The Return of the Asian-Feb 2010. 4/14-LINK TO PART 2-pg 249

[RockinDisney]

SO I am sipping my coffee and catching up this morning and witout quoting all of the crazy funny remarks, I would like to say someone's cartoon (WINKERS) made me spew coffee through my nose while trying not to laugh and spit coffee all over....

Disney,Poo and Thongs first thing in the morning, Does it get in better then this, unless you are wearing Thongs at Disney taking a Poo in one of the top rated Boathrooms???
And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE TOO
or at least your poo does
Seriously Happy Birthday hope it is a GREAT YEAR

 

[mickeyfan71]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JORDAN!!!

Hope you have a great day!

 

[eandesmom]

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!

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[hlrababy]

OMG!!!!!!!! I am only 3 days from when you started and excuse me Mr. Popular!!! I am ending up on page 34!!! EEK!!!

Happy Birthday sweet friend!!

 

[PrincessCaitlin]

Happy Birthday

 

[lilpapsgirl]

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE IS HAVING A BIRTHDAY TODAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

 

[hlrababy]

on the flight to vegas, I had a 30ish guy sit next to me. He was meeting his dad and bro in vegas for the weekend. He had 3 phones, a diamond encrusted watch, 2 huge rings and a Louis Vitton man purse. He owned his own businesses and had a phone for each business and one personal phone. He just lost his personal asst. She was murdered. I remember the story. Tragic. He liked to cuss. Can you believe I got all that info in an hour flight? He liked to talk about himself.

Hmmm, you got all this in an hour??? man....

I went to the ME check in desk. They did not have my outgoing reservation and for some reason couldn't book it right then. There was no wait and I walked right onto the bus. Apparently they had been waiting for awhile, but we left right after I got on the bus. Score. The couple in front of me were all over each other. 2 women.....it would've been better if they were in their 20's and not their 50's....just sayin... I'm a pig I know.

LOL!!!!!!!!!! Men........................

 

[MKBekka]

Hey! A little birdie (FB) told Mom and I that it's your birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

 

[aprilisis]

Happy Birthday!!!

 

[Colt Blackwood]

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!

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hehe. That's pretty cool. How'd you do that?

 

[oregonmommyof2]

Happy Birthday Jordan!! (Look, I wasn't too lazy for that extra button push!!! )

You are 48 today right?? My Dad is turning 48 in 2 weeks! They are going to Disneyland to celebrate! ANd no, they are not taking me!!

 

[GreatBiscuit]

Happy B-Day Jordan!

 

[*Seanaci*]

Before I post my replies to some of you...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JORDAN!!!!

Hope you have a wonderful day!

Wendy, I reallllllly wanted to resist joining in the poop talk, but as a mom I can SOOOO relate to your hints of a story. My daughters' first trips to Dland ever has a very memorable poop moment. I think I will type it up as a mini-TR on my PTR just for kicks. I'll hijack Jordan's thread again when I finish.

Lol. We have quite the poo story from our first family trip to the World back in 08. Long story short, our (then) 14 month old son had never poo'd while we were giving him a bath (something my FIL told me was bound to happen). Well, on that trip, we put him in the tub and what do ya know...he couldn't hold it. Lol. DH and I were cracking up the entire time from launch to cleaning it up and re-running the bath water. Thankfully it was solid and not runny.

AKA the squirts, the grunties, an Amarillo Mudstorm, the lava leaks, in short, I've sat on the pot so long, I wound up with Outhouse Polio. (If you are not a fan of Larry The Cableguy, that's when you sit there until you lose feeling in your legs.). The chorus I keep hearing in my head is I fell into a burning ring of fire. On the bright side, I've been able to do a lot of reading in here.

TMI?

How did this thread evolve from "POO" to Thongs !!! Oh yes it is Jordan's thread the place where there are NO secrets whther we want to hear them or not!!When I think THONGS I think BRAZILLIAN!!!!!!!
But one of ny favorite "POO" stories is Samantha at her Christening !! As the Pastor held her facing the congregation her face was BRIGHT RED and she was GRUNTING Loudly!!!

