The Random Thread and the Deathly Hallows Part I...Blue and Towel

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You'll be about as successful as the pick-up line below

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

You're boyfriends gonna come up all like "I'm cool look at me strut" then I do this

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I LOVE THAT ICON. Just sayin'.
 

Moose bites kan be pretti nasti.

Michael Palin, you sir, are a comedic genius.
 
Someone actually used the "So did it hurt?" "What?" "When you fell from heaven ;) " line on me last year.
 
I used it this morning....

Needless to say that sexy boy in the mirror was ECSTATIC :3

Oh...I didn't know you swung that way, Chris...mmkay.

Oh I've heard that one. I usually can't stop laughing because it reminds me of the part in the Perfect Man.

I know! XD.

I just rolled my eyes.

And then later that period I heard, "Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day".

The second one was better, I believe.
 
I've gotten "Do you do karate? Because your body is kickin!" this year xD I told them "Duh! I'm a black belt" then walked away. Probably not the answer they were expecting
 
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