The only thing worse than a dog with gas is..

[RNMOM]

A dog with gas who is lying 4 feet behind you and there is a space heater with a fan blowing in your direction turned on 'HI' and full heat.



I swear..this guy saves them up for the night when he and I are alone and I am on the computer. Oh, yeah, he also likes to share them when he is lying on the bed in the morning with me. It is definitly time to change his food back to the more expensive kind. Who ever wrote the reviews and recommended 'Chicken Soup for the Dog Lovers Soul' dog food is nuts. This stuff ought to be banned.

Can you divorce your dog?

 

[mamamary]

A dog with gas who is lying 4 feet behind you and there is a space heater with a fan blowing in your direction turned on 'HI' and full heat.



I swear..this guy saves them up for the night when he and I are alone and I am on the computer. Oh, yeah, he also likes to share them when he is lying on the bed in the morning with me. It is definitly time to change his food back to the more expensive kind. Who ever wrote the reviews and recommended 'Chicken Soup for the Dog Lovers Soul' dog food is nuts. This stuff ought to be banned.

Can you divorce your dog?

My dog gets it with the expensive food too. We are in the process of changing his food again - a recommendation from someone else with a gassy lab. We're really hoping it works

 

[Tuffcookie]

TC

 

[GreatDaneMom]

The only thing worse than a dog with gas?

...a husband with gas, 'cuz they're so darn proud of it!

 

[Binnie]

The only thing worse than a dog with gas?

...a husband with gas, 'cuz they're so darn proud of it!

You ain't kiddin'! And even when they're not proud of it, they try to blame it on the dog! (In the case of my DH, even when the dog is 1000 miles away!)

 

[maraki527]

Sounds like my dog. It is awful. The vet told my husband to put a tablespoon of plain yogurt in his food to help with the gas.

 

[designermv]

Dog farts are the WORST. They sent me running for the toilet to puke when I was pregnant.

I hate how they just lie there, looking all innocent and indifferent to the fact that they just released an invisible cloud of toxic waste from their butt.

 

[GreatDaneMom]

You ain't kiddin'! And even when they're not proud of it, they try to blame it on the dog! (In the case of my DH, even when the dog is 1000 miles away!)

At least he's more creative than mine!

 

[luvmy3jewels]

At least I can always tell when dh has gas because he giggles. The dog's gas is silent but deadly!!

 

[Dancemom03]

At least I can always tell when dh has gas because he giggles. The dog's gas is silent but deadly!!

Mine only laughs AFTER he blames the dog...

 

[Hercules10]

Who ever wrote the reviews and recommended 'Chicken Soup for the Dog Lovers Soul' dog food is nuts. This stuff ought to be banned.

They really make a dog food by this name?!

Can you divorce your dog?

T'aint worth it. You have to pay puppy support payments. Plus the b**** usually gets the house.

 

[Jockaroo]

My old dog was so funny when he had a gas episode (not frequently). He would do an audible and not know what happened and start to turn circles to find the noise. On about the second circle, the odor would hit. He would stop dead in his tracks, sniff, and then bolt from the scene of the crime. It was so funny. Luckily, he wasn't a stinky dog.

Just a suggestion, but you may wish to consider adding a probiotic suppliment to his diet.

 

[snapppyd]

The only thing worse than a dog with gas?

...a husband with gas, 'cuz they're so darn proud of it!

I vowed I would NEVER make mushroom barley soup again

 

[Luv2Scrap]

T'aint worth it. You have to pay puppy support payments. Plus the b**** usually gets the house.

OMG!!!

 

[dawson5]

What's worse than a dog with gas? two dogs with gas.

Luckily ours only get it when they eat rawhides, which isn't very often. The chihuahua likes to sit on your lap, you really get the full effect. The beagle just sits on the floor in front of us and you know when it happens because he just looks back at you with this sad expression like "I'm so sorry I did that to you." He's my sweetie.

 

[Geoff_M]

In our house it's yeast rolls as the #1 food that keeps giving back! Fun with anaerobic fermentation!

But back to the OP's question... my nomination: A high school hockey team on the bench!!!

 

[pixiewings71]

The only thing worse than a dog with gas?

...a husband with gas, 'cuz they're so darn proud of it!

You ain't kiddin'! And even when they're not proud of it, they try to blame it on the dog! (In the case of my DH, even when the dog is 1000 miles away!)

Yup, so does DBF! EVERY time he does it, no matter where we are, he says "blue"....which is the dogs name, the dog is usually far far away when he does it too.

 

[1957]

Finding kitty hairballs on the only area rug in my house! Forget the tile or hardwood floors. Nope - furry feline insists on urping squarely in the middle of the white areas of this very nice Oriental carpet.

 

[OK!]

Cat gas is nothing to sneeze at, either.

 

[Hercules10]

Then there's the gas generated by them eating poop! Talk about getting both barrels.