I think it's evolved from Poo to thongs and back to poo again along the way. lol.

 

[carissanboys]

Happy Birthday, Jordan!

I brought some birthday cake for everyone to share.

 

[joy13]

Happy Birthday Jordan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






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[englishrose47]

This kinda looked like you!!!

Happy Birthday Jordan !!!

 

[winkers]

I just want to know which cheek is supposed to be the big toe......

I just hope there isn't a camel involved....

Well my friend, you are off to a great start. The seat buddy was cracking me up. Love the POV photos. I was able to read most of the replies and they had me cracking up as usual. I understand the softie thing...I'm down sick right now and dealing with a case of the Green Apple Trots.
I can't wait to read more! I remember Wendy posting about your bag O'Chips dinner on night 1. Take care bro!

I've never heard of the green apple trots before.....

Green Apple?? WTH??? I don't even wanna know. That's my favorite flavor of Jolly Ranchers, but I'm thinking someone with THAT wouldn't be jolly at all...

Sorry to feel you're not up to your regular best.

thanks, green apple jolly ranchers WERE my favorites.....now all I'll be able to think about is GB's gastro-intestinal issues.

AKA the squirts, the grunties, an Amarillo Mudstorm, the lava leaks, in short, I've sat on the pot so long, I wound up with Outhouse Polio. (If you are not a fan of Larry The Cableguy, that's when you sit there until you lose feeling in your legs.). The chorus I keep hearing in my head is I fell into a burning ring of fire. On the bright side, I've been able to do a lot of reading in here.

maybe that was what Johnny Cash was singing about....

 

[Underdog369]

Hopefully she'll have gotten used to that by then... after all, Dylan's been posted on the boards in drag (dressed as Snow White) and also as Sumo Baby so he'll probably be way more embarrassed than Ashlyn... especially if he's trying to pick up girls and I whip out the photos. Ha ha ha ha.

I also have one of him as a UCLA cheerleader. Oh, the horrors he'll endure.

We all hae to have a little blackmail on our kids. It helps keep them in line... or so we think...

So true.


Thongs are underwear....it's the only thing my mind sees.

I keep laughing about a song I sang to my kids. They laugh every tme too. On the ORIGINAL Sesame Street, they sang "Sing, sing a song, Sing out loud, Sing out Strong..." Now imagine someone with a huge lisp singing it...


Thing, Thing a THONG.... We never get past that part...

 

[jordanyosh]

Oh dear....later in the trip.

Foreshadowing....

Was the Cougar there?

Talking with friends is good.

gud.

Yes, shoes story for sure.....

Cougar not there.....

nah, strings bikini's are totally different.

Well I think the string bikini evolved to a much thicker version of the thong that did have a different name but for the life of me I can't think of what it is.

Go skinny, go low rise or don't bother and don't call it a thong...IMHO. Anything in between is a spastic hybrid with no real benefit that I can see.

I like any talk of bikinis

You know you're a mom when you get poop (let's add someone else's here just for clarification) on you and you don't even flinch. I knew motherhood was going to be very different than the fairy-tale I imagined after the first time I had to give an enema.

A year long cliffhanger?!? Not fair!!

TMI! But who am I kidding....let's go over my discussions...

Hopefully only 11 months.

 

[jordanyosh]

Well my friend, you are off to a great start. The seat buddy was cracking me up. Love the POV photos. I was able to read most of the replies and they had me cracking up as usual. I understand the softie thing...I'm down sick right now and dealing with a case of the Green Apple Trots.
I can't wait to read more! I remember Wendy posting about your bag O'Chips dinner on night 1. Take care bro!

Yeah, he was a talker for sure. I egged him on though....

Update coming tonight probably....

Green Apple?? WTH??? I don't even wanna know. That's my favorite flavor of Jolly Ranchers, but I'm thinking someone with THAT wouldn't be jolly at all...

Sorry to feel you're not up to your regular best.

I know what the green apple trots are cuz I think I got them...