The Random Thread and the Royal Family of Canadia, the USA, and Great Britain

[AmandaSparks730]

[after the dragon has run into the teachers stand]
Fred: [yelling] Well done dragon!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Neville: You know, if you're interested in plants, you should use Goshawk's Guide To Herbology. There's someone in Tibet who's growing gravity resistant trees...
Harry: Neville, no offense, but I really don't care about plants. Now, if there's a Tibetan turnip that will help me breathe underwater for an hour, great. But otherwise...
Neville: I don't know about turnips, but you could always use gillyweed.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

boys,boys,boys.

I have blonde moments, too, but I figured THAT one out when I was like, 4.

Hahaaa
She's not the smartest thing...

 

[nerdylightbulb]

But I'm never giving up, up.
In the middle of a perfect day,
I'm tripping over words to say
Cause I dont want to keep you guessing.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Ron: What are those?
Harry: My dress robes...
Ron: Well, those're all right! No lace, no dodgy little collar...
Harry: Well, I expect yours are more traditional...
Ron: Traditional? They're ancient! I look like my great aunt Tessie!
[takes a sniff in the underarm area]
Ron: I smell like my great Aunt Tessie!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Professor McGonagall: Inside every girl is a swan, waiting to burst out in flight.
Ron: [whispering] Something is about to burst out of Eloise Midgen, but I don't think it's a swan.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

dont let me wait

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Karkaroff's Aide: May I have your arm?
Parvati Patil: Arm, leg, I'm yours.

 

[::Snow_White::]

Oh my.

We just finished that book in Lang. That audiobook saved me.

I liked Tom Sawyer.
And it's not too bad reading, but I would rather listen to an audiobook so I can do other things at the same time.
As long as it's good, I hate the ones we listen to at school.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Professor McGonagall: The house of Godric Gryffindor has commanded the respect of the wizarding world for nearly ten centuries. I will not have you, in one night, besmirching that name by behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons!
Fred: [whispering to George] Try saying that five times fast.
George: [whispering] Babbling, bumbling band of baboons.
Fred: [whispering] Babbling, bumbling band of baboons.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

George: Four People will go down...
Fred: But will four come up?
Ginny: Why do have to be so mean?

 

[MickeyisBeast]

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[AmandaSparks730]

Lord Voldemort: [to Dumbledore thru Harry] You've lost, old man.
Harry Potter: [to Voldemort] You're the weak one. And you'll never know love,or friendship. And I feel sorry for you.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Hermione Granger: You've done it, Neville! You've found the Room of Requirement!
Ron Weasley: The what?
Hermione Granger: It's also known as the Come and Go Room. The Room of Requirement only appears when a person has real need of it, and is always equipped with the seeker's needs.
Ron Weasley: So, say you really needed a toilet...
Hermione Granger: Charming, Ronald. But yes, that is the general idea.
Harry Potter: It's brilliant! It's like Hogwarts wants us to fight back!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Dolores Umbridge: Wands away. There will be no need to talk.
Hermione Granger: [sotto] No need to think is more like it.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Harry Potter: This is mad. Who'd want to be taught by me? I'm a nutter, remember?
Ron Weasley: Look on the bright side. You can't be any worse than old toad face.
Harry Potter: Thanks, Ron.
Ron Weasley: I'm here for you, mate.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

[referring to Ron's Christmas jumper]
Hermione Granger: I can't understand why you don't want to wear it, Ronald.
Ron Weasley: Cause I'll look like a bloody idiot, that's why.
Hermione Granger: No more than usual.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Neville Longbottom: Fourteen years ago, a Death Eater named Bellatrix Lestrange used the Crutiatus Curse on my parents. She tortured them for information, but they never gave in. I'm quite proud to be their son. But I'm not sure I'm ready for everyone to know just yet.
Harry Potter: We're going to make them proud, Neville. That's a promise.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Neville Longbottom: [fighting the Death Eaters] Petrificus Totalus!
Luna Lovegood: [grabbing Nevilles arm] Well done Neville.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Harry Potter: [sees that Luna is barefoot] Aren't your feet cold?
Luna Lovegood: A bit. But all my shoes have mysteriously disappeared. I suspect the Nargles are behind it.