We had a sub in English today. Yesterday, a kid in my class was talking to another kid about coffee and how he was gonna bring him a sample of this coffee. He brought it today. The sub FREAKED THE HECK OUT. He took the coffee and called up the office to have someone bring the guy and his coffee to the office. The sub was absolutely convinced it was drugs because the package said organic. Seriously. He was convinced the kid bought it at a pot club. So some campus monitor lady came and brought the kid and his coffee out of class. Less than ten minutes later, the campus monitor came back with the kid. He was in no trouble because-guess what-it WAS coffee!