The Random Thread and The Deathly Hallows Pt. 2

[DisGirlAllie]

My Principles of Business parter is stupid. My friend likes this guy in our math class, and we don't know his last name, so I told her I would ask my Business partner, because he knows the kid.

Me: Hey, you know Brendan in our Geometry class, right? The one that was wearing the Braves shirt today?
Partner: Yeah why?
Me: Oh because I know someone that likes him-
Partner: You?
Me: NO! Let me finish!
Partner: Ok
Me: I know someone that likes him and I don't know his last name. Do you know his last name?
Partner: Why, do you want to stalk him?
Me: What? No, I just said because I know someone that likes him!
Partner: It's you right?
Me: Dude, do you know his last name or not?
Partner: I have no clue.
Me: What a help you have been.

 

[DISKATER69]

I might have the wrong guy for getting rid of social security, but here's Carl Paladino in a nutshell.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20016461-503544.html

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Voices from around the World

Canadian: Eh! Let's what some hockey, eh? We held the Olympics here, eh! I'm going to eat Canadian bacon for dinner, eh!

 

[DisGirlAllie]

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Voices from around the World

Southern (USA): Howdy y'all! Imma git me some grits and baciiiin'. HEY DON' YOU BE TOUCHIN' MY NEW SHOOTIN' GUN! I be goin' huntin' tonight with Billy, we gon' get us some deer fer dinner, y'all

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Voices from around the World

Canadian: Eh! Let's what some hockey, eh? We held the Olympics here, eh! I'm going to eat Canadian bacon for dinner, eh!

I am going to virtually slap you.
Not because of the multiple 'eh's. Because I do say that a lot.
Not because of the hockey part. Because hockey is awesome.
Not because of the Olympics. Because the Vancouver Olympics were absolutely amazing.
I am going to slap you for the Canadian bacon part because Canadians do not call it Canadian bacon or just bacon. We call it back bacon.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Voices from around the World

English: Pip Pip, Cheerio! I'm off to have tea with the queen! Tea and crumpets, and later some fish and chips, cheerio! Cheerio, mate! 'Ello Gov'na!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

I am going to virtually slap you.
Not because of the multiple 'eh's. Because I do say that a lot.
Not because of the hockey part. Because hockey is awesome.
Not because of the Olympics. Because the Vancouver Olympics were absolutely amazing.
I am going to slap you for the Canadian bacon part because Canadians do not call it Canadian bacon or just bacon. We call it back bacon.

Well I call it Canadian bacon, so... Canada can deal with it

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Well I call it Canadian bacon, so... Canada can deal with it

I still don't get why it's called Canadian bacon.
And remember, I'm from DC.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

And that ends Voices from around the World because I'm too lazy to keep going.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Oh. Justin Bieber is from Ontario. That explains so much.

 

[DISKATER69]

Yay for Iowa! No stereotypical voices

 

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[marypops!]

I wonder what I have to eat tonight.

 

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[MickeyisBeast]

I just found tons of amazing pictures.
I'm sure you will all love them

 

[DisGirlAllie]

 

[MickeyisBeast]

America to Texans: