The old Christian lady and The Atheist (joke) (can't wait for the replies...lol)

[catsrule]

There's a little old Christian lady living next
>door to an atheist. Every morning the lady
>comes out onto her front porch and shouts
>"Praise the Lord!".
>
>The atheist yells back, "There is no God".
>She does this every morning with the
>same result. As time goes on the
>lady runs into financial difficulties and has
>trouble buying food. She goes out onto
>the porch and asks God for help with
>groceries, then says "Praise the Lord".
>
>The next morning she goes out onto the porch
>and there's the groceries she's asked
>for, of course she says "Praise the Lord".
>
>The atheist jumps out from behind a bush and
>says, "Ha, I bought those groceries - there is no
>God".
>
>The lady looks at him and smiles, she shouts
>"Praise the Lord, not only did you provide
>for me Lord, you made Satan pay for the
>groceries!!"
>

 

[DocRafiki]

why do people associate atheists with satan?

 

[nativetxn]

I don't know, Doc, but it's a funny joke

 

[Keli]

LOL!

 

[SPAGo 98]

haha that's a good one.

 

[kejoda]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jeff in BigD]

Originally posted by DocRafiki
why do people associate atheists with satan?

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

"I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of Him."

- The Usual Suspects

 

[Poohbear123]

LOL! Thanks for the chuckle.

 

[EROS]

"The fact that a believer is happier than a sceptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality. "

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

 

[Big Dude]

Good morning Brother.....So, How did those Redsox do last night?


Does 6-0 ring a bell?

Have a great day to all.

Adam aka Big Dude

GO YANKEES

 

[EROS]

Hey, Brother, what can I say??????

GOD was sighted AGAIN sitting in the Yankees' dugout wearing a RED SOX SUCK t-shirt . I wish that he/she would be more attentive to the suffering of humanity than the Yankees' win-loss record

 

[Big Dude]

GOD was sighted AGAIN sitting in the Yankees' dugout wearing a RED SOX SUCK t-shirt

Ah yes, my brother, but in YOUR world there is no GOD. Would that then mean that the above t-shirt was just a true statement

Adam aka Big Dude

 

[Dream]

Catsrule is STILL playing in the catnip!!! LOL! Might as well have put a "Let's Rumble" sign in the middle of the CB!!!

****Dream pops some popcorn and pulls up a chair to watch yet another show!****

 

[catsrule]

 

[SuiteDisney]

 

[dizneenut]

LOL!

 

[EROS]

"The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus by the Supreme Being as his father, in the womb of the virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter."

Thomas Jefferson

 

[John Smith1]

Originally posted by DocRafiki
why do people associate atheists with satan?

Good question... it's funny though, it's not too hard to tell who is who by the answers on this board.

 

[babar]

hey Jeff, isn't the first quote from The Devils's Advocate?

 

[catsrule]