you meanies send my way. The sun is shining and there is a loooong walk in my immediate future!

Thanks for the hugs ya'll!! I need em today and there's nothin like a Ya Ya hug to make life better!!!

 

[Dream]

Kim!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! The writing is on the wall for you too!!!!

I'm polishing the Harleys today....I feel a loooong adventure coming up when you feel better!!!! Ya can't ignore the call of the open road...the need for wind in your hair and the feel of leather on your...um...well.........

 

[bfeller]

OK, this is for Jennifer

Teenagers are wonderful. My life is easier. It is a JOY to have teenagers.

I will say anything for a Ya Ya.

Kim you forgot that you were responsible for Cam not having that baggie. You were responsible for the Pink Slip! Which brings me to a pet peave. I remember when Allison was in 5th grade and I forgot to sign a paper. I was busy when she showed it to me and told her to put it on the kitchen table. I forgot and she got a detention for not having it at school on the next day. She was so upset when she got home about the detention, not to mention how mad she was at me for causing the morning detention, that there was a royal fit being thrown. I called the teacher to explain that she had shown the paper to me, but I forgot and could the detention be lifted. The teacher said no. Long story short, I served the detention and then made a trip to the principal. Don't know which made the teacher more embarrassed. I realize how important it is for some papers to be signed but if the parent calls and explains the situation, don't treat me like a child. END OF RANT!!!! Of course the teacher is the one who came out smelling bad in this situation.

 

[Meriweather]

Originally posted by jldriscoll
Betty.....you are not being very encouraging! You're suppose to tell us how wonderful teens are....how much easier your life is! What a JOY it is.........
....more laundry?? ....sigh.......

LOL.........yeah..that's right Jennifer, teens are clean and tidy and do all the work around the house.
and female teens have NO mood swings either and don't throw tantrums!! Teen years are perfect!

(sarcastic tone off)

{{{{hugs}}}} to all that need it.
Kim.......I hope you get better and better....faster and faster.
Amanda...have a good trip...don't let your sister bring it down.
And good luck at work.

Marilyn....".I need whites". He knows what whites are? That's pretty good!

Hi Carol.....glad we could brighten your day

 

[newmousecateer]

Uh... if you're going to come back as a frog, I'm coming back as a... a.... hmm.... what eats frogs? Ooooh! I know... I'm coming back as your TANK and I'll squash you alllll over the road when you try to cross over to the pond on the other side...then Pam will come along and scrap up what's left of you, and toss ya in the stew pot with the opossum. Mwahahahaha

Frog smoothies! Aggghhhh!

Hi Carol! Carol has charms (well, we always knew that, didn't we? ) They sound so cute.

 

[jldriscoll]

Thank you Betty!!! Keep lying to me!!!

It's so nice to see Carol here again!!!

"whites"? I'm muuuuch to young to know what "that" means!

 

[Lars624]

Hi Everyone!!
I haven't been here in forever!!! I hope everyone is doing well!
It's been such a crazy week around here! We got a snow day today & the kiddies are thrilled!!
Last week I think I told you guys about my new niece from Korea...her is a picture of her being held by my DD Megan........

she's been such a good baby! She sleeps from 7pm until 5am every night & she LOVES to cuddle as you can see in the pic

 

[bfeller]

Lars, both girls are absolutely adorable!

 

[debster812]

They are gorgeous Laura, absolutley GORGEOUS!

 

[Lars624]

Megan is almost 14 and she just really enjoys babies and littler kids. It's impossible to pry Maria out of her arms

 

[Lars624]

Originally posted by Meriweather
LOL.........yeah..that's right Jennifer, teens are clean and tidy and do all the work around the house.
and female teens have NO mood swings either and don't throw tantrums!! Teen years are perfect!

ROTFLOL!!!!! That is the funniest thing I've seen in a looooong time!!!!

 

[Poohshoney]

Laura she's beautiful!!!

 

[Lars624]

Hi Carol!!
I'm still waiting for any news of possible Germany trips for DH! It could still happen & I really hope it does!

 

[newmousecateer]

Marilyn....".I need whites". He knows what whites are? That's pretty good!

Oh yeah, he knows what "whites" are.

I'm muuuuch to young to know what "that" means!

Jodieeeeeeeeeeeeee! I need the duct tape again!!!

Laura, such two precious girls.

I'm muuuuch to young to know what "that" means!

OMG Betty! I love your detention story! That is priceless.

 

[Poohshoney]

Laura, I really really hope it's soon! Did Jennifer tell you how much I'm looking forward to it? Will Megan be coming too? She looks so nice. Please let me know when our mini ya ya meet's going to be.

Hi Roomie, how you doing?

 

[jldriscoll]

Heheheee....you wouldn't duct tape a cute little number like me would you Marilyn? ***jennifer bats her innocent eyelashes***

Laura...they are both beautiful!!! what a sweet baby and Megan is gorgous!!!

I'm so jealous you might get to meet Carol!!! Hey, thik Dh would notice if I took your place? or maybe hid in your suitcase?

 

[Lars624]

hmmm....how would I approach that one..........
"Honey, instead of going to Europe with boring old me would you condsider taking a gorgeous redhead you've never met before?"
Yeah Right! He'd think he was dreaming!

 

[bfeller]

I would like to nominate thie following prayer to be our official


YA YA NIGHT TIME PRAYER

Now I lay me

Down to sleep.

I pray the Lord

My shape to keep.

Please no wrinkles

Please no bags

And please lift my butt

Before it sags.

Please no age spots

Please no gray

And as for my belly,

Please take it away.

Please keep me healthy

Please keep me young,

And thank you Dear Lord

For all that you've done.

Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:

"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."