The Scrollie and Bacon Tour: 2011 - Okay, Tag Fairies - THIS MEANS WAR! Anyone...

[TxMickeyLover]

I like how you think!!

In my Weight Watchers group, we determined it must be a vegetable, because everything in the world is either a plant, animal, or mineral, and if it's not a mineral or animal, it must be a plant, right? Therefore, it seems like we can reasonably consider it to be a vegetable.

 

[Imzadi]

Chocolate is health food. It's full of antioxidants.

I like how you think!!

In my Weight Watchers group, we determined it must be a vegetable, because everything in the world is either a plant, animal, or mineral, and if it's not a mineral or animal, it must be a plant, right? Therefore, it seems like we can reasonably consider it to be a vegetable.

Chocolate is comprised of TWO of those groups: animal, as it has milk from cows, and is vegetable from the cocoa bean. So it is doubly healthy!

 

[TruBlu]

Chocolate is comprised of TWO of those groups: animal, as it has milk from cows, and is vegetable from the cocoa bean. So it is doubly healthy!

Now how do we justify the RUM?

 

[dislaney]

Struth! Fair suck of the sauce bottle and Don't you come the raw prawn with me!

My Universal Translater just went down the gurgler...spinning the other way, of course. I have no hope now.




Why would you expect the computer to remember you? Heck! I can't even remember me!



I see where I've been going wrong on my diet. I've been missing out on balancing my 4 food groups. I'm only covering chocolate:

....and bacon (even if it is kangaroo style bacon)...

I guess I'm also going to have to switch from this...

...to Rum. I've totally missed out peanut butter...because...

...someday, Vegemite is going to RULE the world!

I could do the chocolate and the scotch but Vegemite must be an acquired taste. Wasn't very tasty to me!

 

[Imzadi]

Now how do we justify the RUM?

It's a vegetable, made from grains, that is very medicinal.

It cleanses out your system, as noted by having no memory of events the next morning, after drinking rum. And if you pour it on cuts, it's really a great disinfectant. Plus, we should always be drinking plenty of liquids.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

It's a vegetable, made from grains, that is very medicinal.

It cleanses out your system, as noted by having no memory of events the next morning, after drinking rum. And if you pour it on cuts, it's really a great disinfectant. Plus, we should always be drinking plenty of liquids.

And in the earily days of sailing ships, rum mixed with (rotting) fruit juice was usually the only "cure" in a fight aginst skurrvy.

pluse rum was often the only antiseptic that surgeons on ships had at their disposal.

 

[kimmar067]

Struth! Fair suck of the sauce bottle and Don't you come the raw prawn with me!

My Universal Translater just went down the gurgler...spinning the other way, of course. I have no hope now.




Why would you expect the computer to remember you? Heck! I can't even remember me!



I see where I've been going wrong on my diet. I've been missing out on balancing my 4 food groups. I'm only covering chocolate:

....and bacon (even if it is kangaroo style bacon)...

I guess I'm also going to have to switch from this...

...to Rum. I've totally missed out peanut butter...because...

...someday, Vegemite is going to RULE the world!

....you blunders-from-down-under sure eat weird stuff....

 

[usnuzuloose]

....you blunders-from-down-under sure eat weird stuff....

What do you eat?

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

....you blunders-from-down-under sure eat weird stuff....

WOW, nice attitude for our friends in OZ!!

been there many times, enjoyed the hospitality.

and yes, I tried vegemite!!

not bad with a few fosters on the side!!

 

[dislaney]

WOW, nice attitude for our friends in OZ!!

been there many times, enjoyed the hospitality.

and yes, I tried vegemite!!

not bad with a few fosters on the side!!

I would need quite a few fosters on the side to eat vegemite! Hmm, maybe I'll have a few fosters and just skip the vegemite altogether..

 

[TruBlu]

....you blunders-from-down-under sure eat weird stuff....

What do you eat?

Why on Earth would you EVER ask Kimmar that question?!?!?!?!?

I'm TERRIFIED of the pictures she is going to post... the green eggs were bad enough...

 

[PrincessInOz]

Good morning everyone!

Is that purposely shaped like a kangaroo pouch and legs???

We Aussies spend most of our time trying to dispel the myth that kangaroos must bounce down our main streets......I'm never going to be able to show my face in the Other Lands section of the Boards if this picture gets about.....but have a look....If Kimmar is right , and it is kangaroo bacon....then I think you can see why it is shaped that way.

Chocolate is comprised of TWO of those groups: animal, as it has milk from cows, and is vegetable from the cocoa bean. So it is doubly healthy!

It's a vegetable, made from grains, that is very medicinal.

It cleanses out your system, as noted by having no memory of events the next morning, after drinking rum. And if you pour it on cuts, it's really a great disinfectant. Plus, we should always be drinking plenty of liquids.

Never let it be said that being on the Dis is NOT an education!

And in the earily days of sailing ships, rum mixed with (rotting) fruit juice was usually the only "cure" in a fight aginst skurrvy.

pluse rum was often the only antiseptic that surgeons on ships had at their disposal.

Speaking from expARRRience??

....you blunders-from-down-under sure eat weird stuff....

But I haven't even talked about witchety grubs

WOW, nice attitude for our friends in OZ!!

been there many times, enjoyed the hospitality.

and yes, I tried vegemite!!

not bad with a few fosters on the side!!

Next time you're down, let me know..

I would need quite a few fosters on the side to eat vegemite! Hmm, maybe I'll have a few fosters and just skip the vegemite altogether..

I've just gotten up....need my breakfast....and then I see this post...

 

[TruBlu]

and yes, I tried vegemite!!

not bad with a few fosters on the side!!

I tried it once. To get me to eat it again, I'd need Fosters on both sides, the top and the bottom!

 

[usnuzuloose]

Why on Earth would you EVER ask Kimmar that question?!?!?!?!?

I'm TERRIFIED of the pictures she is going to post... the green eggs were bad enough...

Well I would rather eat green eggs than vegemite. Maybe kimmar should go to OZ and see all the different foods over there.

 

[PrincessInOz]

Hey! Nothing wrong with Vegemite.....it's an acquired taste! Aussie babies get fed with the stuff BEFORE they are even born.

Is this a motion for a DisMeet in Oz? Maybe Kimmar can start another thread...

 

[usnuzuloose]

Hey! Nothing wrong with Vegemite.....it's an acquired taste! Aussie babies get fed with the stuff BEFORE they are even born.

Is this a motion for a DisMeet in Oz? Maybe Kimmar can start another thread...

I am all for it.

 

[Tinker'n'Fun]

Well Ms. Kimmar, I would recommend a quick glance at the other thread, it could be quite beneficial for you....

And there is no bacon involved in this mission whats-so-ever!

 

[PrincessInOz]

Okay....change of enticement for the TF.


Ms TF - If you're still checking this thread, then neither the angel food nor the devil food seems to be working.

So, here's another tack. When you need a spot to flit about besides the Dis, come to my garden and collect some honey from my Echium. Springtime in Oz is the best time for Echium nectar....which would mean that you'd have to leave the North American autumn and winter behind. Think you can cope with warm weather and not the cold?

 

[kimmar067]

Okay....change of enticement for the TF....when you need a spot to flit about besides the Dis, come to my garden and collect some honey from my Echium. Springtime in Oz is the best time for Echium nectar....

...and echium tastes great with kangaroo bacon...

 

[kimmar067]

Now how do we justify the RUM?

.....ummmmm......ahhhhhh......errrrrr......uhhhhh....I've got NOTHING.