DisneyWorldWisher
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Alright, I thought up this thread while falling asleep one night. I am not sure where to put it, because it is Disney related, but kind of like a story.
Here goes nothing.
The World Without Disney
Rod Serling: Tonight you will see a tale of a man wishing for something, and it comes true. But it transports him to....The Twilight Zone.
[Twilight Zone music plays]
Arnold was a serious man, never really joking or participating in anything he considered 'childish'. One thing that related irritated him was the 'Disney Company'. He thought about how any self-respecting man could make such a ridicilous company. He thought of Walt Disney as no better than a street hobo.
It irritated him how his co-workers always talked about going to Disney World and Disneyland. 'Why would a grown professional want to go to some idiotic childrens park?' he always thought. Anyway, this morning Arnold got up as usual. Browsing his TV for the morning news, he passed over the Disney Channel. 'What a waste of a channel' he thought 'The New Adventures of Wee-nee duh Poo? How stupid sounding.'
Arnold went to work, on the way he passed a brand new Ferrari car in his neighbors driveway, beautiful, except for a huge Mickey Mouse bumper sticking that he thought was ridicilous and hideous. He went to his office and then took a lunch break after a while. He spotted two of his co-workers drinking coffee out of Donald and Daisy Duck mugs and talking about their favorite Disney princess.
Irritated, he walked up and expressed his opinion.
"You are two 30-something women! Shouldn't you have outgrown those idiotic princesses 25 years ago?" he shouted.
Both women just frowned and walked away.
After a long day at work, he came home to watch his favorite channel, the Travel Channel, to find that there was a show on Disney World on it! Frustated, he turned on the Food Channel, to find that had a show on Disney World too. Very irritated, he turned on the Discovery Channel to find it had a Disney show as well!
'Is the whole world obessed with this idiotic company?! I'll have to go on my computer to relax.'
Going on his laptop, he searched for a bit, almost forgetting about all the Disney stuff that bothered him, till he accidently clicked on a link to 'disboards.com'.
After reading for 10 minutes, he signed up and created a post about how adults would talking about going to Disney World like 5 year olds. Logging off his laptop, he got ready for bed made a wish to the sky.
"Please, for the sake of dignity of adults in this world, make Disney close down! This is the only thing I ask!" he shouted outloud.
Then he went to bed.
In the morning, Arnold browsed his TV, and noticed the absence of a Disney Channel. Figuring perhaps it had shut down, he said a silent little 'thank you' and then went out to his car. He looked at the new Ferrari and seen that the Mickey Mouse sticker that dominated the bumper was completely gone. Thinking that his neighbor had finally gotten some taste, he left to work. At his lunch break, he went up to two of his co-workers and noticed they did not have Donald Duck coffee mugs like they normally.
"Why aren't you talking about Disney? Trying to act 'professional?'" he said sarcastically.
"Disney? What are you talking about?" one of them said.
"You know what I mean." Arnold laughed and walked away.
He went home and passed a playground, oddly enough all the children were grim looking and kind of bored, just keeping to themselves.
After having dinner, he turned on his TV and enjoyed several hours of Disney-Free programming, then went on his computer. He went to see if anyone replied to post on 'disboards.com', that sickened Disney obbessed forum. Oddly enough, nothing turned up. He typed 'Disney' into Google and zero results came up. Suddenly, he realised something.
Disney was gone! It was never founded! It never existed in this universe now! He began to cheer and scream.
"My wish has been answered! Disney IS GONE!" he shouted.
Then he went to bed, the most pleased he had been in a while.
And so, life conitiued for Arnold. His co-workers never kept talking about Disney movies, his Travel Channel never had Disney shows, life was happy for Arnold. But his co-workers were miserable. They wanted family friendly movies and nice theme parks. "If only someone would make some wonderful animated movies." droned one of his co-workers.
Arnold seen that suicide rates were up, and that children were very depressed now a days. He watched a short cartoon and seen that the level of animation currently was very sub-par.
After two weeks, Arnold realised this world where Disney never existed was a grim place. Before bed, he begged that Disney would come back.
"Please! If there is a greater power in this world, please transport back into a universe where Disney exists!"
And he went to bed.
He woke up, in a very different room than his was familiar with. He explored his house. Technology was very, very old. Almost 80 years old than it was when he went to bed. "What's happening? Why is everything so old?" he pondered out loud. He went to his bathroom, and looked in the mirror. He seen a young Walt Disney looking back at him, and then he gasped. The same bizare thing that put him in a world without Disney, has now made him Walt Disney himself! He realised if wanted Disney back, he would have to found it and make the movies himself. And so, that's exactly what he did, forced to live out the life of a man who he depiesed to make the world a better place to live in.
Rod Serling: And so, another man realises that wishes are not always as good as might think when fulfilled. Wishes can even transport you into...The Twilight Zone.
The End!
So what'd you think?
