THE PERFECT DRESS/ A Wedding Tale

kimnkel

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Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed
mother-of-the-bride ever!


A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused, saying "Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it!"


Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind, sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."


A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."


Her mother just smiled, and replied, "Of course I do, dear, I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding!"

:rotfl2: Now that's my kinda momma!
 
I LOVE it!! You've got a very cool mom :teeth:
 

Three Cheers for MOM! :cheer2: :cheer2: :cheer2: That is priceless. That's called maximum use of "you gotta roll with the punches"
 
I love that joke...I'm glad you all liked it. My dress designer sent it to me. It's not a story about my mother (she passed away several years ago; I miss her every day) but I think I love this joke because it was like something she would have done!
 
It sounds like you have a wonderful mother who really knows how to roll with the punches!
 
kimnkel said:
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed
mother-of-the-bride ever!


A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused, saying "Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it!"


Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind, sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."


A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."


Her mother just smiled, and replied, "Of course I do, dear, I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding!"

:rotfl2: Now that's my kinda momma!

Way to go Mom!!!!
Man I wish I couls be a fly on the wall when tour Mom walks in the room wearing "the dress".
I'd probably roll on the floor LMAO at the expression on your stepmom's face!!
 


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