Wednesday
11-26-08
Thanksgiving Eve...........
Before I begin my "halftime report" for today, I wish to address some of you who are quick to critique my methods for this particular trip.
I've received many messages who keep telling me that I'm "not truly following what TGM planned out", and that I should "not put down TGM", because his plans worked for them.
I'm guessing these people either:
- love going to WDW.....IN JULY OR AT CHRISTMAS
- don't go to WDW during a truly "OFF-PEAK" time
- Haven't experienced the "luxury" of waits UNDER 5 MINUTES!
Call me spoiled. Call me names. Just call me, dammit! LOL
Yes, I have had no choice but to deviate somewhat from TGM's park plans. While we've done our best to stay true to the listed "least crowded parks", I've had to forego TourGuideMike, in favor of the whims of TourGuideIn-Laws and TourGuideWifeAndKids. I don't have to deal with Mikey on a daily basis. The other people, however.....Well, you know.
See, the thing with TGM's plans, is that they don't allow for flexibility. They don't allow for when you're trying to rouse sleepy kids. They don't allow for your bus breaking down. They don't allow for the turnstiles computers' going down. They don't allow for ignorant family members who pretty much do their utmost to hijack your vacation, just because they get "an idea", or see something "bright and shiny".
But, don't think for a moment that I haven't been trying the plans. Sometimes, real life won't allow for strict plans, and we have to go with the flow....especially when it means not having to sleep on the couch for a week when I get home......
But, I digress. Onto today's mayhem.....
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This morning, we had breakfast at Ohana, with Lilo, Stitch, Mickey, and Pluto. It was very nice. The food was good (especially the potatoes and the pineapple bread), and the characters spent as much time as they could with us, although they were kinda rushed (not their fault, tho). The price was indeed better than CRT from last year, and the kids seemed to enjoy the characters a bit more. Yes, while they were a little rushed, they certainly weren't as rushed as the Princesses were last year. It also seemed like the characters really did want to come and say hello, and have fun with everyone.
Great views from the Poly, and I'd like to explore it a bit more. I totally want to stay there.
On the monorail back, we passed the GF, where my DW said "I definitely want to stay there".
I totally agreed (and kept this in the back of my head for future trips.....teeheehee)
This morning wasn't too bad at MK. After doing POTC (yes, the hologram is still off-line), Jungle Cruise (with a pretty funny skipper whose name eludes me for the moment), driving the boats (..for $2..), Carpets of Aladdin (we already rode this....can you say "Dumbo"??), the Pirate Tutorial, Tiki Room (DS insisted), and having...
my FIRST DOLE WHIP......we finally made it back to the room.
Today's crowds....not as bad as I expected. Still heavy, tho.
At this point, being outside of our original plans, I've pretty much abandoned TGM.)
Nighttime was interesting, to say the least.....
....First off, in a move that seemed rather silly to me at first, AK had night time EMH....until 11pm! Of course, the only things that were open were:
-Camp Minnie-Mickey (char. greetings, and FOTLK)
- EE
- Kali (although NO ONE was on it!...too cold!)
- DinoLand's attractions (including Dinosaur)
- ITTBAB
Yes, even though a sign said that Primeval Whirl would be closed, they had it up and running (with a 60 min standby time) tonight.
The park, although lit, is quite DARK at night, as my DS so eloquently pointed out "IT'S DARK OUT HERE!"
Oh, it got worse from there.
We were standing in the beginning of the outside line at Dinosaur, when I realized we were behind a guy who'd had a colostomy (yep...bag and all), and seemed to be having an issue. This "issue" made a smell. DS (who, I remind you, is 5 yrs old), eventually got sick of the smell, and kindly let us all know by saying...
"OKAY, WHO KEEPS POOTIN'?"
.....because of this, I found out that Coca-Cola does indeed burn when it comes out of your nose. I'm just glad we were near the entrance, and the trash can....
Also had a fun run-in with a CM. Near the end of the FP line, a female CM wanted to measure DS...who passed, of course. She said that he was considered "snack size" for the dinosaurs there, and that I would be considered "dinner". She went on to tell us that today the dinosaurs liked GREEN (I was wearing a green shirt). In a fit of not-thinking, I say "....and me, being so tasty....."
...both the CM and I look at each other at this point. She says "OH, there's so many ways I could go with this!"
....this is where DW grabs me by the neck, and drags me inside the building.....
Anyways, we ALMOST did lunch at the CS side of Yak and Yeti...until my family realized that they served chinese food. Needless to say, we headed straight to Restaurantosarus. I always enjoy the ambience in there. I like seeing the Dino Institute stuff on the walls (including the pics of Chester and Hester). If you haven't had a look, I recommend it.
As we left at about 9pm, I reveled in the fact that I had a brief moment on the bridge to Harambe.....and NOBODY ELSE WAS AROUND! I took a moment to lie on my back quickly, and then get up, to run back to my DW, DS, and DD, who had already disavowed all knowledge of who I was, and walking to the bus stop.
We hopped the bus to AKL, and took the DTD bus from there to do some quick shopping, and then head back to the hotel, with 2 sleepy kids.....
(YES, the inlaws didn't come with us on this leg. I don't know what they did......you can imagine my heartache....
...I need a hug....and sleep.....
...........in that order, would be best......)
Tomorrow is turkey day......Here's my plan:
AK in the AM
and, yes, we have a KAMIKAZE run into MK for thanksgiving dinner at CP.
(and yes, me without my machete)
keeping you posted as always.....
nitey nite