Ds loves trains, figured el mom-o would love it, too!!!
Yes Sharky's a good DD. Now I have to get her to show me how to put that cool stuff in as a signature. I'm still learning. I knew one day things would turn around and she'd be teaching me things. Ask her if she ever had a Little Tykes Refrigerator that really worked?
Well, you're doing just fine!
You just had to go there..
My MEAN mommy had gotten me a toy refrigerator which I loved a nd played house with it everyday...
After I am all grown up, she tells me it had a real working water spout, that I was always told was fake.....
Now put out your hand MOM...so I can SMACK it....
You just had to go there..
My MEAN mommy had gotten me a toy refrigerator which I loved a nd played house with it everyday...
After I am all grown up, she tells me it had a real working water spout, that I was always told was fake.....
Now put out your hand MOM...so I can SMACK it....
bad mommy, bad mommy. Some day you'll do something wild and blame it all on bad mommy and the little tykes fridge. I'm sorry, one day I'll find a way to make it all up to you.
If it makes you feel better, my parents did stuff like that too! I can't think of an example right now, but I know there's something... give me a minute...
you so much. Afterall, if we didn't make you tough how would you get through life on your own. You girls are all grew up nice and are independent thanks to us mean mom's.
We Mom's only do it because we love
Someday when I am laying on a couch in a therapist's office, I will relay the refrigerator story to them and they will be like.."AaHa....That explains everything now....You had a mean Mommy!!!"
Aww.....shucks.....Thanks Mom-O
Well one moment of serious and then I'll go back to normal....I am very proud of you. You have grown up to be a wonderful young lady and a fantastic mother. You are the world's greatest daughter. I love you. Now, having said that, I must go back to being saracastic, give me a minute I'll think of something. 
We Mom's only do it because we love
OMG Bad Beau, Bad Beau. He just let out a silent but deadly and eeewwwww it's gross! I think I've just been paid back for that mean trick I played on you. now when you are on the couch you can blame it on Allison and the Shopping Cart she broke, mean little child that she was.
OKay, I thought of something...
My mom is always saying that I'll blame everything on her telling me this too.
So I was watching Full House one day and they were having spaghetti for dinner. Michelle shovels the spaghetti into her mouth and Danny says, "No, Michelle, we don't eat spaghetti like that. We use the spoon as our special helper." So he shows her how to use spoon as a brace while you twirl the spaghetti up into a neat ball on your fork.
Well, I had never heard of this before so I went to my mom and asked, "Mom, can the spoon be the special helper?"
She had no idea what was talking about and she said, "Uh... no."
So I was really sad and the next time we ate spaghetti, I made sure to not use the spoon!
Years later I told her that and she just cracked up because she hadn't a clue what I was talking about with this "special helper" biz!
Now she says I'll be telling my therapist it was all because my mom told me the spoon couldn't be my special helper!
"sigh" we mom's have big shoulders to hold all the guilt. But 
"we will survive" 
Come on, you gotta admit you love us.
OKay, I thought of something...
My mom is always saying that I'll blame everything on her telling me this too.
So I was watching Full House one day and they were having spaghetti for dinner. Michelle shovels the spaghetti into her mouth and Danny says, "No, Michelle, we don't eat spaghetti like that. We use the spoon as our special helper." So he shows her how to use spoon as a brace while you twirl the spaghetti up into a neat ball on your fork.
Well, I had never heard of this before so I went to my mom and asked, "Mom, can the spoon be the special helper?"
She had no idea what was talking about and she said, "Uh... no."
So I was really sad and the next time we ate spaghetti, I made sure to not use the spoon!
Years later I told her that and she just cracked up because she hadn't a clue what I was talking about with this "special helper" biz!
Now she says I'll be telling my therapist it was all because my mom told me the spoon couldn't be my special helper!
