The Randomicles of Threadia: Prince Caspian

[I Am What I Am]

I thought it was Maxine now?

I guess so.

 

[LondonUnderground]

going to see morning glory with my friends tomorrow.

 

[marypops!]

Where's Freakazoid?
Oh, he's not in this episode.
Not in it? But he's the star of the show! What are you thinking?
Well, we were thinking of maybe ending the episode early today.
And showing some more Animaniacs reruns!
Oh... I like that!
*Fades to Animaniacs theme tune*

 

[I Am What I Am]

Hmm.. Description is hard.

I want people to know what it looks like, but not do it in the "purple prose-y" way.

 

[marypops!]

What about first writing it in a "purple prose-y" type way at first, then rereading it over and taking out any detail that you don't want?

 

[I Am What I Am]

What about first writing it in a "purple prose-y" type way at first, then rereading it over and taking out any detail that you don't want?

Hmm...that might work! Thanks!

 

[I Am What I Am]

yeah, we're watchin'
And we're waitin'
We're watchin'...

 

[¡WDW!girlrox(:]

Hola!

 

[¡WDW!girlrox(:]

"Give me a dancefloor, Give me a DJ, Play me a record, Forget what they say."

 

[I Am What I Am]

Pizza rolls, ice cream and a long weekend with Beauty and The Beast and the Melting Pot on Sunday.


What could be better?

 

[I Am What I Am]

We were supposed to go to Disney this weekend but we didn't. Maybe next weekend?

 

[marypops!]

Hot chocolate time!

 

[¡WDW!girlrox(:]

Put your sneakers on.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Thank God it's Friday!

 

[I Am What I Am]

Hey Ferb
Hey Ferb
I know what we're gonna do today
Hey Ferb
I know what we're gonna do today

 

[marypops!]

The Brick Joke

Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to build a house. But, being a little eccentric, he wanted to build the house using only 99 bricks. So he went to the hardware store and said, "Hello, I'd like to buy 99 bricks."

The owner of the store told him, "I'm sorry, we only sell bricks in quantities of 100."

"Can't you cut me a deal or something?" the man asked.

"Nope, sorry," replied the owner. So the guy bought 100 bricks.

He took the bricks back to his lot, and he built a house using 99 bricks. Now, if you do the math, 100 minus 99 is 1, so he had one brick left. And he took that brick, and he just chucked it, way up in the air!

 

[marypops!]

The Airplane Joke

A guy was riding on an airplane, and he decided to smoke a cigar. Unfortunately, he was sitting next to a woman with a dog. The dog began coughing, so the lady said, "Excuse me, sir, but could you please put out your cigar? It's really bothering my dog."

He angrily replied, "No, I won't! You shouldn't have a dog on this flight anyways!"

"This is a non-smoking flight! You need to put that cigar out!" she said. They argued back and forth... get rid of the dog, put out the cigar, and so on.

Finally, the man said, "Look, I'll compromise with you. If you get rid of your dog, I'll get rid of the cigar." HE was thinking, "She'll never want to give up her dog." But much to his surprise, she agreed to the deal!

The lady opened the window (amazingly, without causing the air pressure inside the plane to drop) and threw her dog out. The man, thinking that he had another cigar anyways, threw his cigar out the window, thinking that he had won.

However, the woman suddenly reached out the window, and grabbed her dog's leash! As she pulled the dog back in, she was thinking that she'd won, but do you know what the dog had in its mouth?

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A BRICK!!!!

 

[LondonUnderground]

bye guys.

 

[I Am What I Am]

“I was seduced by a man-veela after Ron was born. Im so sorry, Finny.”



This will never not be funny.

 

[marypops!]

In an example of a literal joke, early in Goblet of Fire, when the students are extracting bubotuber pus, mention is made of Eloise Midgen, who tries to curse her acne off. Professor Sprout comments in an offhand way that her nose was re-attached in the end. Later on, when Harry and Ron are looking for dates to the Yule Ball, Hermione mentions that Eloise Midgen is very nice. Ron reacts in shock, stating "Her nose isn't on straight!"