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I'm watching Demetri Martin now:

"I once met a lady who said she liked kids.

That's nice. It's a little weird though...

It's like saying I like people... for a little while.

How old are you? 14? F*bleep* off!"
 
If you want to sound like a creep just add "ladies" after everything you say:

Wow the show was great... ladies
Help! I'm trapped in a well and can't get out!... ladies.
 
I'm watching Demetri Martin now:

"I once met a lady who said she liked kids.

That's nice. It's a little weird though...

It's like saying I like people... for a little while.

How old are you? 14? F*bleep* off!"

I love Demetri Martin! :D

"They call it fishing. But what they should really call it is tricking and killing."
 
I love Demetri Martin! :D

"They call it fishing. But what they should really call it is tricking and killing."

xD

I almost didn't do this benefit because I have certain requests when I preform. I told them: I need giant gay icicles behind me; I work with big gay icicles :rotfl:
 
I'm watching his "If I" special

"This dictionary is American.. which means it's probably fat"
 
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