My family is full of this stuff!
Okay, so just last week. We were on vacation...
I was playing pinball in the hotel loby (it was SO much fun, words cannot describe XD) annd then a bunch of dressed up people came in. Turns out..a wedding was going on. Well, my mom and I had to use the restroom, but there was a line.
Finally we got through and each claimed a toilet. So we were sitting there, and i overheard 2 ladies talking in line.
"Mooo moooo"
"Are you okay dorothy? You haven't been looking well all evening.."
*Dorothy grabs toilet next to me*
"Moo..moo...mooo *large outrageous gas passing noise*
I almost lost it.
It was SO loud, it was like that scene..in white chicks.
Except this was REAL.
I had to stop myself from choking I was crying too hard.
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THEN, last spring we went to monticello (Thomas Jeffersons home) and so we were eating in a cafeteria..and this little boy...about...4? Was just walking..when he screamed
"Did thomas jefferson have a poohey outside?"
"Yes, his toilets were outsite"
"if he took a poohey outside in the winter...wouldn't it be frozen..and..and..that would hurt Mommy! D:"
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My best friend when I was 3, had a "crush" on me.
So every morning i'd come into class early so we could play toys together. Well..there was this dress up box. Made up of old clothing items.
Including...stiletto high heels.
aanndd they were big..red..sparkley...stilettos..
WELL, my best friend...would go "JESSSSICCAAA" everytime I walked into the room and ran over to the box...pull out a skirt and these heels, continued to put them on...walked around with the heels on, pose.. and go "Am I pretty?"

at the time..i had no idea what he was doing, but now..i find it the most HILARIOUS (and ADORABLE) thing of all time that guy has ever done for me.
