The Story

[MickeyisBeast]

Then the bug started slithering its way over to my neighbor- my neighbor looked terrified.

(oh and goofypurple why'd you say "thread creator=ME!!!" I dont get why you said it...)

 

[bookworm93]

I started to turn and run but..

 

[PigletGurl]

My neighbor ran to the same oak tree where that dreadful bird first came from, and waited, scared.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Then another huge bug came out of the ground and ate my neighbor- I was terrified and started to run.

 

[wdwllamadancer]

I waited for the bird to drop on him but he didn't.

 

[PigletGurl]

The bug, now approaching my neighbor, blew up into a giant snake and swallowed him whole while his screams hurt my eardrums.

 

[goofypurple]

Then the bug exploded and out came my neighbor and the cute pink thing that ran to me for comfort.

(thread creator+ME!!! means i created this thread)

 

[goofypurple]

I ran into my house with the creature to make sure it didnt get hurt and that my neighbor couldnt get me.

 

[PigletGurl]

The pink thing was actually a small puppy who came to me and salivated my face with glory.

(yes, we know you created the thread. it says it.)

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Then the cute pink puppy turned into a huge black bird and flew out of my window.

(Yes, I know you created this threa, I just want to know why you had to say it.)

 

[PigletGurl]

I was shocked, and felt betrayed, for this now black bird was an ally to the dreadful enemy crow who first defecated on me.

 

[goofypurple]

But then the dog transformed into my cat and joined my real not-alien cat.

(I really have a cat)

 

[MickeyisBeast]

But then the dog transformed into my cat and joined my real not-alien cat.

(I really have a cat)

(I dont get it...)

 

[~Airhead~]

And then the dog that transformed into the cat got hunger and ate the real-not alien cat for dinner.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Then caterpillers saw this as a good time to take over the world.

 

[PigletGurl]

I wept to pieces and baked a delectable vanilla cake.

 

[MusicalDisneyDreams]

The vanilla cake then exploded. I screamed as rabid bunnies stormed into my kitchen and began speaking some alien language. They started firing carrot guns. My neighbor came in and drew some strange sword and ran at me.

 

[cra_z_dude_17]

I then grabbed the nearest thing to defend myself, a whisk, and started battling the neighbor when....

 

[PigletGurl]

...when the ground, like a ferocious monster, swallowed me up.

 

[MusicalDisneyDreams]

I fell for what seemed like forever, before landing on....