Edit: Just wanted to know this was not meant to be offensive. It's just from the perseptive of some fun-hating boring person.
Here goes nothing.
The World Without Disney
Rod Serling: Tonight you will see a tale of a man wishing for something, and it comes true. But it transports him to....The Twilight Zone.
[Twilight Zone music plays]
Arnold was a serious man, never really joking or participating in anything he considered 'childish'. One thing that related irritated him was the 'Disney Company'. He thought about how any self-respecting man could make such a ridicilous company. He thought of Walt Disney as no better than a street hobo.
It irritated him how his co-workers always talked about going to Disney World and Disneyland. 'Why would a grown professional want to go to some idiotic childrens park?' he always thought. Anyway, this morning Arnold got up as usual. Browsing his TV for the morning news, he passed over the Disney Channel. 'What a waste of a channel' he thought 'The New Adventures of Wee-nee duh Poo? How stupid sounding.'
Arnold went to work, on the way he passed a brand new Ferrari car in his neighbors driveway, beautiful, except for a huge Mickey Mouse bumper sticking that he thought was ridicilous and hideous. He went to his office and then took a lunch break after a while. He spotted two of his co-workers drinking coffee out of Donald and Daisy Duck mugs and talking about their favorite Disney princess.
Irritated, he walked up and expressed his opinion.
"You are two 30-something women! Shouldn't you have outgrown those idiotic princesses 25 years ago?" he shouted.
Both women just frowned and walked away.
After a long day at work, he came home to watch his favorite channel, the Travel Channel, to find that there was a show on Disney World on it! Frustated, he turned on the Food Channel, to find that had a show on Disney World too. Very irritated, he turned on the Discovery Channel to find it had a Disney show as well!
'Is the whole world obessed with this idiotic company?! I'll have to go on my computer to relax.'
Going on his laptop, he searched for a bit, almost forgetting about all the Disney stuff that bothered him, till he accidently clicked on a link to 'disboards.com'.
After reading for 10 minutes, he signed up and created a post about how adults would talking about going to Disney World like 5 year olds. Logging off his laptop, he got ready for bed made a wish to the sky."Please, for the sake of dignity of adults in this world, make Disney close down! This is the only thing I ask!" he shouted outloud.
Then he went to bed.
In the morning, Arnold browsed his TV, and noticed the absence of a Disney Channel. Figuring perhaps it had shut down, he said a silent little 'thank you' and then went out to his car. He looked at the new Ferrari and seen that the Mickey Mouse sticker that dominated the bumper was completely gone. Thinking that his neighbor had finally gotten some taste, he left to work. At his lunch break, he went up to two of his co-workers and noticed they did not have Donald Duck coffee mugs like they normally.
"Why aren't you talking about Disney? Trying to act 'professional?'" he said sarcastically.
"Disney? What are you talking about?" one of them said.
"You know what I mean." Arnold laughed and walked away.
He went home and passed a playground, oddly enough all the children were grim looking and kind of bored, just keeping to themselves.
After having dinner, he turned on his TV and enjoyed several hours of Disney-Free programming, then went on his computer. He went to see if anyone replied to post on 'disboards.com', that sickened Disney obbessed forum. Oddly enough, nothing turned up. He typed 'Disney' into Google and zero results came up. Suddenly, he realised something.
Disney was gone! It was never founded! It never existed in this universe now! He began to cheer and scream.
"My wish has been answered! Disney IS GONE!" he shouted.
Then he went to bed, the most pleased he had been in a while.
And so, life conitiued for Arnold. His co-workers never kept talking about Disney movies, his Travel Channel never had Disney shows, life was happy for Arnold. But his co-workers were miserable. They wanted family friendly movies and nice theme parks. "If only someone would make some wonderful animated movies." droned one of his co-workers.
Arnold seen that suicide rates were up, and that children were very depressed now a days. He watched a short cartoon and seen that the level of animation currently was very sub-par.
After two weeks, Arnold realised this world where Disney never existed was a grim place. Before bed, he begged that Disney would come back.
"Please! If there is a greater power in this world, please transport back into a universe where Disney exists!"
And he went to bed.
He woke up, in a very different room than his was familiar with. He explored his house. Technology was very, very old. Almost 80 years old than it was when he went to bed. "What's happening? Why is everything so old?" he pondered out loud. He went to his bathroom, and looked in the mirror. He seen a young Walt Disney looking back at him, and then he gasped. The same bizare thing that put him in a world without Disney, has now made him Walt Disney himself! He realised if wanted Disney back, he would have to found it and make the movies himself. And so, that's exactly what he did, forced to live out the life of a man who he depiesed to make the world a better place to live in.
Rod Serling: And so, another man realises that wishes are not always as good as might think when fulfilled. Wishes can even transport you into...The Twilight Zone.
The End!
So what'd you think?
Edit: Just wanted to know this was not meant to be offensive. It's just from the perseptive of some fun-hating boring person.
