The racoons ate our pizza!

[Cindy F]

Sigh....yes, you can tell the "not so experienced campers" can't you? We bought some frozen pizzas and sat them outside on the stove (attached to the wall of the camper) thinking "well, there's no way for anything to get up there and besides, they're individually wrapped, placed in a bag, and then wrapped in a walmart bag-it's not like an animal will know it's there"

They ate all but one...ate them right through the bags. I hope they get horrible heartburn AND they owe me $6.
Is it illegal to shoot pizza stealing raccoons in Florida?
What about a BB gun? What about a giant electric fence that makes crispy little raccoon fries?

What about if I accidentally hit one with the van a couple of times? I hope he froze his pizza stealing little @ off last night.

 

[BigDaddyRog]

lol...Cindy......Sorry things are getting so turned upside down for you....but the angrier you get...you funnier you are!!!

 

[speedyoutlaw]

Wasn't the coons, it was me, burp

 

[seashoreCM]

We take fruitcake (yes, fruitcake) to the neighbors as a Christmas gift. But we always come back to deliver it in person if they were not home. To avoid problems from dogs, raccoons, or mice.

Disney hints: http://www.cockam.com/disney.htm

 

[DaveInTN]

and besides, they're individually wrapped, placed in a bag, and then wrapped in a walmart bag-it's not like an animal will know it's there"
They ate all but one...ate them right through the bags.

They were just excited it wasn't Trail's End pizza! THOSE will give a raccoon heartburn...

 

[BigDaddyRog]

Do I have any pepperoni stuck in my teeth?

 

[Cindy F]

Do I have any pepperoni stuck in my teeth?

BAHAHAHA!

THAT'S HIM! THAT'S HIM! I recognize him by that black mask looking thing on his face! ~grin~
I guess it wasn't bad enough he ate the pizzas but...we found one with all the toppings eaten off and the crust left behind the van. He WASTED it! Wasteful, thieving, pizza grabbing, dog food eating, *@*#(^$ coon.

 

[BigDaddyRog]

...I guess it wasn't bad enough he ate the pizzas but...we found one with all the toppings eaten off and the crust left behind

Maybe he's a LOW CARB COON????

 

[Cindy F]

Maybe he's a LOW CARB COON????

and yet more evidence of the raccoon attack by the big pine tree. A piece of a Tombstone pizza wrapper and a silver microwave "browning circle" with a little muddy thieving pawprint on it. I'm calling the police to see if they can get prints off it.

 

[BigDaddyRog]

Girl....you're hot on his striped tail....you may just crack this coon case!!

 

[big kahuna1]

Did those pizza's have anchovies? Raccoons love fish.

 

[Cindy F]

Did those pizza's have anchovies? Raccoons love fish.

No but apparently they love supreme and pepperoni just as much!

Girl....you're hot on his striped tail....you may just crack this coon case!!

I'm tempted to put another pizza out there in a cage to nab him and when I do, make him watch Pirates of the Caribbean 1000 times as his punishment.....trust me, we've watched it about 1000 times and it is indeed a punishment.

How do you cook a raccoon in a crockpot? No reason....just... you know......wondering

 

[BigDaddyRog]

...

How do you cook a raccoon in a crockpot? No reason....just... you know......wondering

Not real sure...but I bet its better with LIQUID SMOKE!!!!!

 

[FlaFortCampster]

OMG, I am laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes.
You people are certifiable.

 

[BradyBz12]

I'm tempted to put another pizza out there in a cage to nab him and when I do, make him watch Pirates of the Caribbean 1000 times as his punishment...

You're killing me...

How do you cook a raccoon in a crockpot? No reason....just... you know......wondering

If a recipe exists, I'm pretty darned sure someone HERE has it!

Keep your sense of humor, Cindy - it's priceless!!

 

[Cindy F]

You're killing me...

If a recipe exists, I'm pretty darned sure someone HERE has it!

Keep your sense of humor, Cindy - it's priceless!!

Awww, ya'll are the ones helping me keep my spirits up!
The next time we're all at The Fort, I'll share some of my Crockpot Coon with everyone!

 

[bigbrother715]

i`ll bet there are no pizza robberies in this guys neighborhood!!!http://www.detroitblog.org/?p=562

 

[BigDaddyRog]

i`ll bet there are no pizza robberies in this guys neighborhood!!!http://www.detroitblog.org/?p=562

Yeah...I bet ya DONT!!!!!

Well..there's your COON RECIPE!!!

You soak him in vinegar and water, soak it four, five hours, and that get the wild game taste out of it. After that you cut him up just like you cut up a rabbit, then you preboil it about a half-hour, let the water jump about a half-hour, then take him out, put him in a pan like that, get your seasoning on, then you put him in the oven, just like you do a roast. Cook until well done.

Hmmmm...maybe tomorrow night....maybe not.

 

[speedyoutlaw]

yet another recipie

BARBECUED RACCOON

Shoulders, hams, and saddle from 1 or 2 raccoons
1 lg. onion, sliced
Salt and pepper
1-2 c. barbecue sauce

Clean and prepare raccoon for roasting. Place in roaster pan with enough water to cover about 1/3 of the way. Slice onion and spread over meat. Add salt and pepper as desired. Bake at 350 degrees for 1 1/2 to 2 hours until done. Add barbecue sauce with brush during last 30 minutes of cooking.

tgfhj = thank god for hill jacks.....hmmmm check out my siggy

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Oh sure,racoons. Thats just what the otters wanted you to think,,they needed something to go with their beer.

Racoons are just poor innocent victims having to endure the abuse of a buncha drunken otters.,,,,only to be used as scape goats .